Oct 29, 2023
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Winter: You have a dinner date at 7PM. What time do you arrive?
Weiss: 7. AM. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on all the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I'll have to kill him. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30
Winter: You're ready
Weiss: Really?
Winter: No. Everything you just said was insane
Val, to everyone: I've got a job that requires killing a lot of people and blowing up everything else.
Val: I thought of you.
Pomni: This... is a bucket.
Jax: Dear God...
Pomni: There's more.
Jax: No...
Shockwave: ...Anyway, that is how I lost my medical license. Megatron: *Concerned look from the operation table*
*Scalpel is doing surgery on Blackout, who's laughing* Scalpel: Wait, wait, wait — it gets better. When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! *Scalpel laughs maniacally and Blackout joins in* Scalpel: ...Anyway, that's how i lost my medical license. Blackout: *Stops laughing, starts looking alarmed*
Candy Dealer: So we're fine. As long as nobody teleports any bread. Fat Thief: I have a question. Candy Dealer: What's your question Fat Thief? Fat Thief: I teleported bread. Candy Dealer: What. Fat Thief: You told me to. Candy Dealer: How, much? Fat Thief: I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days. Thin Thief: Where?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!?
What makes me a good president? If i were a bad president, i wouldn't be sitting here discussing this subject right now, would I!?
-Koleda Belobog