#incorrect lokius

[caterpillarinacave]

Loki: Thank you for being my friend.

Mobius: Yeah, of co-

Loki: It’s a questionable life decision on your part but still, I appreciate it.

[mimisempai]

Finally...

[marvelsincorrectquotes]

Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Mobius, softly: You and me.

Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...

[1luna1lovegood1]

Mobuis: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't

expecting this...

Loki : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Mobuis: Holy shit-

[thatsashitplan]

[extrabigsuperlargeboobs]

mobius: i am going to torture you

loki: ooo kinky

mobius: you are a good person and you deserve love and affection

loki: wait-

mobius: just because you have done bad things in your past doesn’t mean you aren’t capable of change

loki: stop it

mobius: you are loved and you are worthy

loki: i need a safe word!!!

[spn-lesbian]

Loki: why do you just assume I’m not gonna be helpful?

Mobius: because you’re a dickwad

Loki: but I’m your dickwad <3

[bisexual-chupacabra]

Mobius: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve made a mistake.

Loki, stirring his coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.