#source: 8 simple rules

[borbi-edits]

Portia: I think the coffee guy had a crush on me. He gave me a free cappuccino.

Delancy: oh, how cute!

Portia (scoffing): yeah, like I'd go out with a barrister.

Delancy: Portia, a barrister is a lawyer in England.

Portia: well, the degree must not translate 'cause he's serving coffee here.

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Giovanni: I can't help but notice that you haven't made any friends out here in the manor yet.

Cyrus: That's because everybody's an idiot.

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

Alex: Illusion Steve, you haven't made any friends out here.

Illusion Steve: That's because everybody is an idiot.

[hxuse-xf-black]

Dominique: Don't mess with the the middle child!

[incorrectnwsl]

Ali Krieger: Sonnett, did you have anything to do with this?

Emily Sonnett: I don’t want to brag, but that depends on how it turns out.

[emmysustrai]

Mercury: Life is a series of disappointments broken up by periods of dark depression.

[incorrectpoldarkquotes]

George: You haven't made any friends outside this house.

Valentine: That's because everybody's an idiot.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Lola and Penelope: (both yelling at each other) I'm gonna kill you!! Bugs: Goils don't kill each other. (the girls still yell at each other; Bugs waits a moment) At least I said it.