Aug 25, 2025
Simon: ...
Y/n: ...
Simon: ... I'm not looking at you, Y/n.
Y/n: You're going to~.
Simon: Nope.
Y/n: You like looking at me.
Simon: I'm not going to.
Y/n: Because if you do~... you'll crack! Like an egg~!
Simon, straining: ... Yes.
seen from Norway
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Netherlands
seen from Australia
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from Lithuania
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Russia
Simon: ...
Y/n: ...
Simon: ... I'm not looking at you, Y/n.
Y/n: You're going to~.
Simon: Nope.
Y/n: You like looking at me.
Simon: I'm not going to.
Y/n: Because if you do~... you'll crack! Like an egg~!
Simon, straining: ... Yes.
*Catra sees She-Ra naked for the first time*
Catra: Uh huh, they're huge…
Adora: Will you stop? These things only get in my way…
Catra: H-how could you! Those are sacred gifts!
[Butler, Artemis, and Holly are stranded somewhere]
Butler: I’m going to head out and find us some transport… if you two can manage not to kill each other while I’m gone.
Holly: Oh please, we’re not children.
(Butler rolls his eyes and leaves)
Holly: …Eat shit and die.
Artemis: Yes, fuck you.
(Brief pause)
Both Holly and Artemis: (Warm chuckling)
This is how I imagine the vibe of Dinadan/Tristan/Palomides quests are.
I’m procrastinating working on a Valentine’s Day drawing, but I’m having a hard time figuring out which one the many ships I wish to do.
Benitez: Right, I will be on my way, if you two can manage not to kill each other while I’m gone.
Tedesco: Please. We’re not children.
Benitez: (leaves)
Bellini: Eat shit and die.
Tedesco: Yes, fuck you.
Woods: I'm a nice person, I am. I know how to be nice to people.
Mason: No you do not.
Woods: Yes I do!
Adler: Then why has every story you've told involved you arriving somewhere and getting punched in the face?
Woods: That's because everyone else is an asshole.
Adler: See?
Shane Hollander: Right, I have to step out for a minute, if you two can manage not to kill each other while I’m gone.
Ilya Rozanov: Please. We are not children.
Shane Hollnder: (leaves)
Hayden Pike: Eat shit and die.
Ilya Rozanov: Yes, fuck you.
Melissa: If you two can manage not to kill eachothet while I'm gone.
Yuri: Oh please, we're not children.
Melissa: *leaves*
Yuri: Eat shit and die.
Nine: Yes, fuck you.