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[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena, about everyone: These people are my friends. I've known them for twelve hours.

[incorrect-2003-tmnt-quotes]

Splinter: People on Earth die when they're like 50.

Mr.Mortu: They die when they're 50!?

Splinter: I don't know, something like that!

Mr.Mortu: What's even the point of being born!?

Splinter: Exactly!

Mr.Mortu: Are you about to die!?

Splinter: ...I'm not 50!

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[incorrect-transformers-quotes]

(TFA)

Sari: People on Earth die when they're like 50.

Bumblebee: They die when they're 50!?

Sari: I don't know, something like that!

Bumblebee: What's even the point of being born!?

Sari: Exactly!

Bumblebee: ...Are you about to die!?

Sari: I'm not 50!

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[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

For context: this post is basically this sound from tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeQSHGqv/

I thought the sound is funny and I sometimes watch the youtuber from whose videos the sound is from. I can't edit and I can't draw, but I really wanted to do something with this sound so until I learn how to edit we have this stupid post

Mcgonagall: Those four Gryffindor call themselves "The Marauders", two Ravenclaws and three Slytherins call themselves "The Skittles" and three Gryffindor girls call themselves "The Valkyries"

Dumbledore: What a bunch of nerds

cut to the montage set to "Hooked on a feeling" by Blue Swede

James, actually confuse by Lily's terrible lie: A cat stole your chest? How does a cat steal a chest?

[James Potter, the hair]

Sirius, with a staight face: I don't misinform, I just lie

[Sirius Black, the mastermind]

Peter, laying face down: Literally just got robbed in the street of Hogsmeade

[Peter Pettigrew, the token straight]

Remus, while everyone is hearteyes staring at him: You can't call me mommy either. You guys are fucking weird [leaves the room]

[Remus Lupin, the casanova]

Evan, through the two-way mirror: there are aurors outside my hou... [connection cuts]

[Evan Rosier, the wildcard]

Barty, while dying of laughter, Evan is laying on the broken table: He wasn't using the Wii wrist strap

[Barty Crouch jr, the brain]

Regulus, to a person that just walked in on him holding a lighter and hairspray: Um... That's none of your concern

[Regulus Black, the lionheart]

Pandora, randomly, while everybody is studying for exams: I want to bring Nearly Headless Nick back to life just so I can kill him again.

[Pandora Ollivander, the inventor]

Dorcas, before a match, with her new broom: I'm showing those mortals what's good!

[Dorcas Meadowes, the threat]

Marlene, after being interapted 5 time in the row: I forgot what the fuck I was going to say!

[Marlene Mckinnon, the muscles]

Lily, flying on the broom head first into a wall: I don't know how to control this!

[Lily Evans, the common sense]

Mary, laying on the ground, to Marlene, boys are having a fist fighting in the background: But to be truthful, do they have the Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans in America? Been there once and never seen it.

[Mary Macdonald, the charisma]

[totallycorrectkilljoys]

Johnny, to Dutch: Trust me, negotiation is my specialty. Yours is more “stab, stab, those are my terms.”

[azelmaandeponine]

Volo: What has the universe ever done for you? Why would you wanna save it? Akari: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

[incorrectforgottencity]

Domitius: What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove their spine? Horatius: That’s… that’s actually murder, one of the worst crimes of all. Also illegal.

[torturedblue]

Leo: I’m hungry. Hand me that banana?

Donnie: No, it’s not ripe yet. And I hate you.