#source: house

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you.

Wyll: Oh come on. I’m not that good-looking.

Gale: Yeah, you are.

Karlach: You kind of are.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Benedict: What should I do?

Violet: Oh, is this the part where I give you advice and pretend you’re going to listen to it? I like this part.

[imabeatthepitt]

Garcia: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you. Langdon: Oh, come on. I'm not that good looking. Mel: Yeah, you are.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Agatha: You want to kiss me, don’t you?

Rio: I always want to kiss you.

[incorrect-star-allies]

Magolor: You’ve caused me considerable mental distress.

Master Crown: I certainly hope so.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Haymitch: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing something nice?

Katniss: Experience.

[the-bitch-files]

"one small feel for man, one giant ass for mankind." - Buck, grabbing Eddie's ass while they're hugging

[team-iceflower]

Blake: You should try bondage.

Ruby: I did once, but all she did was tie me down and then complain about being Heiress to the SDC.