#source: incorrect-1d

[john-jungkook]

*SOPE has a child*

Taehyung: So, is the baby awake yet?

Hoseok: Oh, no it's still nap time but he'll be awake soon.

Taehyung: Ah, and where is Yoongi-hyung?

Hoseok: I said it's still nap time.

[daisybeewrites]

coulson: may, you’re smiling... did something good happen?

may: can’t i smile just to smile?

bobbi: hunter tripped and fell on the ramp of the zephyr

may: :)

[scorchstorm]

Mike: I read that one out of every four people is gay.

Mike: That means at least one person in this Party is gay.

Mike: I hope it’s Will because Will is cute.

[avengers-avenging-spiderling]

Tony: Woo! That's my boyfriend, suckers!

Rhodey: Your husband, Tony.

Tony: My husband! Even better!

[thiamismyanchor]

Theo: Our can opener's broken

Liam: So now it's a can't opener?

Theo: ... I can't believe that I fell in love with you

[incxrrect-dcmk]

Kaito: How did you know I was going to propose?

Shinichi: Ran hasn't been able to look at me without crying for weeks.

[incorrectanastxsiaquotes]

Lily: I spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘s’.

Vlad: Sunshine?

Lily: Nope.

Vlad: *looks over at Anya and Dmitry arguing* Sexual tension?

[incorrectmarauders]

Remus: Fuck me if I'm wrong, but-

Sirius: You are wrong.

Remus: I didn't even-

Sirius: Wrong. YOU ARE WRONG.