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JJ: You know Emily, not every problem can be solved with a gun.

Emily: That's why I carry two guns. ☺️

Izuku: So then I thought All Might died so I decided to yeet myself at All for One

Aizawa, completely done: Why.

Izuku: He’s pretty much 90% of my impulse control

Seokjin: Merry Christmas! I got this for you.

Namjoon: Oh thanks hyung, you shouldn't ha-

Namjoon:

Namjoon: Hyung, this is a framed picture of you.

Seokjin: That's right. Only the best for you, babe.

Deceit: name a way to be nice to people

Remus: not murdering them

Deceit: setting the bar kinda low there, but I’ll allow it

Lula: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Merritt: I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Jack: I got distracted by your hotness about halfway through.

Danny: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Yelena: You can say “have a nice day” and no problem.

Yelena: But you say “enjoy the next 24 hours” and it sounds vaguely threatening.

Natasha: ...it’s 3am

Janet: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Chrissy: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Jack: I got distracted by your hotness about halfway through.

Larry: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

JJ: Why are you sitting on the counter?

Emily: I am an FBI agent and I sit where I want.

JJ: ...

JJ: Where’s the spider?

Emily: Under the pillow, thanks.

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