#source: lux

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

James: Moony is going to kick your ass, Pads...

Sirius: Nah, Moony likes my ass too much for that.

[incorrect-deepurple]

David: Tommy you're late, Glenn will kick your ass...

Tommy: Nah, Glenn likes my ass too much for that.

[Mark IV]

[incorrecttlou]

Jesse: Dina is going to kick your ass, Ellie...

Ellie: Nah, Dina likes my ass too much for that.

[incorrect-hunterx-quotes]

Machi: Chrollo is going to kick your ass, Hisoka... Hisoka: Nah, Chrollo likes my ass too much for that.

[incorrect-dragonball-quotes]

Goku: 18 is going to kick your ass, Krillin...

Krillin: Nah, She likes my ass too much for that.

[incorrect-la-by-night-quotes]

Annabelle: Nelli is going to kick your ass, Victor.

Victor: Nah, Nelli likes my ass too much for that.

[incorrectinception]

Yusuf: Arthur is going to kick your ass, Eames...

Eames: Nah, Arthur likes my ass too much for that.

[incorrectbungoustraydogs]

Hi Miku! This is Fitzgerald! Being true to who you are makes all your dreams possible!

F. Scott Fitzgerald, in the new Lux commercial.