#source: quote generator

[incorrectlco]

Lucy: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’?

George: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Lockwood: Smad.

[incorrect-sabriel-quotes]

Sam, pointing a camera at Gabriel: There he is, our sweet baby.

Gabriel, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

[incorrectlco]

Lockwood: Please, I’m begging you to go to a doctor.

Lucy: I’m sorry, is this our stab wound? Stay out of it.

[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: What did I tell you bout lyin?

Robin!Tim: *Lookin down* That it only works on Bruce.

[lesbianlaketrout]

Merlin, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed? 
Arthur, half asleep: Merlin, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

[breath-of-the-wild-prompts]

Link: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Urbosa: Link, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Link: So, you can't sleep, huh?

Link: Is it because of the blanket?

[breath-of-the-wild-prompts]

Zelda, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

[breath-of-the-wild-prompts]

Zelda: I can't believe we have to be stuck in this room together!

Link, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.