#source: shitwesaid

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian: Cauliflower looks like sliced brain.

Bard: ...

Barbarian: I mean, if you sliced a brain, that’s what it would look like.

Bard: I don’t know what a sliced brain looks like.

Barbarian: Looks like cauliflower.

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Bossk: Cauliflower looks like sliced brain

Embo: ...

Bossk: I mean, if you sliced a human brain, that’s what it would look like

Embo: I don’t know what a sliced human brain looks like

Cad Bane: Looks like cauliflower

[hxuse-xf-black]

Lucy about Molly II: She is like the physical embodiment of secondhand embarrassment.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Dimitri: Well, what do you think?

Clive: I think I’m the sexiest bastard who ever lived.

Dimitri: I meant about the job.

[incorrect-toukenranbu-quotes]

Let’s upgrade that bromance into a mengagement!

Yamabushi to Tonbokiri

[creepy-meme-trash]

"You can't scare me. I know how to sew."

- Helen probably

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Michiru: Cauliflower looks like sliced brain.

Ren: …

Michiru: I mean, if you sliced a human brain, that’s what it would look like.

Ren: I don’t know what a sliced human brain looks like!

Takeru: Looks like cauliflower.

[incorrect-backstagers-quotes]

I don't think I'm a dog but then again do dogs think they're dogs?

Hunter probably