#source: shrinking

[candy-corn-slut]

Abbot: *after watching Robby and Whitaker pretend they didn’t arrive together* so.. how was the sex?

Robby: fuck. Do you think anyone else knows?

Abbot: .. I didn’t know, I was just joking

Robby: god damnit!

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I thought I told you to sit down. Emma: I told you that if I sit down I'm gonna feel like I'm in trouble. Regina: You are in trouble!

[potoincorrectquotes]

Erik: Oh, first you raw dog me in public and now you burst into my house and raw dog me here? Christine Daaè: Stop saying "raw dog"! Erik: I can say anything I want. Christine: [to Raoul] Tell him what raw dog means. Raoul De Chagny: Sex without a condom. Erik: ... Then I'll stop saying that.

[marmelogram]

Bucky: First Val raw dogs me at the store! Now you're raw dogging me in my office!

Yelena: Would you please stop saying raw dog.

Bucky: I'll say whatever the hell I want.

Yelena: (turning to Mel) Tell him what raw dog means.

Mel: Sex without a condom.

Bucky: ...Then, I'll stop saying it.

[Earlier]

Bucky, about Val: She raw dogged me at the cheese store.

Ava: What do you think raw dogging means?

Bucky: To talk to somebody that doesn’t want to talk to you.

[theamityelf]

Gil: (sees Uma arguing with someone) You need me over here, Captain?

Uma: No.

Gil: Oh, thank God. Hey, Ben.

Ben: Hey, Gil.

Gil: Hey, Mal.

Uma: No, there's no "Hey, Mal." We don't like Mal, again.

Gil: Got it. Eat a d!ck, Mal.

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Charles: i thought i told you to sit down

Kitty: i told you that if i sit down i’m gonna feel like i’m in trouble

Charles: you are in trouble!

[totallycorrectfostershome]

Mr. Herriman: I thought I told you to sit down. Bloo: I told you that if I sit down, I'm gonna feel like I'm in trouble. Mr. Herriman: You are in trouble.

[incorrectcanucks]

Quinn Hughes: Whenever I need it, I put on one of my favorite sad songs and just let myself grieve for 15 straight minutes. But once my alarm beeps, I shake it off, and get the fuck on with my life.