#source: slimecicle

[incorrectteyvatism]

Childe: I got a handgun. Do you wanna play Russian Roulette?

Scara: I was actually about to suggest the exact same thing.

[zenless-zone-zero-incorrect]

Seth: knock!

Wise, inside: who is it?

Seth: uh...who is it?

Jane: say its- *whispering* say its the tax people

Seth: the taxes!

Wise: you cant come in

Jane: tell him we’re gonna kill his entire fucking family if he doesn't let us in.

Seth:

Seth: we haves cookie!

[incorrectjackboxquotes]

Binjpipe: Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AH-

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[cyber-streak-2]

Starscream after pissing off Megatron: Hahaha! The circle of life, and now it shall continue!

Megatron: *mad as hornets ready to beat the shit out of him*

Starscream: I think I might have misjudged my place in the circle...

[tf2-incorrect-quotes]

Engie: Where did you go?

Soldier: To War.

[incorrectcultofthelambquotes]

Lamb: Sometimes, the best way to scare your opponent is just to walk straight at them menacingly. That way, they can't even tell you have a brain the size of a walnut.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian: Sometimes, the best way to scare your opponent is to just walk at them menacingly.

Barbarian: That way, they can’t even tell that you have the brain the size of a fucking walnut!

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: Sometimes, the best way to scare your opponent is to just walk at them menacingly.

Liebe: That way, they can’t even tell that you have the brain the size of a fucking walnut!