#source: steven wright

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Giovanni: What in the world is everyone doing over here?

Lysandre: Cyrus stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.

Cyrus: I got a full house and four people died.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Jason stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.

Jason: I got a full house and four people died.

[ladymiraclewings]

Molly: Scratch stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.

Scratch: I got a full house and four people died.

[probablynot-john]

Sabine: Come on Kallus be spontaneous!

Kallus: I can plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Wanda: Agnes stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.

Agnes: I got a full house and four people died.

[incorrect-eah]

Meeshell: They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning... [picks up her glass of water from the stool] I like to live on the edge...

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed.

Commander X2

[hadesisqueer]

Ruby: Blake stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.

Blake: I got a full house and four people died.