#incorrect wandavision

[lithiumseven]

[satanic-nightjar]

Vision: May I ask you for a favour?

Wanda: I would literally die for you but sure.

Vision: We need to talk about you starting your sentences like this.

[drunk-cryptic-witch]

Y/n: Wanda, you are like mjolnir

Wanda: How so?

Y/n: Only those worthy can hold you

Wanda: Awww

Y/n: Yet the fucking robot did it before me.

Wanda:

[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Agatha: Will you be supervillain lesbian lovers with me for Halloween?

Wanda:

[incorrectmarvels]

Pietro: Wanda says that you never buy her flowers, is that true?

Vision: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

[sosmayday]

Wanda: *At the police station*

Wanda: I'm were for my wife.

Officer: Who's your wife?

Wanda: You must be new here.

[offtophic]

Wanda: I am cold,

Wanda: I am careless,

Wanda: I am dangerous.

*ding*

Wanda: Ooh! My unicorn cupcakes!!

[thatoneaspie]