#source: thepandaredd

[starlightshadowsworld]

Aaron: Nicky, how do I get vengeance on those who have forsaken me?

Nicky: Oh I’m sorry man but the best revenge is letting go.

Aaron: Your answer disappoints me.

Nicky: Sorry buddy.

Aaron: Hmm…Neil..

Neil: I erm…

Nicky: Well?

Aaron: Yes, Niel please give us your honest answer.

Neil: The best vengeance is forgiveness.

Aaron: Hmm…

Nicky: See everybody agrees.

Aaron: That’s not your real answer is it, Neil?

Neil: …Yeah you’re right.

Nicky: I’m sorry?

Neil: How big are they?

Nicky: Why do you need to-?

Aaron: Roughly a head and a half taller than I am.

Neil: But theoretically if folded correctly they could fit into a 10 gallon bucket with some space to spare?

Aaron: Indeed with the proper cuts administered they would.

Nicky: The fuck?!

Aaron: You’ve thought about this a fair amount haven’t you?

Neil: More often than I’d like to admit in present company, but yes.

Aaron: Understandable.

Neil: Likewise. Weapon of choice?

Aaron: Exy racquet.

Neil: Ooo fun choice I like that.

Aaron: Nicky, me and Neil are going on a field trip.

Nicky: Like fucking hell you are!

[steve-the-henchman]

[random-reborn]

Mother's Day with RWY+JRN

Jaune, coming back from spending time with his parents: Oh dorms, sweet dorms. Oh hey guys, how's your mother's Day going?

Ruby:

Weiss:

Yang:

Nora:... heh.. hehehe! Ha ha haha!😆

Jaune: o..kay why is Nora laughing?

Yang: What the fuck, Jaune?!

Jaune: What did I do?!

Ren,walking into the room: hey guys what's up?

Nora, in tears from laughing so hard: Jau-hhhAHA Jaune!!🤣😂

Ren: ok did Nora find the syrup reserves again? What's going on?

Weiss: Jaune just walked in with the confidence of Professor Port in a speedo and asked us all how our mother's day went.

Ren: what the Fuck, Jaune?

Jaune:Well I know Hunter home life isn't great but i didn't think it'd get this response!

Nora: *breaking down even harder*

Jaune: okay with someone PLEASE tell me what going on?

Ruby: Jaune my mom's Dead.

Nora + Ren: Same!

Weiss: my mom became an alcoholic a literally ignored all the problems in our home for years.

Yang: my mom literally abandoned me and my dad to go lead her tribe.

Jaune: W..well how about you Ozpin?

Ozpin, who was walking by: Bitch I am old as fuck.

[melsimps]

311619!Peter: *over the phone* Hey, Peach? How much do you weigh?

Amber: What? Why?

[He glances at some weights and the leg press machine]

Peter: ...no reason...

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Atreus: So you were never gonna bring up the fact that you sealed away all the Darkin and now they all want to kill you? 

Zoe: First of all, it wasn't me, it was Myisha. Second of all, I handled it! And third of all, if you're getting stressed out about the Darkin I'm never gonna tell you about Fiddlesticks.

Atreus: I'm sorry, about WHO?

Zoe: ...

Atreus: Did you just say Fiddlesticks? 

Zoe: It's not really important right now.

Atreus: Like THE fucking Fiddlesticks? The primordial demon of fear in ancient legend, THAT Fiddlesticks?! 

Zoe: YES! Fiddlesticks, I think Myisha owed it money or something, is that really what you want to focus on right now? 

Atreus: YEAH! A LITTLE BIT! HOW DID MYISHA OWE IT MONEY?!

Zoe: I DON'T KNOW, AND FRANKLY, I GOT OTHER STUFF GOING ON RIGHT NOW!

Atreus: WHAT OTHER SHIT DO YOU HAVE GOING ON THAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OWING THE PRIMORDIAL FUCKING DEMON OF FEAR MONEY?!

Zoe: I DON'T KNOW MAN! That's just my job! Sometimes you owe money to a demon and sometimes you uncover an ancient World Rune and kick off the Rune Wars, THAT'S THE GIG! 

[waterfire1848]

[ The Evil Warriors meeting Hordak for the first time. ]

Evil-Lyn: Hordak. Welcome to-…What is that?

[ An army of child soldiers behind Hordak. ]

Hordak: What?

Beast Man: What is wrong with you? You brought kids to this?

Kyle: We’re not kids! We’re soldiers!

Hordak: Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is.

Trap Jaw: No. I’m not doing this. I’m not hitting a-

[ Catra hits him with a stun baton. ]

[starlightshadowsworld]

Neil: Andrew.

Andrew: No.

Neil: Andrew, we need to talk about this.

Andrew: What I do with myself is neither yours nor the teams buisness.

Neil: Andrew it's been nearly 120 hours and you have not slept.

Andrew: My symptoms are both manageable and none of your concern.

Neil: What do you mean symptoms? You are exhausted.

Andrew: The serious…

-He dozes off for a second before waking back up-

Andrew: I got it, I'm fine. The serious symptoms haven't even started yet.

Neil: What the fuck was that?!

Andrew: Symptom 7, minor narcolepsy. I'll get over it.

Neil: You have it numbered?!

Andrew: I have everything numbered. I'm organised, get on my level.

Neil:…I'm calling Kevin we're putting you to bed.

Andrew: He won't help you, he's much worse.

Neil:... How do you get worse than 5 days?!

Andrew: Lots of training, plenty of caffeine. Being raised since childhood in an Exy cult.

-Neil just stares at him-

Andrew: What's that thing you said? Never ending battle, right?

Neil: How are you both not dead?

Andrew: I could ask you the same.

[starlightshadowsworld]

The Fallen King

Beast Akutugawa: Nakajima.

Beast Atsushi: No.

Beast Akutugawa: Nakajima, we need to talk about this.

Beast Atsushi: What I do with myself is neither yours or the Agencies buisness.

Beast Akutugawa: Nakajima it's been almost 120 hours and you have not slept.

Beast Atsushi: My symptoms are both manageable and none of your concern.

Beast Akutugawa: What do you mean symptoms? You are exhausted.

Beast Atsushi: The serious...

He dozes off for a second before waking back up.

Beast Atsushi: I got it, I'm fine. The serious symptoms haven't even started yet.

Beast Akutagawa: What the fuck was that?!

Beast Atsushi: Symptom 7, minor narcolepsy. I'll get over it.

Beast Akutugawa: You have it numbered?!

Beast Atsushi: I have everything numbered. I'm organised, get on my level.

Beast Akutugawa: I'm calling Nakahara we're putting you to bed.

Beast Atsushi: He won't help you, he's much worse.

Beast Akutugawa:... How do you get worse than 5 days?!

Beast Atsushi: Lots of training, plenty of caffeine. The untimely death of a loved one.

Beast Akutugawa just stares at him.

Beast Atsushi: What's that thing you said? Never ending battle, right?

Beast Akutugawa: How are you not dead?

Beast Atsushi: I'm the Reaper.