#source: tmpgis

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: I lost, like, 13 pounds.

Bob: Oh my god. What is your secret?

Bucky: ...I had my arm ripped off.

[yaelokre-confessions-and-hcs]

Bin: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no-

Cooper: Hey, Bin.

Bin: *gut punching Cooper*

Cooper: OOH-

Bin: Phew!

Cooper: What the fuck?!

Bin: You are one of my very best friends.

Bin: And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this.

Bin: You’re too young.

Bin: You’re too beautiful!!!

Cooper: What the fuck are you talking about?

Bin: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside your belly right now.

Cooper:

Cooper: I’m not pregnant!

Bin: Well, not after that punch, you’re not!

Bin: I’ve been taking Muay Thai classes!

Cooper: I was never pregnant, Bin.

Bin: Ah-

Bin: Are you sure?

Cooper: *shaking Bin* Yes, I’m fucking sure!

Tita Amara: I’m sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Bin: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and-

Tita Amara: *gut punching Cooper*

Cooper: OHHH, MOTHERFUCKER-

[incorrect-losers]

Greta: Oh, please, you wouldn’t hurt a fly

Ben: You're right. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to hurt anybody

Ben: You, however, I would maim

[the-herdier]

Sabellian: "Who the fuck are you?"

Wrathion: "Who the fuck are you?"

Sabellian: "I asked you first."

Wrathion: "I asked you second."

[correct-bangtannies]

HYYH Seokjin: Hey, what's the password to Taehyung's phone?

HYYH Namjoon: Fuck you, Seokjin

HYYH Seokjin: Excuse me?

HYYH Namjoon: No, you misunderstood. The password is 'fuckyouseokjin'

[incorrectpll]

Emily: The only thing you're saying is that you're gay!

Mona: I'm not gay, you're gay!

Emily: Yeah, so?

Mona: Wait what.

Emily: I'm gay, dude.

Spencer: Yeah she's definitely gay.

Aria: Yeah she's gay.

Hanna: We had an assembly about it.

Spencer: She has been in a gay monogamous relationship for a long time, and we accept you bro.

Emily: Thank you man.

[themostpopulargreasersintulsa]

[impliedstorm]

Sprite: I think I have a crush on Ikaris.

Kingo: *gasps*

Kingo: Why am I gasping? I already knew that.