Nov 30, 2020
Mashiro: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?
Kensei: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.
seen from China
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seen from Netherlands
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seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from T1
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Mashiro: What is toothpaste if not bone soap?
Kensei: Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security.
Matt: All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety
Foggy: No, buddy, I think you mean Catholicism
Izuru: Many people that appear 'cool' actually struggle with feelings of inadequacy. Not me. I have those feelings without appearing cool at all.
[Scott waits outside Avengers compound]
Tony: Halt, traveler, you must solve our riddle to continue.
Steve *sighs*: Here we go
Tony: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES.
Steve: Jesus Christ, Tony, I said I was sorry!
Scott: Guys, can I come in? It's cold
Foggy *mumbling*: Murderer say what
Defendant: what?
Judge: Guilty!
[Karen bringing a pack of crayons to the office]
Foggy: ???
Foggy: Are we signing documents with those now?
Karen: No, Frank told me in an emergency a crayon will burn for 30 minutes.
Foggy: How does it know it's an emergency? (☉｡☉)!
[Some press conference]
Tony: Before I begin I want to make sure this mic is working. If your name is mike please stand up
*a few journalists stand up*
Tony: Thank you!
Tony: And that concludes the mike check!