#source: tyt

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Umbridge: [to Dumbledore] She told the students I'm on cocaine! McGonagall: I didn't say she's on cocaine... I said she acts like a person who's on cocaine.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: Marcus complaining about substandard enforcers is like vampires complaining about mosquitoes.

[ladymiraclewings]

Uzui Tengen: You cheated...and yet, still got every question wrong. Zenitsu Agatsuma: So, technically doesn't that mean I shouldn't be punished?

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena, about Alti: Does she think that Devil’s Advocate is, like, an actual job that you can get, and she’s trying out?

[anneofgreengablesincorrectquotes]

Matthew: If you know me, you know I don’t like to have conversations with my neighbours.

Rachel Lynde: Or any human being.

Matthew: Pretty much. Any human being I don’t already know.

Marilla: And most that you do.

Matthew: True. That’s mostly accurate.

[incorrectredwallquotes]

Cuthbert: I know I'm highly unusual, I just didn't know how high the unusual was.

[incorrectgallifreyquotes]

Leela: I know I am highly unusual, I just did not know how high the unusual was.

[incorrectsinnohquotes]

Aaron: Gotta keep it profesh, you know? Lucian: Yes, because that's what professional people do: they call it "profesh."