#source: unknow

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Viktor: If I hadn’t just seen it myself, I would never have believed that you were capable of such empathy.

Mordecai: Good. Then you already know that no one will believe you if you tell them.

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

Pierre: Okay, if the guy asks who we are: I'm the leader, Charles is my number two, Lance is our combat strength, Antonio is our intelligence and Esteban is the canary.

Esteban: "Canary"?

Pierre: We send you in first, and if you die we know the room is dangerous.

Esteban: Gee, thanks.

[overheard-at-camp]

Reader: [after watching Sadie kill O’Driscoll’s] I was both horrified and aroused. Horroused, you might say.

[psgmisquotes]

Marco Verratti: I already want to fight those United players so much!

Alessandro Florenzi: Doesn't violence lead to more violence?

Verratti: I know. Its a win-win.

[mlpweirdthings]

AJ: Fluttershy, if Rainbow dash jumped off a cliff, would you?

Fluttershy: [Stares into the distance with a blank expression]

AJ: FLUTTERSHY!

Fluttershy: W-Well... er, it depends.

AJ: DON'T JUMP OFF A CLIFF!

Fluttershy: W-wasn't planning on it!

AJ: But if Rainbow dash did it, would you.....?

Fluttershy: [stares into the distance again]

AJ: FLUTTERSHY!

[incorrectsportsquotes]

Brad Marchand: I'm going to Taco Bell, you want anything?

Charlie McAvoy: To win the Stanley Cup.

Brad Marchand: Yeah, I got like 12 dollars

[clintsmotherfuckinghaircut-blog]

Sam : in your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Bucky, yelling : hey peter, how tall are you?

[miyabinopenguin]

Kidou/Tatsuya: I can't believe you two decided to move in together.

Hiroto:Excuse me. We are both sophisticated adults.

Haizaki: Yeah. Just yesterday we purchased a vegetable.