#sparkings

[crow0king]

'play time' :>

oooo, OP enters this AU now; how exciting! :>

(now i usually not that good at drawing hooved creatures, but i think i absolutely cooked here :> )

[final-milf-ratchet]

TFA Jazz and Prowl sneaking out for "meditation", knowing no one will want to join them, and having the wildest, most passionate sex every time,,

I need you to know how hard i wheezed at "au naturel" as a way to say they're doing it raw,, also i admire you pun skills.

The two of them just keep going at it, and one morning when Prowl's stretching he swears he feels like his plating is.. swollen a little. but Jazz doesn't seem to notice, so he doesn't say anything. a week or two later though ? he's definitely swollen. impossible to miss now, considering how skinny he normally is. But it takes Jazz dragging him to Ratchet for them to have a positive verdict.. they really have a bitty problem. maybe, even, a dual bitty problem..

(My pun skills are the result of years of secret government training, creating the most underappreciated jokester ever made 🫡 I can walk into a room and make every person there groan with how bad my jokes and puns are. )

Bumblebee: where do you guys go all the time 🤨

Prowl: 😶‍🌫️

Jazz: uh... Meditation?

Bumblebee: boring! Forget I asked 🙄

Prowl and jazz: 😇😇

Listen prowls all about that nature stuff! I think jazz shows up with a condom meditation day one and prowl looks at him like he's stupid. You can't connect with nature if you're using a rubber. Idiot. (Prowl just likes creampies)

They do actually meditate! They just take 'bonding' breaks in-between meditation sessions 😉😉 making sure they really get know each other. Intimately.

Prowl and jazz always stretch together, it is an important part of exercising and meditation! Making sure your joints are loose and all that. And then, one day prowl notices it's getting a little, harder to touch his toes (ped-tips? What would you even call this part of their feet??) No one says anything, but he assumes he needs to cut back the energon a little bit...

And then a couple weeks later jazz watches him struggle for a few minutes before (gently) suggesting they go talk to ratchet. Prowls got a little bump, only noticeable when you really look for it...

Ratchet is SO MAD

He knows these fuckers know how to use a condom!!! He has a stock of them just to be sure!! And what does prowl go and do??! GET HIMSELF PREGNANT!!! Out of all the bots he thought he had to worry about Bulkhead and Bumblebee knocking each other up but turns out the real enemy was PROWL!!!! (He says all of this while marching around taking stock of what they need to get for prowl to have a healthy pregnancy)

And now everyone knows they were sneaking out to frag whenever they said they were 'meditating' bumblebee is .5 seconds away from a breakdown when he realizes prowls been getting laid every single day.

Optimus is also .5 seconds away from a breakdown but that's because he's thinking about them having to deal with prowls pregnancy on EARTH with only RATCHET as a doctor and ratchets not even trained in maternity care and theirs TWO SPARKLINGS and- and!!! (And then he faints. Poor Optimus it's just going to keep getting worse for him. As soon as prowl gives birth and jazz lets him hold the twins, Optimus falls head over heels for them. He is best uncle.)

[blueberry-bastard-boy]

Tansformers/Cybertronian Reproduction Part.1

This part will go over all the different ways the Cybertronian race can make more Cybertronians and the next part will be more about the specifics on different Cybertronian species.

How sparks are made

Hot Spots - Sparks emerge from hot spots on cybertron, either on the planets face or a underground pocket, and are harvested to be cold constructed or Foraged depending on the spark type and the area they emerged. Sparks are only harvested by those the Senate has given the ok to, if there harvested by anyone else high punishment is given.

Spark Merging - The way Sparks are made when two or more cybertronians Spark Bond after interfacing. This way of reproduction is illegal because the Senate can’t keep track of everyone as easily. This form of reproduction is only used by upperclassmen and cybertronians who live outside the law an example being Insecticons. 

Seekers are the main upperclassmen given the privilege of Spark Merging and only the best after all good soldiers breed better ones. This was also a way the Senate kept their millitary in check because if you were misbehaving you could kiss that possibility goodbye. This was also one of the safest groups to give the privilege too because if a Seekers Sparkling acted up they corrected it immediately, being able to have kin was a big thing so you couldn’t have them acting up.

The Senate went as far as removing the knowledge on how to reproduce by Spark bonding to not educating the masses that it was a thing that could be done, though the information still got around many still didn’t try out of fear of punishment and it being to risky to try to raise their own in a system where everyone was documented so a new face wouldn’t go unnoticed.

How body’s are made

Foraging - A spark is harvested from a Hot Spot and squished into protometal which will become it’s protoform. Kida like the way you flatten out then fold and squish play dough. The spark will heat up the surrounding protoform and this becomes the sparkchamber.

Cold Construction - sparks are taken from Hot Spots and put into pre made body’s with bits of protoform placed where there would be the T-cog and Brain Module so those can form essentially stealing their bitlit stages of life from them. After being put into a full grow body it takes a few days to for the newspark to make their T-Cog and Brain Module out of the given protoform and are immediately put into training for the jobs best suited for there alt mode which had been pre-determined. Cold Constructed bots are more likely to suffer from mental disorders because of the way they are essentially forced into adulthood.

Carrier - The Newspark’s protoform body is made inside the carriers incubation chamber and when the bitlit emerges they have a fully formed protoform. The carrier is not the more “female” looking bot but rather usually the bot with the more transfluid in their tanks. Carriers require constant feeding and transfluid donations to make the sparklings protoform. The sparkings Spark is housed by the carriers spark even able to crss to their other parents spark if spark bonding occurs again, not required , before returning. If the carrier is under intense  emotional stress this can actually kill the newspark because it’s to much for them to handle so carriers need to be covered in affection especially in the beginning stages.

Cloning - Clones in my universe are mindless bots that are exact copies of each other, they don’t have a spark but they use production line bodies making them indistinguishable form those who are cold constructed. These are used mainly by the Decepticons as A war tactic, the enemy won't know if there shooting someone with a spark or just a drone and these also create create large intimidating numbers.

[crow0king]

starting to read the wreakers and Tarantulas got me thinking on how'd he'd look in my Au....so i had to give him the Slepnier treatment. ;>

only some sketches really (and a very vague prowl) as well as some background to springer in my AU (even though its also super vague cuz of how i drew it)

[crow0king]

"Saving Call" - origin or memory?

[I haven't made comics in a good minute so it's a bit chopped and the fact i got huge art block in the middle of making it to :/

it'll get interesting i swear! also if it's inconsistent i apologize

also, this AU has a name now, Rust between the Damascus :> ]

[crow0king]

an older drawing that i completely forgot to post :> loved how the drawing came out ngl (especially with the red eye *cough* shockwave *cough*)

and it's the first ''official" drawing of VolleyCover (before i made her non-dragon au form) :>

[doomspoon888]

maybe it works more like a parental spark bond? like in a lot of sparkling fics the parents can feel their young in their sparks until they're adults.

It's probably just as annoying because they can't really turn it off. Not just for the parents either, because Megatron would use and abuse a parental spark bond, lingering, overbearing in the back of his sparkling's minds, every now and then sending a general disaproving feeling their way as if to say 'I know what you're doing' to make sure they're behaving.

His sparkings think he's omniscient because so far, every time he's done it, they've always been up to something.