Jason just wants to go to bed, but instead he has to deal with a spider. GN!Reader
[I am a casual DC enjoyer, I'm not following any canon and if I accidentally mischaracterise characters- please shoot me]
Jason didn't want to be having this stupid get-together; his apartment was a dump on the best of days, but his brother's had practically highjacked the place- something about not wanting Bruce around to kill the vibe of their shenanigans, and when Jason rightfully questioned why Dick didn't just use his own apartment, he was met with playful roughhousing and not an answer- tricky bastards.
So he was here, sitting on his ratty couch, sipping a beer and chatting shit with Roy as his brothers and their other friends/acquaintances milled around his somewhat spruced-up apartment, decent music playing in the background (Stephanie had commandeered the function playlist). There was a half-decent snack table, and Dick wasn't being entirely too insufferable yet- Jason and Tim had hidden the karaoke machine that he brought. Jason could see Wally and Dick hunting for it from his peripheral vision; he snickered to himself.
They'd never find it- he had tossed it into the dumpster below from his fourth-story apartment balcony. The best-case scenario is that it was broken beyond repair; the others would thank him and Tim for sparing them from the no-hit wonder duo. Moving to get himself and Roy another beer from the fridge, Jason's attention is arrested by a knock at the door. Just how many people did his idiot brothers invite?
You look up when your new neighbour's door opens to reveal a total hunk of a guy, tall and muscled, scarred and handsome- isolated strands of white hair at his temple that kissed the rest of his black hair. 'Well, hello, sailor', is all your brain manages to put together as you blink at the man.
"Hello, do I know you?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh- uh, no," You startle back to attention, smiling guiltily for blatantly oggling your neighbour two seconds into meeting him, "I just moved in next door, I haven't managed to catch you to say hi, but uh, I heard the music and figured you'd be in. I brought cookies." You hold up the bowl of homemade chocolate chip cookies.
The man blinks, green eyes flicking from the cookies to your face to the cookies again in a manner that reminds you all too much of a distrustful stray puppy, "You're not from around here, are you?"
"Uh- how did you figure?" You chuckle awkwardly.
The man crosses his very well-built, beautifully biceped awooga awooga arms, casually leaning on his door frame as he looks down at you. "Well, one, that accent ain't exactly common for a Gothamite and two, no one's this nice around here. It's more trouble than it's worth to be."
"Observant and handsome, but I promise I haven't poisoned the cookies or anything," You manage a playful wink. Internally, you're already picking apart your words and screaming at yourself- was that too forward? You're weirding your pretty neighbour out, god damn it, he's going to figure out you're a loser- you totally wanted to appear to be the cool but sweet neighbour, mysterious and charming.
Jason lets out a small huff of amusement, but before he can say anything else, two sets of chins settle on his shoulders. "Who's at the door?" He hears from Wally at his right shoulder, and from his left, he hears Dick whistle lowly, already putting on that irritatingly charming smile of his, "Jay, you didn't say you were inviting a date?-"
"Not a date, dumbass." He shoves the two off with an irritated huff. Wally promptly takes the opportunity to snatch a cookie and take a bite before anyone else can. His eyes widen, and he moans at the taste, "Oh my god- these are amazing, well if you're not Jason's date, how'd you like to be mine?" Wally grins at you like a complete dork.
You blink before laughing at the playful flirtation, "Oh, well, hello to you too."
Jason feels slightly irked at Wally's forwardness. You're his neighbour, the one seemingly decent -albeit potentially a little naive- one he's had in a long time- why is this redheaded idiot already trying to make a pass at you? "Don't listen to him, he's certifiably mentally impaired."
"Hey, that's not true!-" Wally protests, muffled by the cookie in his mouth.
"-I don't know about that, he might be onto something," Dick teases Wally and yelps when the redhead tackles him back further into the apartment. Jason can hear Artemis' disgruntled yells at being barged into and M'Gann's laughter.
You're still standing there, luckily for Jason. You're not completely freaked out by his idiotic friends; in fact, you smile somewhat longingly, "Lively bunch."
"Yeah, lively enough to wake the dead. Sorry for the noise," Jason finally accepts your sweet gift, the bowl looking smaller in his larger hands, "Hope you don't work early tomorrow, they probably won't leave till later."
"Oh, no, it's fine," You wave off graciously- definitely not a Gothamite- too nice and friendly, "Jason, right?" You ask with a playful questioning furrow of your brow.
He nods, and when you give your name, he mutters it back, "Thanks for the cookies."
"No problem, neighbour, I hope to see you around more." Little did either of you know, you would be seeing more of each other, way more, under the cover of leather and spandex and without knowing just who exactly the other was, but you would.
Platonic yandere Miguel x teenager spider-person reader
Reader is like a stubborn person, and likes to put themselves in dangerous situations If it means they can save someone from it, and Miguel doesn't like that, and thinks reader is gonna get themselves killed
I GOT YOU BROSKI!
TW/CW:Abusive behavior,abusive relationship, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,Yandere behavior,Reader should logically be dead with the amount of dangerous situations their in,Miguel is overprotective x100,Reader is mentioned to be BFFS with Peter B,Tell me if I need to add more
-Miguel hates when you come back to HQ all bruised and injured after being in dangerous situations
-He’s tried to get you to stop but your stubbornness is so annoying! You never listen to him even though he’s the adult and knows better then you! Your just a teenager whose still learning!
-Miguel can get a break of someways when he sees you with Peter B and mayday, he finds it cute when you and mayday play. He just gets jealous with the fact you listen to Peter B and not him
-He has thought of doing something to make you not be a spider person but then that would affect the canon events and also the multi-verse so he just lets you
-He does have a tracker on you because he wants to make sure he knows where you’ll be at all times. Also let’s him find you when your hiding from him
-He’s seen you rush and hold up a building just for the people can escape, you were close to being squashed if you didn’t let go of it in time. He knows you’d do anything to protect others but he doesn’t want you dead
Hey if it's possible can you do a headcannon of how different cookies would react to being saved (Gingerbread/Coffee Cookie/Cheesecake/Cherry Blossom/Walnut/almond can't remember which one's the dad/Cotton Candy Cookie)/ defeated (Literally any villain cookie) by a reader with the powers of Spider-Man.
I don't know your character limit so shorten the list if you need to.
Cookie run x Spider-Man!Reader Headcanons
Sorry for not posting for a while I was tired and busy when I got too busy at college and hyperfixation on different interests.
🍪Gingerbrave💀
Gingerbrave is excited that he is going to the rowboat competition with his friends as he is about to join in the cookie of darkness is here aswell as he wanted to win a trophy and gold medal.
He is racing with his friends on the rowboat against Dark Enchantress Cookie servants as Liquorice cookie bump their row boat Gingerbrave got scared when he is about fall into the soda river.
He opened his eyes as he is suddenly saved by you as he is excited that he is save by a superhero in a costume that looks like a spider as you help them row a boat.
You,Gingerbrave and his friends wins as he is excited to get to know you as you happily oblige to his questions.
☕️Coffee Cookie🍪
She was minding her own business walking on the sidewalk when she see a silhouette a piano is gonna fall right into her as she panicked that it’s to late to run,she closed her eyes waiting for a falling piano to land but didn’t get crumbled by it as she looks up….
It’s in mid air as she see a web hanging onto the piano as she looks up she sees you leaning against the wall the bystanders crowd of cookies clapped and cheered that you save her life.
Coffee Cookie would invite you to grab a coffee with her at the cafe every time because she is happy that you save her.
🧀Cheesecake cookie🍰
She is celebrating her parties having a good time as she invited everyone and her friends as she is talking the chandelier snapped as it gonna fall onto her she got terrified when it’s falling directly to her as she got snatched away by somebody who saved her.
You shoot webs at her then dragged her to your direction as she is saved by you with a happy expression that she is saved by a masked hero.
She is overjoyed that you save her life as the patron cleans up the mess they moved the chandelier away as everyone relieved that she is safe as Cheesecake cookie have a dance with you as everyone celebrating.
🌸Cherry Blossom Cookie🌸
Cherry Blossom Cookie is having a picnic with her friends as she is talking to them they all got scared and runaway when the Jelly bug emerged the ground wanted to eat her picnic,you shoot webs at it as you spin around while the Jelly bug got dizzy as you threw it across the forest.
She is relieved and happy when you save her picnic as her friends cheered she invited you over for a picnic as you enjoy drinking tea and eating jelly sandwiches with her.
🔍Walnut Cookie🥜
She is investigating the clue when she tracked down the suspect as she found out the suspect he began to attack the young cookie with a weapon.
But the suspect hands got stuck by a sticky web in his hands as she see you saved her life as you helped her tied up the criminal she is happy that she is saved by you.
Walnut Cookie finds you cool and amazing that you saved her as she shakes your hands you shake it back as she will talk about mysteries to you every time if you’re not busy at your hero job.
🕵️♂️Almond Cookie🥜
He’s been suspect you since the rumours and the newspaper spread around the town as he try to investigate who you were underneath that mask.
Almond Cookie was chasing after a criminal who is running away from him as he got pushed by the criminal he is falling as he is about to close his eyes you swung in to save him as he opens his eyes you finally see you in person or…cookie.
He doesn’t seems to trust you first but you explained that you wanna catch bad guys aswell as he finally got close to you when you always visit his office to investigate with him as he gives you a coffee when your in the good mood.
💝Cotton Candy Cookie💌
She is trying to send letters in the mailbox when she busy delivering as a car was about to crash into her she frozen in shock as you use your web to stop the car and saving her life whenyou swung in to save her she opens her eyes as she begans to blush.
She began to hug you thanking you for saving her as you smiled under your mask that you appreciated her enthusiasm.
She is head over heels for you when you save her life that she began to have a crush on you,she writes fan letters and gives you heart chocolate jelly when she sent you on the rooftop.
Request: Okay I’ve been thinking about this for a while. And I was thinking what if Peter didn’t get bitten by the radioactive spider but the reader did and became Spider-Woman (Spider-Girl idk). Also Peter Parker is actually a popular kid in school while the reader is a nerdy, shy, quiet person. But then one day she comes to school with a stab wound or something a Peter finds out and you can take it up from here lol
Spider-Woman was a hero who wasn’t well known before Tony Stark put her under his wings.
You’d still like to think that before all the crazy alien stuff went down before Thanos came, and before you lost your mentor and father-figure, Spider-Woman meant something to the people of Queens.
After all, you did help a lot of people, saved many and done your best.
You still remember the day you got your powers, it changed your life forever.
You were on a school trip, being the shy girl you didn’t have many friends so you were at the back of the room looking around, taking pictures. You were almost totally left alone when suddenly Peter Parker stood beside you, looking at the different spiders. Peter was one of the most popular kids in school, he and Ned were the magic team. Both of them intelligent and handsome, girls loved them, teachers loved them.
You were among those people.
You liked Ned, he often helped you with homework, but you really liked Peter. What was there to not like? He was handsome intelligent and overall a good person.
“Do you like them?” Peter asked you when he was right next to you. “Spiders I mean. You look very interested.”
“Oh. I don’t really mind them, unless they are tarantulas, those are too big for my liking.”
You remember him saying something and then he asked you to take a picture of him while he was standing in front of the enclosure. He handed you his phone and then it happened.
You took his picture and as he walked out to the next room, you felt a sting. Something bit your shoulder but when you looked at it, there was nothing there only a tiny little red mark.
The next day, you felt your body change. You no longer needed your trusty glasses that you wore since 3rd grade, you felt thinner and more muscular, you felt so fit.
This is how Spider-Woman started. At first you were clumsy, trying to find out more about your powers. But you were certain of one thing, you wanted to use them for good. Then came Mr Stark. He changed your life forever, opened so many doors and opportunities for you. You loved him, you really did. And that is why losing him was one of the hardest things you had to go through. And now you felt left alone.
You of course continued to be the best hero you can be, helping others is what you loved to do and what you promised on doing.
You were very proud of what you did. You often heard about the Spider-Woman on TV or in school. Others created theories, some idolized her. And you especially enjoyed hearing what people thought about her. And you were very happy to hear that Peter was also a fan of hers.
Probably you have been having a crush on Peter for about 5 years now. You have seen him date Liz and when she moved away Parker dated Michelle. Although you do not know why they broke up, now he was single, you overheard him saying that he was focusing on his studies at the moment. You first met Peter when you got bullied in school and he saved you. The others were picking on you because of your glasses and nerdy behaviour. He saved you like a hero and ever since you couldn’t take your eyes off of him. You watched him as he became the “hot-guy” in school and gained popularity. Meanwhile you just sat alone in the back of the room, feeling love-sick.
You balanced your life as a hero and as a student. And ever since you became an Avenger, it got more and more difficult. And after what happened with Mr Stark, you felt like you were a mess. Which was probably true. You felt like a newbie, making mistakes similar to when you started.
And one day, you made a very bad mistake.
You had a class early in the morning but on your way to the school you spotted two guys trying to rob a woman. You quickly changed and saved the woman but you got stabbed in the process of trying to hold the bad guys as they were trying to run away. And the fact that your suit was supposed to be safe angered you a little. You got frustrated, and in your panic, you ran to school.
You got your suit off but the wound on your side hurt like hell. You stumbled into the school and managed to make it to the toilets before you collapsed. You were still conscious but the blood loss and the pain didn’t help your situation.
As you were struggling to find a way to stop the bleeding the door suddenly opened. It socked you so much that you couldn’t think straight. You covered your wound and tried to stand up but failed.
“Y/N?” it was Peter, of course it was. Who else would find you?
“Peter? What are you doing in the woman’s bathroom?”
“What are you talking about this is the male bathroom? Are you drunk?” you felt Peter’s eyes scanning you then he spotted the red mark on your shirt. “What…Are you injured?”
“No. It’s all good.” you desperately tried to leave but you couldn’t stand. Your head was spinning. When you fell back Peter tried to catch you but he was too slow.
“You are not good let me get the nurse or someone.” when he tried to leave you grabbed his shirt.
“No. Don’t call anyone.” you were scared. So scared for your health and for someone to find out who you really were, especially Peter. But in your separate attempt you heard someone walking to the toilets. Your eyes were begging Peter and as if he understood he helped you stand and walked you into a stall. He closed the door and motioned for you to keep quiet. He was so close you could smell his perfume. You blushed as you heard the door to the toilets open and in came two people.
“Did you hear what happened this morning?”
“With?”
“With Spider-Woman of course. She’s such a babe. Apparently she got stabbed when she helped a woman.”
“Don’t be stupid. Did you see her suit? It’s definitely bulletproof. You think a knife could stab her?”
After that their voices got quiet as they left. You were still against the wall of the stall with Peter holding you up.
“You are her.” he whispered. And probably if your mind wouldn’t have been filled with the thought of his muscular body being so close, you would have heard him. “You are Spider-Woman.”
You now had to options, either you could tell him or deny everything and run. And you chose the latter.
“I’m not. Don’t be ridiculous Peter. I simply fell and hit my side.”
“Don’t lie. I won’t tell anyone.”
“Don’t make stories up Parker.” if it wasn’t for him to hold you up, you would have probably left.
“It makes sense now. Like every time you disappear and she appears. Like when we were in Venice you had to leave because you felt ill but then she came and saved us all. It all makes sense now. But… She’s so confident and badass.”
“Wow. Thanks.” you said and looked at the floor, anywhere other than Peter since he was looking for your eyes. “It’s easier with a mask on.” you whispered but he heard.
“I knew it!”
“Shhh. Don’t yell please. Please Peter you can’t tell anyone. Not like they will believe you but still. Please.” you practically begged him. He looked into your eyes and you hoped that he wouldn’t go around spreading the rumour. You thought you were sneaky with your disappearing acts that you were doing but apparently Peter noticed. And now you were thinking if someone else did.
“I won’t tell anyone, Y/N. Your secret is safe with me.”
“Thank you.” you said and you felt your wound getting worse. You tried to apply pressure but you were weak so Peter put his hand on it.
“What are we going to do?”
“My phone. Get my phone and call Happy.” without any further questioning Peter did as he was told.
***
Happy got there for you and helped you into his car. Peter went along with you putting pressure on your wound.
“You were reckless again Y/N.”
“Please, I don’t need lecturing Happy just fix me up.” He drove the two of you back to the Avengers base.
While you got treated by a doctor Peter was there with you. When you were patched up and got your painkillers, you felt better.
You stood up and decided to give Peter a tour.
“It’s the least I can do, after all you helped me Parker.”
He didn’t object as you showed him around. He walked with his mouth open.
“You live here?”
“Yes. With the others. But this isn’t the living quarters, this is the business side.”
You soon reached the privet area.
“Wow. This place looks amazing.”
Then he stopped in front of a frame. It was a picture of Tony. Everyone agreed that he should have at least one picture up in a common area to commemorate him.
“That-“
“This is Tony Stark.”
“Yes.”
“You must have been close.” you felt tears in your eyes. You could only nod.
“I’m so proud of him. He saved us all. He was such a great man.” Peter left it at that, he saw how sad it made you so he moved on and asked something else.
“I won’t tell anyone about you Y/N. I really won’t.”
“Thank you. I don’t think I will go back to class today. But I can ask Happy to drive you if you want to.”
“Oh. That would be nice thank you.”
You called Happy but he was busy so you had to look for someone else. The only other person home was Bucky, so you decided to head to his room.
“Bucky, could you please drive my friend back to school? Happy is busy and you are the only person home.” Bucky stood up from his bed. As he stepped out he looked at Peter up and down.
“Hello, Sir. My name is Peter Parker.”
Bucky gave Peter a mean look.
“If you plan on dating Y/N, you will have to ask me first. I might not be her real father, but I think of her as my daughter.”
“Bucky! That’s not why Peter is here! He helped me after I got stabbed today.”
“You got stabbed? Where? When? Who did it? I will kill them!” when he clenched his metal fist, Peter flinched but you just rolled your eyes.
“Please, just drive Peter back to school or home, I need to sleep.”
Bucky didn’t object after that and after you said your goodbye to Peter, he walked with the boy. On their way to the car they met with Sam who after a brief explanation from Bucky joined them.
Peter was put into the backseat of a car with Bucky while Sam drove. The atmosphere was very awkward so Peter tried to lighten the mood.
“I would like to thank both of you for saving the Earth multiple times. I do-“
“You know kid, our lovely Y/N is a very special lady. And special ladies require special care.” said Sam as he stopped at a red light. He slowly turned around to look at the now intimidated young male. “Would you be able to provide such a thing for her?”
Now both men were looking at Peter. The light turned green but Sam didn’t move, only when the car behind them honked.
You hoped that Peter got home safe. You knew how Bucky and Sam could get when it was about you.
You laid there in your bed, still feeling the pain in your side. Although it was hard, you managed to fall asleep.
***
The next day you did everything to avoid Peter. You heard from a teacher that he was looking for you. You didn’t want to think about what he wanted to say.
But as you were about to leave, Peter found you.
“Y/N! I have been looking for you all day. I finally found you.”
“Hi Peter.”
There was silence between you two if was obvious that he was trying to say something so you broke the silence.
“I’m sorry if Bucky or Sam said something yesterday. They are very protective since Tony died, it’s like a promise that they have going on about protecting me.”
“Oh no, although they are scary, that’s not what I wanted. How’s your wound?”
“Thank you, I’m much better now, I heal quite quick you know.” he smiled at you and you did the same.
“Would you like to go out with me? Maybe after you are healed or you don’t have to save the world it would be nice to get to know you more.”
“You are very nice Parker, but if you are only interested because I am Spider-Woman, then it’s better if we don’t start this.”
“What?” he looked at you surprised. You gripped your bag tighter, not knowing where the courage came from. Yesterday you blamed the pain, but now, you couldn’t. “It’s not about that. You know I had a crush on you for a long time. I tried to hide it and date others, but I just can’t, not after yesterday. You showed me a new side of you. I knew the shy and nice Y/N, but now I feel like I got to see the real you. I understand if you don’t feel the same.”
Surprisingly you weren’t taken aback by his words, all you did was take a deep breath.
Now or never.
“I also liked you for a long time Parker. And I would like to go out with you on a date.”
“Thank you so much!” he got so excited he suddenly hugged you, your wound didn’t really liked that and you hissed in pain. “I’m so sorry. Are you okay?”
“Yes, all good. Hand me your phone, I’ll put my number in.”
“I will text you every day. I will send you a lot of selfies so be prepared.”
Even if you couldn’t believe that this was happening and you had to pinch yourself to make sure it wasn’t one of Mysterio’s illusions, you smiled at how excited Peter got.
“Can we have pizza for dinner?” Ruby asked Sam as they walked into the L-Corp lobby.
“I’d rather not but let’s see what y/n says, okay?”
“We’re so having pizza.” Ruby said with a huge grin while Sam rolled her eyes.
The two Arias girls walked outside just as Spider-Man wrapped up two men wearing all black uniforms in a web. More men came out of nowhere and started to fire at the hero. Spider-Man landed on the street and one by one took down each man, securing them in webs.
“Stay away from her!” Ruby’s voice rang out. Spider-Man took notice and spun around to see Sam with a gun held to her head.
“I won’t hesitate to kill her.” The man said holding the gun closer to her head.
“Take it easy. You want me, not her.” You said putting your hands on the air and walking towards the man. When you were close enough, the man threw Sam to the ground and turned the gun towards you. You managed to get the gun away by entangling it in a web and throwing far down the street. That didn’t stop the man, he charged at you. Before you could take him down the man grabbed your mask and ripped it clean off as you two fell to the ground. It only took one hard punch to render the man unconscious. You quickly grabbed your mask and put it back on, even though it was too late.
“Y/n?” Ruby whispered. You panicked and quickly shot a web onto a nearby building and continued the action until you were far away from Sam and Ruby.
A few hours after and several missed calls from Sam, you decided to go home. The second you walked through the door, Ruby ran to you.
“You’re Spider-Man, y/n! That’s so cool!”
“Uh...thanks Ruby. Can you-“
“Don’t worry mom already told me I’m not allowed to tell anyone.”
“And she’s not allowed to get you to use your powers.” Sam added while walking into the living room.
“Yeah that too.” Ruby added.
“Rubes, can you give me and y/n some privacy?”
“I guess.” Ruby shrugged before walking upstairs. You waited until you heard her bedroom door close before talking.
“Sam-“
“You don’t have to explain anything, y/n. I understand the whole secret identity thing.”
“You do?” You asked curiously.
“Yes. Superman and Supergirl have secretly identies so why wouldn’t you?”
“I’m sorry. I should have told you. It’s just-this has always been a hard thing to talk about. I never asked for these powers.” Sam took a step closer and cupped your face with her hands.
“I know you didn’t.” Your girlfriend leaned in and pressed her lips against yours. It was a reassuring kiss, one Sam gave you often.
“I’m glad you’re not upset. Most people would freak out about their boyfriend being a superhero.” You said wrapping Sam in a hug.
“Luckily I’m not like most people.” She said with a smile.