Feb 21, 2025
i will see spider-man interact with a man and scream GAY 🫵🫵🫵 and if it's a woman? it's still gay 🤷
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i will see spider-man interact with a man and scream GAY 🫵🫵🫵 and if it's a woman? it's still gay 🤷
bathtime with the boys plus a little hand holding
Heh, I'm a bit of a multishipper myself
Bonus, the modified version I made for this, and the og in that order. I don't know who made the original one, sorry :[
guys it’s literally spideypoolverine
Now, I’m an avid multishipper and advocate of polyamory solving a lot of problems in fiction. I’m also a long time fan of Spider-Man and, let’s say a more medium time fan of Deadpool and Wolverine. So you’d think I’d be all over spideypoolverine, right? And I am, but honestly? Not because I think they work well together.
Because it’s funny as hell.
Some might think throwing Petey in the mix would mellow out what Logan and Wade have going on but no! Peter does not know how to have relationships that aren’t dysfunctional!
Plus, each duo within this triad is the third member’s most perfectly crafted annoyance to make them tear their hair out (or perhaps the.. bald scalp on their head).
Logan can’t stand Peter/Wade (the MOST annoying adhd ass wisecrackers who can not fucking shut up EVER)
Peter can’t stand Logan/Wade (so fucking violent all the time oh my god? Can you take it down ONE notch. A SINGULAR notch. Also take fucking showers jesus christ please)
And while Wade has the highest chance of surviving Peter/Logan, they don’t want him to (so fucking uptight about mOrALs and EtHIcS and nOt KilLiNG inNOcEnTs WADE)
They’re constantly making teams to annoy and poke fun at the third member, and the teams change every five minutes. They’re awful and I love them.
wait yall love marvel yaoi omg
feeling in a writing mood so if anyone has SpideyPoolverine prompts drop them in my inbox!
CHAPTER TWO IS NOW UP YAY
“I don’t think you’re quite grasping the magnitude of the situation here, kitten whiskers. We’ve got a Spiderman,” Wade stresses. “That wasn’t in the budget. We’re going so off script right now.”
“Still haven’t got a clue who he’s supposed to be,” Logan grumbles.
“Oh my god,” Wade swivels around to face Peter. “I’m so sorry. This is so embarrassing.”
“No, it’s cool, man. I get it. I’m not - I mean, Peter 1 is like the Peter anyway. I’m just Peter 3.”
“Okay. So he’s got a few self-esteem issues. We’ll work on that.”
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Or: The TVA pulled the plug on Peter 3’s universe while he wasn’t in it. As a result, he’s forced to tag along on the Poolverine road trip. Every Deadpool has a Peter, right? Wade might have stolen his, just like he stole Logan, but like fuck he’s letting either of them go now.