(Lol oops) The streaming AU: Bruce's kids finding the stream & eventually sending random cryptic messages not via the stream but via the Batcomputer comms, or Alfred's footsteps echoing oddly around the cave/random water drops or wind howling & the stream watchers all wonder where the heck Bruce is & it becomes A Thing to try & figure out...
OOOOO MY GOD I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THAT - the batkids watch his streams religiously and you can't change my mind;
the first time bruce get a message he's a weird mix between dumbfounded and happy, and he makes the mistake of smiling on camera because he gets FLOODED with thirst after
People literally send him money to smile more and he panics, " Um, please don't do that, I am a literal billionaire and we don't need or deserve more money" he always refounds any donations back and hacks into their bank accounts to leave something extra, wink wink
Imagine you're dick grayson and you're just scrolling through twitter. Thousands of people have your dad's smiling face as their icons and make thirst posts about him. You combust In a million little atoms on sight
His posting schedule is rare due to Batman, but there's been occasions where he'd have a stream with bruises or bandages and he needs to come up with believable excuses, " Um. I got mugged?"
Some people think Bruce is literally streaming from a box. Or a tree house in the woods, because he fits a " goth cottage core" aesthetic.
He also has MCR and Nirvana playing in the bg almost every time. He always says " Thank you Al" when Alfred brings him snacks in that soft spoken voice.
He's the internet's White Boy Of The Month and the batkids must suffer
