So anyway, have been reading too much self-insert making me think the weirdest idea ever. It have been strangle me for a while not to mention reading some of the inspiration for this fic.
And that is what-if someone or reader isekai as our saint, the no1 believer of CAELISM!
Thinking why the heck no?
This didn't change and at the same time change so much.
Let's Start! Wait—Wrong person!
TCF x Clopeh Sekka! Reader
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[ a few years ago in another world...... ]
It's just like another day of you usual daily life.
Cleaning your own apartment, working yourself to the bone to earn some money, having time to yourself watching anime or reading some novels.
Kanjeonv Haneul, a coworker friend ask you if you have some time to spend together today after work. Haneul and you are close friend, when the first time you get the job here he was the first person to welcome and help you adjust working here.
After working both of you have a small talk, from there you found out having a lot in common with him. He likes novels and you like manga and manhwas, Haneul and you exchange a lots of things about this and because of that you quick to befriend him.
And after that talk Haneul and you have been close to each other since then.
Back to the present of course you quick to agree with him, since it's been a while for both of you talking outside work. Not to mention Haneul turn out is not social person and that you are an introvert too didn't help it.
Sometimes you can't help feels a bit lonely if you're not busy reading or fantasies a scenery in your mind about the recen novels or comic that your read.
So you glad to have someone to talk or share a hobby with once for a while.
“Listen— LISTEN—” you insisted, gripping Haneul sleeve with the intensity of a fangirl that you are. “The moment Alver appears? I ascended. That man is perfection. Peak royalty. Peak handsome. Peak everything—”
Haneul dramatically gasped. “okay-okay! Hear me out. RON! Yes, hear me out about him! The way that old man smiles while serving Cale the lemontea? Iconic. Inspirational. Ten out of ten. He is hot old man code. ”
“And his son Beacrox!” you added, pointing a finger at him. “Professionally offended, domestically deadly, torture expert—”
“—but still makes perfect foods” Haneul finished proudly.
Then you continued, because stopping wasn’t an option.
“And Cale,” you exhaled, hand over your chest. “The red-haired menace, the king of oblivious, the mastermind of chaos, the—”
“—the walking magnet for disasters like stray cats despite saying that he wanted a slacker life” Haneul supplied.
“Yes! EXACTLY!” You threw both hands up.
“He says he wants a peaceful life but that man walking into the hero path. That man is my religion—”
Haneul snorted. “Then what am I? A casual believer?”
“You’re a cultist,” you said immediately. “A hardcore one.”
“True.” Haneul didn’t even deny it. “If I ever get isekai’d into LCF, I’m marrying Clopeh.”
You choked. “What— why— HANEUL—”
“I’d help him build his Caelism empire!” he continued, dramatically placing a hand over his heart. “Together, we shall construct temples, engrave Cale quotes in marble, and collect relics—”
“Stop,” you wheezed between laughs. “Stop, people are looking—”
But you both ended up laughing anyway, doubled over, drawing stares from the passing crowd.
You didn’t know when the noise changed—
when laughter blended into screaming.
When you looked up, a wave of people was suddenly surging toward you, shoving you both backward.
“Woah— hey—!” You tried to brace yourself, but the crowd was too strong. Haneul was pushed straight into the middle of the road.
He looked stunned. “Why is everyone—”
He barely got his footing before the sound hit you both—
You read too many webnovels and comics not to recognize this setup.
…Except the truck wasn’t heading for Haneul.
Straight toward you instead.
“Eh? WAI—?!” Haneul yelled back, scared and horrified on what's going to happen to you.
That was the last thing you heard—
Haneul voice cracking, the world then gone white.
and your final, dying thought?
Why am I the one getting trucked?! Haneul the one who wants to join Clopeh cult—
And then everything went dark.
You expected white space, Or maybe a mysterious void.
Or some glittery cosmic being greeting you with:
“Congratulations, you’ve been reincarnated.”
What you did not expect was—
“—NO. NO NO NO. THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT SOUL!”
In front of you stood a man with long icy-white hair cascading down like silk, green snake-like eyes blazing with holy conviction, and a white robe that fluttered dramatically despite the fact there was no wind.
And someone talk back at him in the air, albeit the voice sounds a bit meekly like someone has been scolded.
“I asked for the one who WANTS to marry me! The cultist! The believer!” he ranted, stabbing his finger upward like he was threatening god itself. “Not— NOT some random—”
His head turning toward you like an owl spotting prey.
You whispered, breathless, “Clopeh Sekka…”
So death came with hallucinations of pretty men.
Up close, he was well ....gorgeous didn't cover it— white eyelashes, sharp cheekbones, hair like fresh snow, and eyes like glowing emeralds.
He was exactly as described in the novel.
(Or better. Depending on your taste.)
“Are you done gawking?” Clopeh asked, voice impatient but smug.
You snapped back to reality so hard your soul rattled. “S-Sorry— I mean— yes—I— you’re real—”
“Of course I’m real.” He flicked his hair. “I am Clopeh Sekka.”
You were ninety percent sure his hair sparkled.
He clasped his hands behind his back and leaned forward slightly. “Now. Tell me your opinion of Cale-nim.”
In instant straight spine, Instant clarity.
You can feel it to the bond that this is a test, and if answer it wrong something bad going to happen to you.
But You know the answer clearly with how much you have been obsessed with Trash Count Family and inhaled deeply.
And delivered it with ease from the heart.
“Cale is… incredible. He is so handsome that is a crime that he is only a human, with that beautyful crimson hair, sharp mysterious eyes, and cold stone face. He is a genius. A legend in the making. He’s practically one step away from becoming a god.—” you ranted about everything you feel about Cale, just like how you ranted about any favorite character toward Haneul.
Until you can't breath and need to stop.
Clopeh eyes widened like a child hearing their favorite praise.
“YES!” he burst out, clapping his hands together. “FINALLY! your world sure full of people believe for the legend! But not enough for me, but you are great and with a functioning brain! Someone who sees his greatness!”
You had never seen a grown man sparkle with pride before.
He sighed dramatically. “It seems I accidentally fetched the wrong person. I meant to bring your believer friend—what was his name? Halal? Hannul?—the one who wished to marry me and join Caelism.”
“Haneul,” you corrected weakly.
“Yes, that one.” Clopeh scowled at the sky.
“But SOMEONE up there clearly doesn’t double-check orders.”
You swore you heard someone whimper up there.
A lot of TCF characters sure hate and even boss around with their chosen gods, but then again you can't fault them when the said gods seems like to mess up one way or another.
He muttered a very rude sentence at the heavens before shaking it off with a smile that was too bright, too eager, too… Clopeh.
“But it’s fine,” he declared, placing a hand on your shoulder like a prophet choosing their disciple. “You will do.”
“Help Cale-nim,” he said gravely.
“Support his legend. Guide it. Spread it. Protect it. Nurture it.”
Your mouth opened. “Whoa, whoa there! Wait— what—”
“In ANY way possible,” he continued. “Your knowledge, your devotion, your understanding of his greatness—”
He leaned in. “It shall be your mission.”
“You want me to help… Cale?”
“Yes, because turn out something big happened after we won from White Star, and that I and everyone died because the other and me are not enough, not enough for our legend. there for I need someone more informant and of course the most important thing is that very much loyal to Cale-nim.”
Clopeh serpent eyes gleamed with divine madness.
“You are hereby appointed as an Apostle of the Legend.”
You had several questions.
Approximately two hundred — or maybe two Thousand.
But none of that left your mouth because—
Clopeh lifted a hand, palm glowing with blue light.
“You will receive power. Enough to assist Cale-nim—though not enough to outshine him, of course.”
“WAIT— POWER?? I—WHAT KIND OF—”
“And do not worry,” he added casually. “I will send your friend later, The cultist belongs with me. I like him already.”
“What— Clopeh, hold on— let’s talk about this—”
Too gently,Too beautifully (damn it! you are weak to this)
“Go forth. And witness Cale-nim legend up close.”
The world shattered into darkness.
Your last thought before consciousness dissolved.
'What do you mean ‘Apostle of the Legend’? WAIT— I DIDN’T SIGN UP FOR A RELIGION—'
You expected to wake up on a grassy field…
or a fancy medieval bedroom….
or at least somewhere quiet.
Just anything safe to start over and not somewhere dangerous like Forest of Darkness, You are not fightee like Choi-han and know won't even last a day there.
But instead you woke up to—
Something clattering to the floor.
You tried to open your eyes, but everything was blurry, too bright, too overwhelming.
It's not just that, your body feels so weak like a jelly that it seems can't even work properly. Even it's so hard to just move your own head a little.
'Why does everything sound so close? Why can’t I move? Why—'
“NO— NOT BOILING WATER—!”
All of this only make you remember those films with something birth-related chaos.
Before your brain could refuse that possibility, you felt yourself lifted—small, weak, weightless.
Someone pressed you to their chest, soft and trembling.
A gentle hand stroked your back.
And through the haze, you heard a faint, exhausted laugh.
Another voice—soft, weak, but filled with emotion.
Or it would have, if newborn lungs worked properly.
You still couldn’t see clearly, but you felt the warmth, the heartbeat, the trembling joy.
Then the woman voice whispered, hoarse from exhaustion “…my little… Clopeh.”
Your tiny baby fingers curled instinctively.
You with your new weak baby lung somehow can scream loud like a banshee.
The woman—your mother—held you closer.
“There, there, Clopeh… don’t cry… Mommy’s here…”
“Thank goodness… the Sekka heir is healthy…”
'CLOPEH YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!! YOU DID NOT WARN ME I WOULD HAVE TO GROW UP INTO MYSELF FIRST—'
And that's how you are now reincarnated as Clopeh Sekka from Trash Count Of Family.