Mini Fanfic #954: The Return of the Goddamn Senator! (Super Smash Bros Ultimate X Metal Gear)
9:12 a.m. at Smash Mansion's Living Room.........
TV Screen: (Cyborg Man Punches Musclar Guy with Glasses Multiple Times on the Chest, With Little to No Prevail Before Cutting into a Cutscene)
Lucas: ('Phew') Finally.....That was too close for my comfort....(Gives Ness the Controller)
Ness: Yeah. (Gives Lucas a Reassuring Smile on his Face) But you still did good for your first time. I'm proud.
Lucas: (Smiles Back at Ness) Really? Thanks, Ness.
TV Screen: Why won't you die!?
TV Screen: (Musclar Guy Chuckles Evilly While Ripping Off his Shirt Which Shows off his Metal Like Body) Nanomachines, son! They harden in response to physical trauma. (Musclar Guy Punches the Ground) You can't hurt me, Jack!
Ness: (Shivers in a Bit of Digust Along With Lucas) At least we finally get to know why the guy have that much strength.......
Lucas: I'll say......(Turns to Ness) You really think he can beat everyone of us here?
Ness: Well, besides a goddess, an umbra witch, the God of the underworld, The One Winged Angel, and maybe Kirby, i think the guy could wipe the floor with the rest of us in the matter of seconds if we're not careful. (Turns to See The Musclar Man Beats the Day Lights Out of the Robot Guy with a Grimace Look on his Face) Or unlucky enough to survive.....
Lucas: ('Sigh') Well......We're in the final phase of the fight now, so I think we won't be seeing him again after this. At least I hope that's the case........
Ness: Nah. I wouldn't worry too much on that really. And even if he were to somehow come back to life, i doubt there would be anyone stupid enough to face him.
Meanwhile at the Smash Beach........
With a loud smash, the captain of all falcons gets into the sand while groaning in Pain.
Min Min: (Immediately Rushes Over Towards her Side With Kirby Sitting on the Baby Carrier She has Attached to her Chest) Captain!
Falcon: (Gruntingly Gets Up From the Knockdown While Wiping a Small Bit of Blood Blood From Off his Lips) Ugh....That was something......(Looks Up to the Muslar Man That Punched Him) Guess the name "Armstrong" really does have it's meaning after all....
Armstrong: (Laughs Uproariously With his Hands on his Hips) What's a matter, Captain!? Getting soft on me in already? And here I thought I would actually have a decent challenge for once. But now I see you're nothing more than just a man playing hero. Sad really.
Falcon: (Starts Growling at the Insult that Was Given to Him)
Min Min: Captain, I think it might be time to call it quits on this one. (Turns to Armstrong From a Bit of Distance) That senator guy is way too strong for you to handle....(Suddenly Puts a Grimace Look on her Face at the Sight of the Man's Sadistic, Shit Eating Grin) He's also starting to creep me out a little.......
Kirby: (Nodded in Agreement) Poyo.
Falcon: No need to worry yourselves over me, you two......(Gets Himself Up From The Ground Before Blushing Off the Sands From his Suit) A couple of bruises aren't gonna (Grunts While Pulling his Back Foward a Little) keep me down that easily. (Points at Armstrong in a Fired Up Fashion) Listen well, Armstrong!!
Armstrong: (Raises an Eyebrow) Eh?
Falcon: You may proven yourself to be worthy opponent, but don't think for a second that this battle is over! (Gets into Ready Position) From here on out, I'm gonna give you everything I got, for my name isn't CAPTAIN......(Immediately Rushes Over to Armstrong with Fiery Fist) FALCCCCO-
Without any care in the world, Armstrong easily knocks Falcon out into a far distance.
Falcon quickly runs back up to Armstrong before he gets knocked back to the distance again.
Falcon quickly runs back up to Armstrong before he gets knocked back to the distance again.
Armstrong: Gotta admit: That captain of yours is pretty persistent.
Min-Min: Oh you have no idea.
Falcon quickly runs back up to Armstrong before he gets knocked back to the distance again.
Min-Min: He can outrun eight F-Zero racers in a race.
Falcon quickly runs back up to Armstrong before he gets knocked back to the distance again.
Min-Min: At...least.....that's what he told me that one time at the shop.
Min-Min: ('Sigh') Yeah, same.
Falcon quickly runs back up to Armstrong before he gets knocked back to the distance again.
Armstrong: Hey, wait a minute. Aren't you that same girl who works at that noodle shop from across the street from here?
Min-Min: (Happily Nodded) Yep! Proud owner of the Ramen Bowl Soup!..... (Smile Starts Turning Sheepish) At....least I owned one of them that is. W-What of it?
Armstrong: (Smiles Brightly) Well, I just wanted to meet you in person and tell you how much of a good job you've been making those noodles in there.
Min-Min: ('Gasps') You are?~
Armstrong: (Proudly Nodded) You got that right, little lady.
Falcon quickly runs back up to Armstrong before he gets knocked back to the distance again.
Armstrong: The boys and I each got a taste of it the other night and they were marvelous!
Falcon quickly runs back up to Armstrong before he gets knocked back to the distance again.
Armstrong: Tell ya what, if you and the pink ball vote for me for the town's senator, then I'll be sure to promote more of your business everywhere. We have ourselves a deal?
Min-Min: Well, I'm not one for politics.....(Smiles Brightly) But if it helps gain more customers, but you definitely have my vote!~ (Turns to Kirby) What do you say, Kirby?
Kirby: (Happily Cheers) Poyo! Poyo!~
Armstrong: (Laughs Wholeheartedly) Gahahahahaha! SPENDID!
Armstrong: (Looks Down on his Watch) Huh. Well would you look at that? I'm already late for a meeting.
Falcon: (Rushes Over to Armstrong With a Falcon Kick) You goddamm son of bitch, I got you this TIIIIIIIIM-(His Leg Sudden Got Grab Armstrong's Iron Grip)
Armstrong: Apologies in advance, son. (Puts a Smug Smirk on his Face)
Falcon: What are you.....(Eyes Begins to Widened Once He Realizes What's About to Happen) Wait nonononoNONO-!
Armstrong puts Falcon in a piledriver and slams him down onto the floor, causing the area to form a small, shockwave around them
Falcon groans in pain while only his and upper body was plunged in sand.
Armstrong: (Sighs While Brushing the Sand of. His Hands) Glad that's finally handled. As much as I love to have another round or two, duty calls. Until next time, future citizens. (Winks at the Trio Before Jumping up Real Towards his Next Location)
Min-Min: (Waves Farewell at the Senator Candidate Along with Kirby) Goodbye, Mr. Armstrong! Good luck with the election!!!
Min-Min: Huh. Gonna be honest....(Turns to Kirby) He seems like a pretty cool guy.
Kirby: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Mmhmm.
Falcon: ('Groans Loudly in Pain')
Min-Min: (Eyes Widened While Gasping) Oh crab baskets! Captain! (Immediately Rushes Over to Falcon's Side) We're coming to get you out!
