SYNOPSIS: reader does a trend on tiktok with her partner
GENRE: crack, fluff, established relationship
BEGINNING NOTE. im not doing fukuchi for this particular trope, idk why i just struggled so hard to figure out a scenario for him. we are collectively ignoring how late this is...mkay? sry anon for the wait, ive been procrastinating this ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ i fear they may be out of character bcuz i rarely write for the hunting dogs—i guess this gives me a reason to write for them more. the sillies. im working on other requests, ive just been physically too tired to do anything, lmao.
TAGS. jumping at them, teruko fights back, crack fic, fluff, chasing, reader gets flipped and pinned, very random moments
shoutout to these other anons asking for the same<3
— JOUNO SAIGIKU๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑
"THINK FAST IM A RANDOM GIRL—"
so bro heard you coming from a mile away, you didn't even have time to react, nothing—
you're arm was already snatched and you were flipped over his shoulder and pinned to the ground by his feet.
you blinked in utter confusion.
trying to comprehend yourself.
he stared down at you, listening to the sound of your heart bearing against your chest.
"i heard your footsteps before you even entered the room," he spoke.
"i demand a redo," you huffed, fighting against his grip however he kept you down.
"jouno, lemme go."
"no, you failed your mission—suffer the consequences."
"JOUNO—THIS WASN'T A WAR TACTIC!!!"
he raises his eyebrow at you,
"you seemed to treat it like one."
you let out a defeated sigh,
"i love you?"
"nice try, darling."
he kept you pinned for a few more moments, enjoying any type of bribe you threw at him to let you up, before eventually growing tired of this.
however before he let you go fully, he kissed your cheek as you stood up and mummered,
"love you too,"
— TETCHOU SUEHIRO๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑
"THINK FAST IM A RANDOM GIRL!!"
you're sudden battle cry caused your boyfriend to look behind his shoulder only to see you run at him at full speed.
if this was any normal enemy, he would slice them in an instant—however his mind blanked seeing you charge at him.
in a haze he just stood there and held his hands up, keeping you from hugging him.
hands grabbing onto each other, fingers interlocked.
"gravy on a stick, i forgot how strong you are!" you squeaked as you felt your socked feet only drag across the polished floors.
in one silent movement tetchou suddenly untightened his grip on your hands causing you to push yourself forward—
you screamed as you felt gravity take it's toil on you, only to be caught in the arms of your boyfriend.
"good morning to you too, princess."
you sighed, head dramatically tossed back over his bicep.
"you passed the test—now carry me to the couch i need a minute."
— TERUKO ŌKURA๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑
"THINK FAST IM A—"
"YOU FOOL!!"
you screamed as tackled you down to the ground before you could even get close to her.
you fought on the floor like a pair of wild cats, until she eventually pinned you down on your stomach and sat on your back.
"VICTORY IS MINE!!"
you lay your cheek on the carpet under you, trying to get a look at your girlfriend.
"did you even hear what i said?"
teruko gave you a playful, yet somehwat confused look.
"you sprint at me and expect me not to retaliate?"
"no, i expect you to treat me like a random girl! someone you've never met before!"
you scrunched her nose at you, "then what are you complaining for, id so this to anyone who runs at me in a full sprint."
ah, well shes not entirely wrong about that.
"i—well, damn."
"now tell me im the best girlfriend in the world and ill think about letting you back up," she winks
— TACHIHARA MICHIZÓ๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑
"THINK FAST IM A RANDOM GIRL—"
your already hugging him as you shout out the line, catching him somewhat off guard.
he panics as you grab at his face and attempt to kiss him, however he pushes you back.
"FUCK NO." he shouts with a playful smile on his face, watching you stand to your feet again and retaliate your "attack".
he ends up running, whilst your chasing him around the room until your playing ring-a-round a rosie around the couch.
all while he's screaming at you to "fuck off!" or "i have a girlfriend—you mad ugly!!"
honestly you were laughing so hard, you just collapsed to the cushions of the couch as he leaned against the back of it.
both of you catching your breath, "you—are so damn weird."
you lean your head back on the back of the couch and stick your tongue out playfully at your boyfriend—
"you love me,"
he closes his eyes and sighs happily, leaning over and kissing your forehead.
"damn straight, sugar~"
END NOTES. maybe I'll think of smth dumb and funny for fukuchi, but for now im sorry (╥﹏╥)
( gn.reader ) — cold bites at your hands, so of course you'd decide the best solution is ambushing your poor comrade’s skin with them.
ⓘ content warnings 、mentions of weapons (gun and sword) , hunting dogs being hunting dogs , just crack & fluff in general
ⓘ wc 、667
ⓘ an 、ts was from jan crines
— to accomplish this highly questionable mission, the first requirement must be met: jouno has to be in a good mood; anything less and he will sense you from several meters away and verbally dismantle you before you even lift a hand.
— the instant your bare palm lands squarely against his cheek, he swats it away with lightning speed, regrettably.
— naturally, this is immediately followed by a barrage of complaints loud enough to shake the walls. your intelligence, your foresight, your self-preservation instincts - nothing escapes criticism.
— afterward, a pair of gloves is aggressively shoved into your face with considerably more force than necessary. and watching you giggle will only add fuel to the fire.
— do keep in mind that this is blatant favoritism, though. if anyone else attempted something similar, they would likely find themselves staring down the barrel of his gun instead. the fact he merely complains and begrudgingly plays along speaks volumes.
— on a more serious note, i would not recommend trying this very often. jouno's senses are absurdly sensitive, and having an unexpectedly cold hand pressed against his skin is. . not very pleasant. you're fortunate both his patience and endurance happen to be higher when it comes to you.
— there are generally 2 possible outcomes: the first is that he allows you to proceed uninterrupted, only to wear the most bewildered expression imaginable once your icy hand meets his cheek. tetcho simply freezes in place, looking as if his brain has momentarily stopped processing information.
— the second outcome involves a sword suddenly appearing at your throat due to pure muscle memory.
— assuming you manage to achieve the first outcome, tetcho doesn't immediately pull away. instead, he pauses for several seconds before calmly asking why you felt compelled to do such a thing while reaching up to remove your hand from his face.
— if your explanation is something along the lines of "my hands were cold" or "i couldn't find my gloves". . .
— . . . then prepare to become the dumbfounded one - without hesitation, he removes his own gloves and hands them over.
— for a brief moment, you almost feel guilty. almost. tetcho is simply far too literal for his own good.
— another one who would willingly allow you to get away with this little trick. tachihara simply pretends not to notice your approach, waiting until the sharp and rather unpleasant bite of cold finally reaches his cheek.
— the moment contact is made, he immediately winces and recoils, grabbing your wrist just long enough to pull your hand away from his face.
— the complaints and winces that follow are admittedly excessive for someone possessing the inhuman durability of a hunting dog. one would think he'd suffered a far greater injury than a freezing palm against the cheek.
— despite all the wailing, however, the two of you inevitably end up laughing by the end of it.
— because none of his dramatics are truly genuine. not really. tachihara simply enjoys playing along with your antics if it means seeing that smile on your face.
— a little harmless laughter never hurt anyone, yeah ?
— as someone who treats practically everything as a competition, teruko notices your plan immediately.
— before you can even execute it, she has already launched you several feet away with her absurd strength while laughing the entire time.
— strangely enough, this creates the perfect opportunity - because while she's busy celebrating her victory, you can still rush forward and slap your freezing hand against any exposed skin you can reach.
— like tachihara, she recoils immediately. unlike tachihara, she reacts with far more volume.
— expect aggressive complaints, exaggerated threats, and at least 3 accusations that you are the worst person she has ever met - though none of which are entirely genuine, of course.
— good new is that despite all appearances, teruko finds the entire situation hilarious. bad new is that this also means she will absolutely steal the idea for herself.
— within the following week, she will ambush you with equally freezing hands before proudly declaring that she has successfully taken revenge.
🌸 Characters featured in this chapter: Fukuchi, Teruko, Tachihara, Tecchou, and Jouno.
🌸Spoilers: It is essential to know the identity of each character in order to read this chapter.
And here, finally, is another request from someone on AO3, at last...! I'm so sorry for the delay, I tried my best, I promise!
You'll notice the delay in the release of this chapter even more when you see its subject: which is simply the transition to the new year!
I hope you enjoy it, I wish you a great read!
Fukuchi
• The kind of person who wants to spend New Year's Eve quietly, without a crowd around him.
• But, of course, what would New Year's Eve be without you by his side? You are the one and only person who can meet the difficult criteria to celebrate the holidays with him!
• Everything is done in peace and quiet. A small meal prepared by the two of you during the day, nothing extraordinary in itself but wonderfully convivial; then, the countdown to midnight, at the end of which you hug each other, whispering your best wishes for the new year.
~
Teruko
• She is completely opposed to her boss, and that's putting it mildly.
• Teruko would much rather go out and participate in festivals on this date, so she can be surrounded by as many people as possible and celebrate the New Year properly.
• So she drags you along with her through the streets of Yokohama, dressed in padded kimonos because of the freezing cold, with the aim of buying lots of things, especially food. And especially sweet things.
• Because what would an outing with Teruko be without a little stop to grab a bite to eat?
• And, to end the evening on an even more magnificent note, the fireworks display you watch that night is one of the most majestic you have ever seen. Especially with the person you love most by your side.
~
Tachihara
• It takes a lot of persuasion to get him to finally agree to go out, complaining that it's too cold for that.
• But once he gets going, he cannot help but marvel at the various food and game stands that come within his reach, and does not hesitate for a second to contribute to the cost of the various foods and numerous entertainments, following the example of the people gathered around you that evening.
• A big fan of alcoholic beverages, it would be a miracle if he did not end the evening slightly tipsy! Even if he does not drink as much as a certain Chuuya, of course. However, you will have to be prepared to make a few sacrifices...
• Because Tachihara often (a little too often for your liking, in fact) forgets his wallet at home.
~
Tecchou
• The type who silently follows you wherever you go, including the New Year's festival.
• You do not really know at the time whether he is enjoying himself or not, as he does not seem to change his expression when he is doing or eating something.
• You finally return home after an evening spent wandering the streets of Yokohama, and you finally ask the fateful question. You are afraid of the answer, though.
• “Did you at least have fun...?”
• He looks at you for a long time before answering with a neutral expression, as usual. As if it were obvious.
• “Yes. Because you were with me.”
• And just hearing that, you know you could die in peace if your time were about to come.
~
Jouno
• Holds your hand throughout your outing, not to compensate for his blindness, but to avoid you getting lost in the dense crowd.
• When you stop at knock down cans, you are ready to play on your own, but your boyfriend proves once again that you have underestimated him; without even being able to see anything, he manages to hit all the targets, perhaps with a little help from his powers, but you do not mention it.
• The result: you come home from the festivities with an armful of stuffed animals and other similar items, without even knowing what you are going to do with them.
• Or where you are going to store them, for that matter.
Could you do prompt 21 for teruko and hu from despair time
Aftercare with teruko tawaki and hu jing
Suggestive post
Prompts list
A/n:I'm pretty sure all drdt characters are 18 (correct me if I'm wrong), but just to be safe, everyone involved in this is over 18
Teruko tawaki
Teruko has no real idea what to do after the moment is over, she just lies on the bed and thinks about how good it felt and how she actually scored
She genuinely can't believe it. She never thought she'd date someone much less get to this level but she can't deny it felt incredible and she wants to do it again
When she comes back to reality she's so embarrassed that she doesn't know what to do next
"Oh sorry........I was just thinking.....so....do we just cuddle now or what?"
"Sure if you want to"
She actually discovered she really loves naked cuddling for some reason, just the skin on skin contact helps her remember that you're still there with her and never leaving her. She'd love it if you could so it in a non sexual situation but she's way too embarrassed to ask
One of the times you actually did someone walked in on you (probably because of teru's luck) and teruko just wanted to die right there while you explained that you were in fact not having sex
Sometimes her body feels sore despite both of you being gentle, and despite her insisting that it's nothing (it was very not convincing, she could barely get up from the bed) you gave her a massage and her entire body felt better it was like magic so it instantly became a regular thing during aftercare
She loves it when you fall asleep on her naked chest, and she gets to look at your adorable sleeping face. She loves seeing your face in general, but for some reason, in this moment, knowing that she brought you pleasure and happiness like this makes her happy too
[You're laying on teruko's chest while she hugs you]
"........I love you so much"
[You stir a bit, but she cuddles you closer, and you fall back asleep]
"Good night y/n......and thank you"
[She smiles and kisses your forehead before falling asleep too]
Hu jing
This girl is the absolute best at aftercare. She just loves taking care of you in every possible way and especially in the bedroom so aftercare is obviously a part of that
First thing first, she always asks you if you enjoyed that. The answer is obviously yes, turns out she's great at taking care of you even in the most intimates of ways. She also asks if it hurt, which never happens cause she's incredibly gentle all the time, but she still wants to check as she would hate for you to feel anything but pure pleasure while being with her
She then runs a bath, and while you're waiting for the tub to fill, she gives you a massage, and it genuinely feels like she has the hands of an angel (something you could also ascertain earlier) she touches all the right spots and it feels like you're about to fall asleep from how relaxing it is but try to stay awake to feel the rest of the amazing aftercare
She's also insanely good at cleaning you in the bath. You're as good as new whenever she's done with you, and of course, you clean her too once she's finished and she loves it too
You then finish the amazing night cuddling together until you fall asleep. If you can't, then she'll sing you a lullaby or bring you tea (even if she prefers doing that the morning after) but most of the times her soft body and voice are enough to make you sleep
The best part is that during all of this, she's praising you and telling you how amazing you did, even if she basically did everything to make you feel good. She praises you a lot during the lovemaking (that's the only way she'll call it because she doesn't want to be too vulgar) just because she loves it and she definitely won't stop even after it's over. If you try to contradict her or tell her she was the one who did everything, she won't hear it. She hates you being negative or deflecting her praise and will double it if you do that
"Darling, you did so good today, the moment feel perfect"
"No please hu, you were the one-"
"Love, I thought we already went through this, you were amazing and don't try to deny it anymore ok?"
".......yes"
[She kisses your cheek and cuddles you closer to her]
"That's my good baby"
"But you were amazing too hu, seriously how are you this good?'
"Oh, I'm glad to hear that, I love making you feel happy and taking care of you, darling. The fact that you love being intimate with me makes me so happy too"
"I swear how did I get a woman as amazing as you?"
A/n:sooo hello guys I've reached 100 followersss and my bf had reached 400, so we decided to make this collab as an event for them💜 Those are basically some cuddling headcanons. I am writing for the port mafia and the hunting dogs. Nyx is writing for ADA and DoA. You can find his work right here.
P.S. I am so thankful to all of you for 100 followers it really means a lot to me<33
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Port Mafia
Chuuya
Cuddles with this man are rather rare ngl. He's busy with his job and everything, buuuut he always makes up for it
He is so gentle with you and careful with how he touches you. This man is a gentleman, you can't expect anything else
He refuses to be the little spoon. Like no chance. He feels like he can protect you more that way even if it's just cuddles.
Most of time, when his head is in your lap, he would expect you to play with his hair. (Maybe would get offended when you don't 😅)
Hug his waist pleasee!! You can't cuddle with that man and don't wrap your hands around that waist. He will also love it<3
Akutagawa
Now with this you've really gotta work to get to cuddling lmao. This is the most unaffectionate person from bsd maybe.
Bue still when you do get to it he would be sooo akward for him at first, but he will get used to it..maybe...after a lot of time...
Still cuddles would be like, with him literally crushing you while just laying on top of you, but still he is underweight so you won't feel it a lot
Probably would feel asleep, but would not admit it after that
He always acts like he hates when you ask him for cuddles, but (very) deep down he actually loves it, because it calms him down and his thoughts.
Tachihara
This boy is soo underrated please
Anyways that wasn't the theme. Cuddling with Tachihara is an often thing
He loves to cuddle and be touchy with you. So almost every day after work, he'll just drop his body weight on top of you lmao
In this case tho, he would want to play with your hair. "It calms me down!!" He always says- and maybe it does, after a long day at work
Hand holding while cuddling is something soo important for him. Like he loves holding your hand and because he can't do it more often he insists on doing it while cuddling
Gin
Ohhhhh now this sweet.. powerful... gorgeous woman. I need a Gin in my life
Anyways cuddling with her would be you two facing eachother, laying in the bed, with your legs interlocked and her arm around you
She would like for you to tell her how your day has been while you play with her hair. She might fall asleep tho
After that she will tel you about her day and would be like turning around and gesturing with her hands while talking, so you get to pull her back to cuddling
Cuddles before going to bed are her favourite, because then you both fall asleep in each other's arms
The Hunting Dogs
Tecchou
Ehh >< sweet guy i i love him so much.
He is the big spoon. Always. Like most of them, he needs to have the assurance that he can protect you immediately if something happens.
Doesn't talk much while you cuddle. He would just close his eyes and burry his face in the crook of your neck
Would most likely to ask you to talk though, because he loves listening to your voice, so don't blame him if he falls asleep, but this doesn't happen very often
Also he doesn't move around when you two are laying down. Like he'll get in one position and not move until he actually has to get up to go to work
Jouno
Omg i have already talk about that before but anyway
So like I've said in my Jouno headcanons, i think he has sensory issues, because of the fact that he is blind and is very sensitive towards any kind of physical affection
So in that case cuddles wouldn't happen often, because he gets easily overwhelmed by them
However on days he is very tired or you had a bad day/are also tired, he would. You have to be careful with him though
He likes cuddling with you in general, just pls be careful with him
Teruko
She would pop onto you like a starfish
Would start ramble, ramble, ramble..until zhe actually falls asleep in your arms
Honestly in order for you to cuddle either one you is veeery tired or you were playfully fighting or tickling eachother, then it turned into cuddles
Her rambles are soo cute. Like she would tell you every single thing about her day, to the smallest detail
Like i said, she would probably fall asleep after that AND would expect you to hug her tight while she is sleeping
♡ synopsis: What are the Hunting Dogs like with an S/O who's clumsy?
♡ cw: Swearing, mentions of getting hurt/bumping into things/getting accidental cuts, mention of alcohol
note: It's been a while since I actually posted some proper writing. I genuinely do apologise you guys- there's not really any good excuse for me taking as long as I have. Long work hours and bad home life combined have me absolutely fuckin spent, but I know that's also the case for other writers who still manage to produce work on at least a semi-regular basis. I just wanna try and get on top of some of my reqs that've been gathering dust in my drafts lmao. Thank you guys for your support and I love you all <3 apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x
Fukuchi:
I'm gonna be so real with you right now bro literally doesn't care
Like he gives absolutely no fucks that you're clumsy. Fuck you could trip into one of his many barrels of alcohol and fully destroy it and he just wouldn't even be mad
He'd just help you up and be like 'ah you're so cute when you trip over and faceplant and destroy my stuff <33' (probably not that far from verbatim to be honest)
I genuinely don't know what else to tell you other than 'he doesn't care', because he doesn't. Any mess you make, he'll have it cleaned up. Any precious item you break, he'll just replace it.
His only real concern is you somehow hurting yourself, but even then he's not really that worried because he'll find some insanely talented doctor to fix you right up. It wouldn't be an inconvenience for him at all
(Fukuchi IS a sugar daddy and nobody except me has ever acknowledged it and it's lowkey bothering me like c'mon be so for fucking real guys)
All this being said, he probably wouldn't let you carry something extremely valuable like amenogozen (not like he would let you carry it anyway, but your clumsiness does contribute to his overprotectiveness of that stupid dumbass sword)
As always, he will get pissed if anyone else gives you a hard time for your clumsiness
Your whole dynamic is basically just Ozzie and Fizz lowkey
He really just lets you do your thing honestly, he doesn't care whether it's imperfect or whatever. If you're clumsy, then clumsiness is automatically cute tf
Jouno:
Jouno's like the total opposite of clumsy, literally every particle of his being is perfectly coordinated at all times
So he might be upset at first to learn that your motor skills aren't as up to scratch as his are.
You need to remind him that hey, how does he expect a regular ass person to measure up to a genetically modified super soldier? (which is a totally fair argument that even he doesn't rebut)
And after some consideration he's like 'okay fair' and tries to get used to your clumsiness. Keyword being 'tries'; he's not always perfect at tolerating it, but he's doing his best and that's what counts
If you're the kind of person who curses when you stub your toe (or god forbid that thing where you bump your hipbone on the corner of the table for some reason), he's totally cool with that. He's fully okay with swearing
He just doesn't really like when you randomly yell or cry out in pain really loudly/right near him because of the auditory overload
If you cry he will take the time to calm you down and kiss whatever part of your body you hurt better (pretends to hate it but absolutely doesn't)
Uses your clumsiness as an excuse to hold your hand when you guys go out together <3 he also likes feeling your pulse speed up when he touches you
Will randomly pull you in certain directions while you guys are out walking and when you're like 'why?' he'll be like 'you were about to walk into a pole sweetheart' then you turn back around and yeah he was right
Tecchou:
One of my favourite versions of Tecchou is aloof himbo Tecchou so that's what we're going with. Anyways he would be like '...just stop dropping things tf'
It doesn't take him that long to accept that fact that sometimes you're just clumsy without being able to control it and he probably shouldn't trust you with dangerous or fragile object
It probably secretly annoys him a bit at first but he doesn't wanna make you feel bad about
His attention quickly turns to prioritising your safety, so ultimately he doesn't really care
He's really strong so a lot of the time if you have to carry something heavy he just offers to carry it instead. Not only will he be saving you from back pain but he may also potentially be preventing your toes from being shattered under the weight of whatever you would have been carrying
Tecchou would want to cook for you to keep you away from all the kitchenware and appliances, but you don't let him because you know he'll whip up something absolutely abhorrent. Even if you sometimes get nicked with knives or touch hot pans, it's better than eating his food (sorry Tecchou)
He wouldn't want you to leave your place on your own if the weather is rainy or something because that means the pavement/ground is slippery (if you ask him to carry you the chance of him saying yes is surprisingly high actually)
If you ever bump into him, he'll act nonchalant about it but he would be blushing and sweating and shaking and panicking and screaming crying throwing up hyperventilating fanboying dying
Teruko (platonic):
Like most...general traits that a human could have, Teruko would probably make fun of you for it at first
Eventually her teasing would become more lighthearted and silly instead of genuine, but if anyone else tried to bully for you it it's on SIGHT
Teruko can be clumsy sometimes, but more often than not it's just harmless things like carrying a stack of documents and not making sure to secure it so that sheets of paper don't fly off the top
When it comes to her physical strength and combat everything she does is very intentional and coordinated. If you see her actively being clumsy she probably really does not care about what she's doing lol
She's the kind of person to do dart and knife throwing for fun but if you're even in close range of a blade she freaks out and worries that you're gonna fatally wound yourself somehow
If you do end up getting hurt she'll help fix up your injury, like cleaning wounds or bandaging you up or whatever, but she'll chide you about it the whole time (she's hiding the fact that she's secretly super concerned for you)
Absolutely has a phone recording of you tripping and eating shit and always threatens to send it to people unless you buy her food or something like that lmao
Unlike Jouno or Tecchou she's a little bit of a prick and doesn't warn you when you're about to bump into something and then laughs when you bump into said something
I mean she won't let you get hurt hurt but also seeing people get hurt is funny sometimes lmao
Tachihara:
Let's not pretend that this motherfucker isn't also a clumsy bastard
C'mon the two of you are constantly tripping over your own feet let alone each other's feet. You're an accidental chaotic dual MESS
I mean Tachihara is a little less clumsy than you, being a Hunting Dog and all, but if he's sleep-deprived or drunk or something like that he is a literal safety hazard. He definitely doesn't realise how much of a unit he is
As such, he doesn't really mind that you're also clumsy. If you drop things or whatever he doesn't get upset, just helps you pick/clean them up like the sweetheart he is
Also tries to catch you if you trip over (his success rate is improving steadily) but may also fall over in the process so you never really know
He uses his metal manipulation to keep you from getting hurt. If you're in the kitchen and you're about to drop a pot on the ground he catches it before it lands on your feet. Is he really your man if he doesn't use supernatural abilities to keep you from dropping shit
Pretty much every room in the house is stocked with bandaids just in case. You guys almost always have tons of matching ones, along with bruises and random little sores that you have no memory of attaining
Again, if you're the type of person who swears when you stub your toe, the absolute horrific vulgar language that comes out of Tachihara's mouth when he stubs his toe puts you to SHAME
You're as equally concerned for his wellbeing as he is for yours. You both take good care of each other's physical health where you can
A/n: I know I'm supposed to be working on requests but I... I don't want to... yet. Side blog is @fedyaxz. Sorry if it's short, I got hungry on Teruko's part
Jouno Saigiku
To say that he is upset is an understatement. He is beyond furious, he was amused at first at the thought of that he was on your mind; not processing that you cursed him out. After realizing it, he tensed up with the usual smile that he had. He made a few snickers when he heard your opinion about Tachihara, so maybe you'll just say "fuck you" to the rest of the Hunting Dogs... Right? But he couldn't be more wrong your comment about Tecchuo? The so called strongest hunting dogs and Jouno's insufferable partner? Maybe you do need to be trained. And the fact that you even got a response on him infuriates him, how dare he lay eyes on you, and for you to do the same? He would be clenching his fist, ready to drag you out and punish you; maybe a week long trip with him shall be enough. But no, when you finished you threw the mic at him! He want to drag you out of there and chain you in his basement until you submit to him. You were sure you were fucked when you saw him down the hall with the usual smile he had and the mic you threw to his face. He couldn't have Tecchuo dating you now could he? You should only be his.
Tachihara Michizō
He could help but laugh a bit when you cursed Jouno, meaning that he may have a chance with you. But when you said that to him? He hated it. He was actually trying to make things a little more bearable to you, not like that masochist Jouno. He was actually trying to win your heart and you do that to him? And your comment about Tecchuo too! To think that he won a place somewhere in your heart? Absolutely ridiculous! What did Tecchuo have that he didn't? He already decided, he wanted to win you no matter how much it takes. He would protect you from anything including Teruko because of what you've done because she'll march where you are then fight you, but he has to stop her while Jouno went to you. Despite Tachihara's jealousy of Jouno to go to you, he can't have the vice captain hurt you now can he?
Tecchuo Suihiro
He was happy for the fact that you acknowledged him. He loves you by a lot, and for you to have positive feelings for him made him have reassurance that maybe—just maybe, he has a special place somewhere in you heart. He could help but form a small and unconscious smile, a small tint of red adorning his cheeks. His usual poker face is replaced by a gentle expression, his brown orbs having an unusual light in them. He felt warmness spread across his chest, and he laid his head down, remembering the words that you said to him and him only amongst everyone in the room.
He became oblivious to the burning glares that Jouno sent to him. His eyes burning with hatred and annoyance, sending Tecchuo empty threats and glares.
Tecchuo just became more determined, the fact that you have a positive opinion on him only meaned that he was making progress. Maybe it is possible to have you— no to make his dreams come true. You and him on dates, while you send him bright expressions. He wanted to make you the happiest person just like how you are his moon in the dark sky.
Teruko Okura (Platonic)
This girl is so offended, she'll gasp out loud, roll up her sleeves and is so ready to beat you up. Will pout and try to act cute, then beat you up.
She's aggressive, very.
You are very bold to say that to the hot tempered vice captain and I'm pretty sure you'll be dead for a few days because of her training.
What kind of interaction would the hunting dogs have with Teen Reader
You don't need blood to be a family
Self-Aware! Platonic! Hunting Dogs x GN! Teen! Reader
Description: You have a new family and real home. You also start attending new school. And some people have questions about your family. Thankfully, you have people who can protect you.
Found family. Flags cameo.
Warning: OOC. PTA meeting. Some of the parents are terrible. Two people don't believe in Found family. I used random names will to choose on 'official' guardian for Reader. Reader were an orphan. Rude comments about Reader. Some very rude words in the Bonus part. English is my second language.
A/N: I have already made post about Hunting Dogs and Adult!Reader. Hunting Dogs interactions with Teen!Reader will mostly stay the same. They still will be incredibly protective over Reader and will try to become a group of elite bodyguards for Teen! Reader. The only difference I can point, is that Fukuchi won't be so openly hostile to Teen! Reader at first (and in case of Child! Reader he won't be hostile at all).
It all started one spring evening.
You were sitting in the school hall, waiting for PTA meeting to end.
You visibly frowned. PTA meetings for your family became really stressful since your first month in a new school.
Not because of your grades or behavior, no. Because of some parents.
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Even back in their world, BSD Cast decide to adopt you. So, after getting in real world and obtaining necessary documents, BSD Cast adopted you for real. Well, by documents, you were adopted by Natsume. But, in reality, you have ten fathers (Natsume, Fukuzawa, Mori, Rimbaud, Verlaine, Oda, Fitzgerald, Hawthorne, Dostoevsky, Fukuchi), three mothers (Yosano, Kouyou, Mitchel), three grandfathers (Hirotsu, Taneda, Melville) and a bunch of siblings, uncles and aunts.
You weren't related by blood, but you were family.
Unfortunately, not everyone could accept it.
When all of you moved in a new house, you started to attend new school. And new school means new people, new teachers and PTA.
In this school, PTA meetings were held weekly.
First PTA meeting were held in a week after you start attending new school.
Natsume attended the first PTA meeting. Everything went well.
Fukuzawa attended the second PTA meeting. Some people didn't like the fact you have two fathers. But no one listen to them.
Verlaine attended the third PTA meeting. Parents started questioning, why you have three fathers
Yosano attended the forth PTA meeting. Parents were glad, to finally see a mother. Unfortunately, the meeting was focused on vaccination in schools. And, of course, there were some anti-vax parents. They tried to give flyers about the harm of vaccinations. To Yosano. Yosano was calm, and her voice was sweet as honey. With few words, she told parents what they can do with these flyers, where they can shove them and was wondering, how their kids are still alive.
Anti-vax parents still terrified of meeting Yosano again.
The next seven meetings were attended by Hawthorne, Mitchell, Mori, Kouyou, Fukuzawa, Oda and Fitzgerald. Parents became more and more confused about how many fathers and mothers you have.
But after one PTA meeting, parents have even more questions.
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The meeting was ready to begin. Most of the parents were glad, that none of your fathers or mothers arrived.
Their happiness were short-lived.
Right before the meeting started, someone knocked on the door and opened it.
"We are sorry for been late. It's the PTA meeting, right? [Y/N] told us correct classroom?"
Parents were ready to see another man who will introduce himself as your father.
They didn't expect, that five males will come inside. One of them were carrying an IV pole, second had a scar over his eyes, third was wearing tinted glasses, forth had black streaks in his hair, the fifth one has a beauty mark under his left eye.
At that time, everyone who has attended even one PTA meeting, learned to despise them. People, who haven't attended them, were slightly curious. So, when chance arise, Flags volunteered to attend PTA meeting. Unfortunately, Flags couldn't decide, which one of them will go, so they decide, that they will go together.
One of the mothers, Ms. Greenhill, frowned. She and her family were really vocal about how terrible your family were. Because you had multiple fathers and mothers.
"Let me guess, you are also [Y/N]'s fathers?"
Lippmann shook his head.
"No, we are their uncles."
Ms. Greenhill raised her hand. Her voice was shaking.
"Just... How many relatives do [Y/N] have?!"
Piano Man was the one who answered.
"Sixty seven. Including fathers, mothers, grandfathers, uncles, ants and siblings"
The rest of the meeting went well. Because parents were too shocked to say something rude.
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Ever since that day, your school life became tense.
Your classmates were constantly asking about your family.
Some thought that it was cool to have a big family. Others thought that you are all sick.
You ignored them. You loved your family. And this is more important than others people opinions.
On PTA meetings, other parents try to get a rise out of BSD Cast, but they didn't succeed.
You just continue attending school.
BSD Cast continue attending PTA meetings.
Today was Hunting Dogs' turn. Today's meeting were hold earlier than usual, so Fukuchi offered you to wait for them, so you six can grab a dinner later.
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Classroom door opened. Patents were leaving class. The meeting was over. You noticed a familiar mop of red rust hair. Soon your older brother Tachihara was standing near you. He ruffled your hair.
"Hey, [Y/N], ready to go grab some food?"
You close your eyes in bliss.
"Yup. I am so hungry, I could eat a horse."
Tachihara chuckled.
"Me too, kiddo. After listening to this people," Tachihara cast a quick glance at parents detection. "I need to eat something good to improve my mood."
You tilt your head.
"Did they say something that crossed the line?"
Instead of Tachihara, Uncle Jouno answered you. He gives you a sideways hug.
"Nothing too different from other times. 'You are a bad influence', 'why [Y/N] have so many fathers and mothers?'. Their normal yapping." Jouno start whispering, so only you and Tachihara can hear him. "And here I thought that we are supposed to be dogs and do all the yapping on meetings."
You three laugh. Other parents glared at you, but they didn't say anything. They were a little bit nervous because of Hunting Dogs. Despite not wearing their uniform and not having their swords, Fukuchi, Teruko, Tetchou, Jouno and Tachihara do look scary enough.
Aunt Teruko joined you three. She was glaring at The Jacksons. You remembered, that they were as vocal against you as The Greenhills. Moreover, once, they tried to harass Kenji. They called him an idiot from a dirty village. Thankfully for them, Kenji wasn't resentful. You noticed, that Uncle Tetchou was also glaring at Jacksons, while discussing something with Dad Fukuchi.
Teruko squinted for the last time and looked at you.
"[Y/N], you know, I kind of disappointed in you."
After noticing your confused face, Teruko quickly added.
"You have good grades. You do your homework. You don't pick up fights! You don't let me be a strict aunt! I wanted to be a strict aunt from time to time."
You huff and grinned. You opened your arms, inviting Teruko to hug you.
"Well, sorry, Aunt Teruko, can't help it. But, I hope you don't want to be and Aunt who pays for hugs. I will hug you for free."
Teruko grins playfully and crushed you in a hug.
"This one is acceptable."
Then you heard some arguing. All of you turned around.
Fukuchi was arguing with Mr. And Ms. Greenhills. Tetchou was slowly backing away, closer to you.
Some parents remained. They thought that they will see an interesting show.
Meanwhile, Fukuchi was growling.
"Will you stop harassing my kid and family, you two? We aren't bothering anyone! We are a simple family!"
Mr. Greenhill spits.
"You aren't a normal family! You are a bunch of unrelated people who made our kids think that having multiple partners is fine! That having a family bond with people that aren't related to you are fine!"
You whisper. Only Hunting Dogs heard you.
"Well… technically, consensual polygamy or polyandry are fine... And adoption existed for a long time."
Teruko reassuringly squeezed your hand.
Fukuchi hissed.
"Listen here, [Y/N] are our kid. I am their father. Fukuzawa is also their father. So as Mori, Verlaine, Rimbaud and Natsume. All of us are their family. We don't need blood to love them and wanting the best for them! So stop been a..."
Mr. Greenhill got furious.
"I will say what I want about you and the little bastards you have adopted!"
Ms. Greenhill looked at you with disgust.
"I am pretty sure that this rat will end in the slums with such an unnatural family."
The hall became quiet. Fukuchi breath in and out. He looked at you and nodded.
Tetchou immediately picked you up and put you on his back. Like he wants to give you a piggyback ride.
Jouno covered your ears.
Tachihara covered your eyes.
Teruko stand closer to Fukuchi.
Tetchou start moving with you on his back. He, Tachihara and Jouno were moving in the same speed, so your ears and eyes won't be stay uncovered.
You didn't see, how Fukuchi opened his mouth.
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Tachihara and Jouno finally let go of your eyes and ears only when you were two blocks away from school.
Tetchou still carried you on his back. He looked up.
"Are you okay, [Y/N]?"
You nodded.
"Mhm. It wasn't the worst thing someone called me."
Tetchou smiles. He starts walking faster.
"Well, let's go and grab this dinner. Captain and Teruko-san will join us later."
You smile and looked back.
"You know... Today, the school library holds reading hours for pre-schoolers."
Jouno raised an eyebrow.
"And?"
You nervously giggled
"I think, they haven't finished yet. And kids heard everything Dad Fukuchi were saying right now."
The silence could be cut with a knife.
Tachihara, Jouno and Tetchou start walking faster.
Together, four of you said.
"Problems of tomorrow us"
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Bonus.
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"Captain Fukuchi, can you, please, explain, where did a bunch of toddlers learned the words 'slum-trawling strumpet' and 'syphilitic eunuch' and why is school blaming you and Teruko?"
