I'm staying anon on this one but i hope u can do it, i'd like it to be a romantic matchup for tf2! Thanks in advance :)
I'm Mina, i'm 21, my pronouns are she/her and i'm bi, I'm 5'2 and i have long black hair with bangs, i wear glasses and i guess my body type is like, mid size? Not sure haha. I have a few tattoos and a bellybutton piercing. I like to experiment with my outfits and gender presentation, one day i can be very femenine and the other i'll just dress like a 2000s nu-metal singer. My favorite era regarding fashion is the 70s!! It's one of my big interests hehe.
I study journalism and have a big sense of social justice. I'm very extroverted and love being around people but i also think of alone time as extremely important. I have autism and it's a bit hard to read social cues directed at me, but i'm really good at reading who people are, not so much their intentions lol. I have two cats! Not sure if that's important but hey. I'm very detail oriented and very specific at the time of doing tasks. I'm a libra :) I'm very straightforward and have a dry sense of humor, but i'm always willing to help anyone who asks. If you p please include at least two results? One is ok though! I'm doing this for fun haha. I love your writing 💛💛
I match you with...
Medic (Romantic)
Doesn’t mind your fashion sense and how it can change, this only broadens the clothing choice for him. (He definetly steals some from anywhere for you)
While he doesn’t and has never studied journalism, he does appreciate anyone who does. This allows you two to have actual civilised conversations.
He’s more of an ambivert, but he likes the fact that you can keep up with him and his conversation topics, this also means a lot of the time he lets you talk to the others if he’s busy. He also enjoys some quiet, alone time as well. Opting to spend it with you in the infirmary or in his room for a higher chance of being alone.
Very quick to notice your autism, and honestly, he has no problem working around the way you do things. He also has a hard time reading some social cues, but that's kinda on him due ignoring plenty of them.
Is there to help you figure out people's intention, also gossips with you about said people when you read them.
He adores having some sort of schedule, so you being time specific works really well with him. (Can also can clash depending, but we’re gonna ignore that for now)
With you both being detail oriented it’s very unlikely that anything will get by unchecked, so rarely nothing goes wrong under your watch.
Appreciates the fact that you’re very straightforward, it lets you two have honest and proper conversations.
Would you think this man would have a normal sense of humor? It may not be dry but this means he’s trying to get you to smile.
And
Sniper (Romantic)
He actually loves your nu metal fashion, after plenty of away missions, he’ll go out of his way to try find some more fashion pieces.
I just feel like he also likes fashion.
If you ever wear some 70’s fashion he silently melts (Just ingonore the fact it's 1968, it's totally in the future or new comic) he loves seeing you wear different types of fashion.
As we know he’s a very introverted man, so he appreciates having you around to talk to others, he’ll hang around still but lets you do everything social.
He also likes having his alone time, but now he has someone else to enjoy it with. Lets you hang out in his van for hours at a time.
I have this massive gut feeling that he’s also autistic, the constantly masking type. But he’s there to help you understand any social cues needed.
The fact you are good at reading people makes you two a mean duo on missions, as he’s there to verify who they are and also to try to figure out their intentions..
Absolute cat man, would rather cats over dogs anyday.
Gets you with being straight forward and your dry sense of humor. (Back to autistic Sniper) He never got the whole ‘sugarcoating’ thing, it’s more practical to not be so nice about it, so he understands you very well. Also your humor, god you two could go at it for hours or even days.
The points were a bit lower this time but they were pretty close at the start!
hii…….$.&:!&;’x…… okay whatever cringe time . splashes cold water on my face.
romantic matchup for my TF2 oc: the Chemist. i’d like someone from the TF2 universe please LMAO idk if that was obvious but WHATEVER. he uses he/him pronouns btw :3
freak weirdo who excels in all science: The man was no stranger to science: biology, chemistry, physics, botany— name anything to do with science, he’d know exactly what to do. The scientist was extraordinarily passionate, staying in his lab for hours on end. He’d miss out on dinner and even prioritized his projects more than his own needs. Chemist’s curiosity was never satiated.
ditzy guy. impulsive, that one meme where the person has their hands on their head and sticking their tongue out BUT he can instantly swap from “whoops hehe :3c” to very serious. a idiot savant, one could say (tvtropes.org)
blunt asl and VERY OPPOSITE of careful. as stubborn as an ox, his ass is not asking for help unless he is PHYSICALLY DRAGGED into asking, and even then he’ll probably find some way to avoid it (when it comes to things his knowledge is on)
imitates his teammates accents / words, does so totally unconsciously + is very much a tinkerer + chaotic neutral (or evil perhaps but im leaning towards neutral ^__^”)
ignores flirting / pretends it goes over his head. is NOT a flirty guy. you’ve gotta say something to him straight up if you want him to acknowledge your flirting
LOVES marine biology. like. is an absolute FREAK about it. LOOOVES it so bad (he’s the same way with bugs, too !!) (projecting…) also enjoys cowboys and reptiles !
hes also a freak about rotten meat + the bugs it attracts. he usually finds himself liking “gross” things - bacteria, fungus, illness, rotten things, bugs, all the sorts.
apolocheese for the HUGE unorganized list LMAO i have a little folder in my notes for him and OH BOY… its as unorganized as one can get HAHA ^_^
I am love with Chemist. Silly Guy.
Well, I match- him with.....
The Medic! (Red Specifically, as I do believe there is a personality difference between teams-)
Unhinged science men!! They are 100% causing mayhem and madness wherever they go.
I feel like Medic would be so interested in all of the Chemist’s knowledge- My brain sees him listening to Chemist while he works on something, only occasionally interrupting to ask for assistance.
Both of them do not seem like the types to ask for help when they need it and both seem like the types to get fixated on their work to an unhealthy degree.
Now usually people would say “Oh! They would encourage each other to take breaks and keep each other in check!” Which I think is honestly not like Medic at all. If anything he is encouraging Chemist to come work with him so they both can be occupied for hours.
Because Medic can also range from Ditzy and Chaotic to Dead Serious and honestly terrifying- I feel like he would only really show how exhausted he is to Chemist when they are alone.
Such as leaning on him after a long day of work, no glasses, no madman theatrics, just quiet and closeness.
I also feel like he would love to put a record on and dance with Chemist! Whether it be a slow romantic sway or a goofy swing-oriented dance break, he probably has a fondness for pulling Chemist into his arms!
Overall, they are freaks. Degenerates. Mad Men. But they are also smooching and stealing silly taxidermy (among other animal-based things) together.
Thank you so much for the ask! Chemist is so so silly.
I have thick curly hair, glasses, and am on the shorter side (5'6/168cm). i avoid people like the plague until im with my friends at with point i cannot shut the fuck up! I adore animals and nature and keeping trinkets/accessories with sentimental value. I prefer to do things my way and have a set routine but i'd drop everything to help someone who meant a lot to me. I also like to draw and write, as well as jumping down niche rabbit holes.
thank you in advance ^_^
You are always welcome anon❤️
Your dream barbie man is….
Zhe Medick
Finnaly someone who lets him blaber to his heart content and actually listens to his issues (how scout is a lil hoe, how human organs prices have skyrocketed etc).. At the start.
Once yall are buddy buddy he is happy to tattle along with you, he is an introvert at heart but he never misses out on some good banter and conversations.
He will try to lift you up because being so smoll triggers the beefcake in him.
Feel free to draw his doves (bloody or not, according to your aesthetics).
Not a huge trinket guy but he will share anything interesting bones/organs he might come across.
Will try and fail to braid your hair
In general, my friend, he will need a doctor because you will steal his heart
Hey there! I hope you're not too busy (and if you are absolutely do not stress) but I would like to request a tf2 matchup!
I'm 5'4", female-presenting, and queer. Half Italian/Scottish, half Canadian. Brown hair, hazel eyes, and a smattering of freckles. I grew up with scoliosis and, as a result, underwent severe back surgery 2 years ago. I'm doing well now! But the operation did leave me with a massive surgical scar, as well as nerve damage combined with previous chronic pain. As a result, I'm fascinated by the human body but only as a hobby. In fact, I'm a dual major in English and Education and have always been heavily rooted in academia. I hope to one day become an English professor. While I am a freelance writer, I am also working on two books: a collection of essays as well as a poetry collection. I'm also learning (or rather, trying to learn) a handful of languages: Italian, Latin, and am doing my best to maintain my Spanish. I'm a huge cinematography nerd, I'm almost always listening to music, and I have too many books for my own good. I also play lacrosse as a midfielder/attacker in my free time. I am, however, INCREDIBLY clumsy and am incredibly prone to hand wounds. In terms of personality, I'd like to think I'm outgoing. I'm rather blunt but I'm frequently cracking a joke in class or am holding some ridiculous exposition about something entirely inconsequential (why recipes that say "use 12oz of spaghetti" are stupid, Kirk Drift phenomena, Richard Powers' novel Galatea 2.2, etc. Very inconsequential things). One thing I am certain of, however, is that I'm quick to pick a fight if I feel someone is in the wrong/wronging someone else.
Again, thanks a whole bunch! I hope I provided enough information, although knowing myself, I likely provided too much. Have a stellar day!
You can never give me enough information anon. I NEED that shit.
== Team Fortress 2 ==>
I match you up with…
Scout (Jeremy ???)
First off, Scout likes ‘em smart. He himself is an absolute dunce, but when he meets you he’s instantly taken with your intelligence.
When you say a big word that he doesn’t understand? He finds that incredibly hot.
I also would like to think he’d have you read your poetry and essays to him. He may not always understand what you’re talking about, but you have a loyal listener and advocate in him.
Scout would also be completely in love with how athletic you are. He already finds your intelligence intimidating, but when he sees you play lacrosse? Then he’s really in deep. He likes how versatile you are - you’re both an intellectual and an athlete, and he never thought someone could do both at the same time before.
You try to teach him some of the basics of the game, and he’s a pretty good practice partner. The two of you spend hours tossing a ball back and forth.
He likes that he can have someone to go on adventures with, too. He’s pretty energetic and extroverted, so knowing that you’re of a similar disposition encourages him to seek out weird and wacky things for the two of you to do together.
Most of all, I feel that the two of you are kindred spirits, especially when it comes to your tendency to get in fights. Scout wasn’t always fighting for the right thing, but he never hesitated to stand up for people he cares for. Knowing that you wouldn't hesitate to do the same makes you perfect in his eyes.
He knows that you have his back, and he has yours.
The two of you are perfect for one another, and you’d be pressed to find someone who adores you more than Scout does.
I'm a gender anomaly studying meteorology and emergency management. I like natural disasters and psychological horror. I like analog horror, ARGs, serial killer documentaries, and other creepy internet stuff. But I also really love cute things like Hello Kitty and kittens.
What in the fuck would I be paired with? XD
Sounds fuckin cool ngl homie, who doesnt like a bit of horror every once in a while (:
I pair you with...
Heavy!
Can you blame him for liking you so much? Your interests intrigue him and he feels so special when you let him learn about the new thing you've learned about! On occasion he will listen in to your documentaries if you'd allow him to, whether it's something he listens to on the side or listening along as he holds you in his arms, he simply appreciates the time he gets with you. He's a bit confused with all the creepy internet stuff, but definitely asks about them and might ask if you could tell him a few stories while he's working or reading.
Heavy is the type of guy to look big and scary and yet melt at the sight of a little itty bitty kitten, so he's in the same boat when he gives you kitten themed gifts, plenty of hello kitty items for you to enjoy. Hell, he probably even finds a way to hand-make you a little plush of it for you to carry around. Eventually he'll end up telling plenty of stories that you share with him to the other mercs, and definitely makes him feel even scarier when they shy away from the new information he knows about with the killer documentaries (whoops). Though at the end of the day, as long as he has you in his arms he couldn't be happier! <3
You were new under The Administrator’s authority. Training with Miss Paulding wasn’t fully what you expected it and the stress got to you with each little mistake you committed, but she assured you that you were doing fine. You took a lot of stress off her shoulders by being with her. Your next job was taking inventory at the R.E.D. base.
Scout was outside, practicing homerun swings, when he saw you approaching the base. His bat flew from his hands midswing and he rubbed his eyes to ensure he was seeing things correctly. He watched you enter the base with his jaw hung open before quickly following to introduce himself. Once he caught up to you, he turned around and walked backward as he smirked at you.
“Hey, there, sweet cheeks. What’s a cutie like you doing all the way out here?”
You held your clipboard closer to your chest and avoided eye contact with him. “Just.. Inventory checks…”
Scout perked up, smiling widely. “I can help ya with that! What’s first on the list?”
And he would have kept going, if he hadn’t run into Spy from walking backwards. The two fought with each other and you found it the best time to disappear further into the base.
First impressions?
He thinks you might be one of the most beautiful people he’s ever met. There’s something otherworldly about you and he’s willing to be abducted if you were supernatural! He wants to know you more, and hopefully date, but taking things slow and gentle weren’t his forte.
General Dynamic:
Scout fully embodies this tiktok with you.
He tries his damnedest to catch your attention, but you disappear before he’s able to make a move on you.
He’s finally forced to slow down with you after reluctantly getting advice from Spy.
His first step to getting to know you is when he noticed you crouched by a windowsill. Stepping closer, he found that you were crouched because there was a bird perched on the window.
He started with how you were with animals, and you shyly talked about some of your favorites with him.
Eventually, you became comfortable enough to make some eye contact with him and he took that as a win!
It’s not often that you come around, but when you do, you offer him a new plant or any small item of your interests. He keeps all of your gifts safe right next to his Tom Jones memorabilia.
He still hopes to date you, but for now, he can take things slow with you.
oo tf2 matchups... I'm a 5ft 1 bi nonbinary guy that is very impulsive very silly and Very Stupid. I'm good at doing things but if I think too much about them I forget how to do them entirely. I like fucking around and doing stupid things but at the same time I need to ask if I'm breaking a rule every three seconds. I also do a lot of writing and art and enjoy looking after animals!! hope this was enough info lol
I pair you with Scout!
"Nonbinary? Is that, like, a science-y thing?"
Literally has no clue what nonbinary is. But honestly, he doesn't care too much about what your gender is and will try his best to make you feel comfortable about it.
He is also Very Silly and Very Stupid, so he's always dragging you around to get up to different shenanigans with you, like pranks or stealing stuff from the other mercs. He has like no self-preservation instinct, so usually he's the one who ends up with a broken arm or a black eye because he ran in with no hesitation, while you end up perfectly fine because you stopped to ask if you were breaking a rule.
He thinks it's great that you write, but he can barely read anyway, so he thinks it's much cooler that you draw. He likes to see your drawings and/or draw with you in your shared free time.
This is kinda random, but I like to think that Scout still thinks pee-poo-fart jokes are funny, so sometimes he'll slip you a drawing of Engineer farting or something while doing that stupid little kid giggle he does in the game.
He definitely has a secret love of cute animals, so he'd be delighted if you were to introduce him to some of the animals you take care of. His favorites are dogs and birds.
Matchup please! I'm a strong female with a bit of chub. I'm compassionate, patient and a little sensitive. I love to learn about history and biology (and sometimes art). Other than making art/crafts, I enjoy writing, hiking and watching scary movies or cartoons. I am capable of holding a deep conversation and enjoy doing so, but a part of me is a bit childish (perhaps due to a rough past?). I am very affectionate and will always be wholeheartedly supportive even if my partner's at their worst
I match you with
💖Heavy💖
He is a man who deeply values a person's character so he absolutely fell in love with how compassionate and patient you are especially towards anyone he considers his loved ones.
He doesn’t consider himself much of an artist, but he has learned to see the beauty in it. If you were to show him any of the arts and crafts you’ve done he wouldn’t hesitate to tell you just how wonderful he thinks it is. Hell maybe you may even convince him to try and make some himself even if it doesn’t turn out as good.
It’s no surprise he loves writing. His degree in Russian literature is proof of that, he may not be as good at writing in English but if you would allow him to he would love to read whatever you wrote and would love it even more if you asked him to brainstorm ideas for your next project.
This man is constantly a rock for those around him either for his family or for the other mercs so he truly does appreciate your childish side it helps remind him to come up for air every once in awhile and actually enjoy the company of those around so if you have any juvenile activities that you love to do don’t be afraid to include him he may need a break of his own.
