#the batmobile

[ifanyoneasksyoudontknowme]

(Dick, Tim, and Damian playing two truths and a lie)

Tim: "Okay my turn now. Um? Okay."

Tim: "I smoked on top of the Wayne Enterprises building with Jason, I stabbed myself the first time Dad tried to teach me how to use daggers, and I slept last night."

Dick/Damian: "Last one."

Dick: "I was literally there when you stabbed yoursel-"

Damian: "We've all smoked with Jason on the Wayne Enterprises building, like come on."

Dick/Tim: . . .

Dick: "Okay my turn."

Dick: "I graffitied the bat signal when I was twelve, I crashed the batmobile and blamed it on Jason but he was killed like two weeks later so I never forgave myself, and I'm allergic to kiwis."

Damian/Tim: "...?"

Dick: "Oh wait shit-"

Damian: "...They're all true aren't they?"

Jason, jumping out from under the couch: "I FUCKING TOLD HIM IT WAS YOU!!!"

Dick: "HOW LONG WE'RE YOU UNDER THERE??"

[shyjusticewarrior]

Bruce and Dick having the same reaction to Jason taking the batmobiles' wheels

[could-be-a-batmobile]

Could be a Batmobile

[actuallyredrobin]

*leans on batmobile seductively* i embezzled this bad boy.

[missingnightwingsmullet]

happy halloween…i guess

[freddie-77-ao3]

canon is wrong, the Batmobile is actually a school bus that’s been spray painted black so that it can fit all of Bruce Wayne’s bajillion children.

[rrrick]

[fflittermouse]

DC confirms that the bat cave is just part of a really huge cave system, and that’s just how Batman gets around without people seeing him. Some people question how nobody else has discovered the batcave if this is true, but it /is/ Gotham - there’s a man eating pseudo crocodile and a zombie in the sewers. Would you risk it?