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Jonathan and Steve walked into Robin's uncle's house where Nancy, Vickie, and Robin were waiting for them.

Jonathan: For the last time, you're not naming it "Bopper!"

Steve: *scowling* I don't see why the hell not.

Jonathan: Because it's a ridiculous name for it!

Robin: What does he want to name?

Jonathan: *Blushing* He wants to name my - you know. . .

Nancy: *laughs* Your dick?

Robin: Oh my god! Is that what you've been talking about eating?! I thought you found the recipe after trying to figure it out since they discontinued them. Steve Harrington, you've been proudly talking about eating Jonathan's dick! I swear to God, I'm going to kill you! We never need code words for sex before why would -

Vickie: It's okay, Steve. Robin and Nancy won't let me name their boobs either.

Steve: You get me. God, I missed you.

Jonathan: I don't care if you name it. Just not that. It rhymes with Hopper.

Steve: Oh. . .oh, shit, yeah, no, definitely not then.

Robin: By the way, from how much you talked about it, you've gone down on Jonathan a lot.

Steve: *scoffed* I like taking care of my man.

Robin: Oh, like I don't like taking care of my girlfriends. I have two! Two!

Jonathan, Vickie, and Nancy watched as the two best friends bickered.

Nancy: *laughing* That didn't last long.

Jonathan: Why do they have to make it a competition to see who's the better partner?

Nancy: Don't you know, Jonathan? We fell in love with crazy people.

Vickie: *giggling* We wouldn't have it any other way, though.

The three continued to watch the two argue, this time with fond smiles on her faces.

Nah, my brain has to stop coming up with more ships for me to enjoy. Why are they mostly poly? I was just sitting in bed thinking. . .well, if not Vickie with Robin and Nancy. . .if in this scenario Nancy stayed single or stayed with Jonathan. . .what if Vickie liked the fact that Robin brought Steve on their dates because Vickie also liked Steve? With Robin and both staying platonic, of course, what if Vickie dated both of them? Hm, kind of like the idea of Robin and Steve sharing a girlfriend. Of course, then I think about Robin and Steve sharing Nancy. . .then I think about Jonathan. Of course, that leads me to thinking about Steve with Jonathan. Then that, of course leads me to thinking about all five of them together living in Philly as a polycule with Robin only dating the women. It all started because Vickie had a sex dream where they took turns eating her out on her birthday. She's rambling about it and that it's completely unfair that she's surrounded by very attractive people. She loves all of them and Robin, too but she doesn't want to mess anything up. Lol, it's a mess up in my brain. I think the common denominator is that I love Vickie.

I'm choosing to believe that Nancy had so much chemistry with all of her friends that they didn't know who to put her with so they left it open to an ambiguous polycule. Vickie would have been another person she had great chemistry with, and another person added to their impossible choice. It's not their fault Nancy's so great. ❤️