#therapy jokes

[fella-lovin-fella]

[agirlnamedbone]

new therapist: so what brings you here today me: well, shame is sharp and my skin gives so easy :/

[jadeinretrogrde]

[the-potato-slayer]

[lucky-numberme]

jumpscared my therapist with my music taste today

[ID: a four panel comic between OP and their therapist in an office. In Panel 1, the therapist sits in her chair, smiling gently. In Panel 2, OP reclines on the floor in front of the chair, gesturing enthusiastically. Dialogue is between the two panels. OP says "My mood's better than ever, I got to see my favorite artist live!" Therapist asks "What's their name?" OP says "the Narcissist Cookbook!" Panel 3 is a wide shot of the whole office, both characters in profile on opposite sides. Above the therapist's head are distress lines and she is saying (italicized) "... narcissist?" OP is frozen, small shock lines above their head. Beneath the therapist is a label reading "therapist" and an arrow pointing to her. Beneath OP is a label reading "already contains 3-5 mental illnesses" and an arrow pointing to them. Panel 4 is a close-up on the therapist's face. Her hands are folded in front of her mouth and her brows are furrowed, eyes wide. Above her is an expression indicator reading "*concern*" and next to her is a blurred ghost of the same expression. Distress lines surround her. End ID]

[sharkinatimeloop]

Therapists only want one thing and it's fucking discussing

[artofkhaos404]

Therapy is not enough.

I NEED TO BITE PEOPLE.

[zippyzstuff]