frankly dear incorrect quotes because these losers have infected my brain
long post ahead (i got carried away and made more than i meant to lmao)
Eddie: Talk dirty to me~
Frank: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Eddie: Wha-
Frank: The economy is in shambles.
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Frank: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.
Eddie: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.
Frank, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.
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Frank: Are you trying to seduce me?
Eddie: Why, are you seducible?
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Eddie: Do you want to know your gay name
Frank: My... my gay name?
Eddie: Yeah, it's your first name-
Frank: Haha. Very funny Eddie-
Eddie: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Frank: Oh- oh my god.
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Eddie: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Frank: Okay.
Eddie: And make out during the scary parts.
Frank: Th-
Frank: The scary parts.
Frank: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Eddie: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Frank: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Eddie: I said within reason, Frank. How about I murder that guy?
Frank: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Eddie: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
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Eddie: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Frank: You always act stupid.
Frank:
Frank: Wait...
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Frank: I fell—
Eddie: From heaven?
Frank: No, I literally fell—
Eddie: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Frank: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Eddie: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Frank: Eddie and I are no longer dating.
Eddie: Frank, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.
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Frank: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Eddie: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Frank: But you’re always acting stupid?
Eddie: ...
Eddie: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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Frank: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Eddie: It was autocorrect.
Frank: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Eddie: Yes.
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Frank: Did it hurt when you fell-
Eddie: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Frank: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Eddie: ...
Frank: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Eddie: Frank is playing hard to get.
Eddie: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Eddie: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Frank: Aww-
Eddie: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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Frank: Goodnight to the love of my life, Eddie, and fuck the rest of y'all.
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Eddie: I think I'm falling for you.
Frank: Then get up.
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Frank: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
Eddie: Oh. We're going out?
Frank: Wh...
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Frank: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Eddie: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Frank: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Eddie: Do you love me?
Frank: We’re literally married.
Eddie: Yeah, but as friends or—
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Eddie: Hey, Frank, what do you think it would be like if we had kids?
Frank: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly.
Eddie: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it?
Frank: Can't really say I have.
Eddie: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes.
Frank: Sorry, Eddie. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
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Eddie: I’m in love with you.
Frank: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Eddie: I know.
Frank: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

















