#tim wayne

[damisaybats]

pulling up to big brother's apt w no warning

[non-binary-lil-star]

Tim, age 14, hanging out with his civilian friends as their school day ends when he sees Dick coming to pick him up

Tim: Oh, shoot- Guys my brothers here, I gotta go

Ariana: Who is he?

Callie: You have a brother?

Tim: Yeah hes just coming up on his bike, there

Ives: THAT'S your brother?? Dude that bike is so fucking cool!!!

Tim: Yeah, hes also a gymnast, he can pull some pretty sick moves!

Callie: How did we not know you had a brother??

Ariana: Do you think he'd teach us gymnastics? My aunt always says i should try ballet, gymnastics pair well with it

Tim: Maybe! I'll talk to him. He's super chill tho, im sure he'd teach us. He's like cool, but chill

Callie: No, but really, weren't you an only child??

Tim: Okay, bye guys, see you tomorrow!

Dick: Oh were those your friends?

Tim: Yeah! They thought your bike was cool. Don't worry, i told them you're actually super lame :)

Dick:

[ramen8008]

Everyone assumes that Jason and Damian are the feral and insane ones of Bruce's boys while Tim and Dick are the normal sane nice ones.

Bruce knows better.

Sure Jason and Damian will threaten to chop off fingers and heads and won't hesitate to see that threat through.

Sure Bruce would prefer less blood stains to be washed off their uniforms but at least it's not theirs. Plus they can act insane and walk in guns blazing, katana ready because they know they can handle it. They are better at it than anyone else.

Bruce doesn't have to worry much about their personal safety, they're not really harming themselves.

But Tim and Dick? They're insane.

There's absolutely batshit (ha) crazy. Have no sense of self preservation and they will walk in guns blazing, grenade ready with weapons they discovered 2 minutes ago.

Dick and Tim can't patrol together. It's forbidden for everyone's sake.

Dick once licked a drug from poison ivy's plants and Tim let him. And then did the same.

Tim wanted to study the effects of Gotham bay water and Dick volunteered. They both ended up hospitalized.

They decided to break into area 51 and were severely disappointed so they left a bunch of fake signals on their radar and a cardboard alien cut out.

They've made villains cry using bad puns and access to their search history.

Dick and Tim were called on a mission and grouped together by the other heroes since Batman wasn't around to stop them.

The mission was a success. Dick learned how to differentiate between hallucinations and real people in a fight, and exactly why alien narcotics are not for the weak, Tim learned all of the heroes secrets, and a new way to break a bone.

These two are menaces. They have nothing protecting them, and despite Bruce's many tries, nothing stopping them.

[eros-telesse]

Tim : Bruce has put me in charge of training today. I've prepared detailed training sheets and I expect you all at 2 pm sharp. So don't be late or I'll slice your throat! *Laugh*

Jason : You don't have to fake laugh. We know you mean it.

Tim deadpan : Good.

Duke : ... Scary.

[ascribesstory]

(My headcannon on the BatFam's poison resistance)

Jason and Damian are playing a game where they test each others resistance to poisons while the others make bets.

Dick: So we're all in agreement about Damian winning? Jason: No loyalty. Duke: I bet on you Jason Jason: Then you're gonna lose lol.

While they're talking Bruce just... mixes all of them together and downs the concoction.

Bruce: I've had vodka stronger than this.

Everyone is horrified except Alfred, who watched Bruce do this a hundred times when he first finished his training as a 'party trick' and already placed his bet on Bruce.

[chaoticbatfam]

dick: *laughing* yeah, having three siblings---two older kids and two younger kids---gets pretty funny sometimes, y'know? its like, less four siblings and more two civilized beings and their demonic pets. we're constantly defending the actions of your own demonic pet to each other. like, someone'll leave the toilet seat up. i'll be talking to jason and he'll say, "Damian left the toilet seat up" all grumpy, right? and i'll be like, "dami would never do such a thing! it was totally tim." and jason'll get all pissed, saying tim would never be so uncivilized, while i point out that dami has never left a toilet seat up in his life, and we go back and forth for a while making cases for our little bros that arent' even there. then, in the end, turns out bruce did it or some shit. that's what it's like horrified reporter who just asked what having so many siblings is like: *gapes*

[spicy-apple-pie]

He's just a little confused okay??

Commission Info / Kofi (members get comics a week early)

[adhara2034]

I have a headcanon that whenever Tim has a devious, manic, absolutely bad shit insane plan, he introduced the plan with a laugh, a glint in his eyes and a wide ass smile as he says, "I've got a plan"

Everyone knows what it means, and they know that when it happens, they will have committed a few warcrimes by the end of the day.

They live in fear.

Except Jason, though, he thinks the plans are great. He sees Tim's smile and fucking celebrates because fucking finally he'll allow me to use my rocket-launcher.