#tiny eah

[swanonymous]

Ok so someone definitely died off screen because of that, right?

[eremorte]

Badwolf’s graduation day

So recently I’ve been thinking about the last episode of ever after high. Specifically the scene where Professor Badwolf warns his daughters about being too obvious about their heritage/relationship, and then follows up with

“Until graduation our family must remain secret.”

This makes no sense to me. What is he still worried about?

At this point in the series the Story Book of Legends is revealed to be a macguffin that is more symbolic than anything as if his family exsisting for roughly two decades wasn’t enough proof (I’m including his relationship with Red in this).

What, pray tell, changes for Ramona and Cerise between that argument and graduation? I’m sure the radical youth of ever after royalty will probably write a few new laws in place to be more just (or the commoners demand it) but ultimately it’s the same rule book pre/post graduation day.

Cerise has been at school the whole time and has befriended a lot of people (list below) despite her supposedly withdrawn persona. (Which I imagine is more a product of familial conditioning than what she would be like if she was allowed to breath) including literal royalty which should have an impact on how safe her family is if they were to every travel outside of the dark forest.

In no particular order Cerise has befriended🫂/cordial with 😊/knows her family secret 🐺 with the following:

Raven queen 👑🫂🐺

Cedar wood🫂

Madeline hatter 🫂🐺 (and her dad)

Lizzie hearts 👑😊 (spring unsprung)

Hunter huntsman 😊

The charming trio 👑😊🫂 (Darling and Daring both have a respect for Cerise and their own reasons to sympathize with her cause. Dexter would be fine regardless of how cannon the cerise and the beast book is)

Briar beauty 👑😊 (diaries)

Rosabella beauty 👑🫂 (doll box)

Ginger breadhouse 🫂 (doll box)

Jillian beanstalk 🫂 (Doll box)

Tiny 😊 (also the fee fi go fum deal has me believing that he knows Cerise’s secret but doesn’t say anything)

Kitty Cheshire 😊🐺 (I remember photos from epic winter which make them out to be friends, but like ehhh)

dishonorable mention: Blondie lockes 😊 (diaries and epic winter).

Idk how widely spread out everyone is due to the show not elaborating on what the kingdom borders are (if mentioned in the books I have since forgotten) but that shouldn’t matter much. And while Badwolf and Cerise might not get the chance to catch up all that much I’m pretty sure he’d be aware of at least Raven, Cedar Rosabella, and Ginger. Raven has a lot of power behind her and would be willing to go to bat for Cerise if for whatever reason some other royal Royalty has control over hood hollow and wanted to be petty and cruel about the hood/Badwolf union.

Why would they really need to care that much about all the other kingdoms knowing? Are they known to be this unhinged? This line also implies to me that the events of Unfairest of them (book) all haven’t happened in the show which is fine I don’t remember that many events from the series I am aware of discrepancies between cannon and IMO show wins out. But if they had they begrudgingly accept Cerise and Ramona.

The last obstacle I can think of is Milton. But that man fell into obsolescence that Spirng Unsprung if not Thronecoming he doesn’t appear to make anymore threats about destiny though I understand if his presence still holds weight.

I also refuse to believe that the events of way too wonderland SBOL being split up weren’t broadcast absolutely everywhere.

The only reason I can think of is selfish preparation on part of both red and badwolf. Like they can’t adjust their plans or badwolf is planning to quit his job and they all plan to move somewhere else. (In the event show cannon wouldn’t have lined up with book cannon regarding hood hollow acceptance) Or maybe it’s connected to why Ramona got sent to the reform school?

if there are any details I missed or someone has an answer I’d be glad to hear it.

Edit: 3/19

Reread Unfairest of Them All specifically the section(s) on Hood Hollow and I was partially right. The family is kinda just waiting for Badwolf to feel confident enough to show off his family.

"I could loose my job for going off script, but even worse your mother and I could be banished along with you."-Badwolf (Chapter 8)

EXCUSE ME? His fears are valid even after the basket run trial but the guilt trip? Wouldn't it be better if all three of you went instead of just Cerise? And Cerise is completely fine with it. Red says nothing does she agree with him? She was crying her eyes out at the idea of her daughter dying by mob a few sentences ago.

[ara270904]

My cousin and I were talking yesterday I think and she said something about a super crack ship, Daring x Tiny and I was like "WTF with you? You're trying to kill Daring?" because I really don't think that could work and then when we were watching a bit of Epic Winter (we don't like it very much but it is what it is) and she said something like Beast Daring is bigger so he could be with Tiny and I was like "???".

Yeah, we're in our EAH phase again and we like to talk about it like how my cousin like saying that Daring's Latin Spanish dub voice sounds like gay, or when we were putting up the Christmas tree and she said "Daring" when she introduced the last part of the three parts of the tree.

We also talked about how unfair it is that Chase Redford only appeared in Way to Wonderland, and that she says that Chase is her husband, but she also likes Dexter Charming obviously, also that every time Darling comes out or we talk about her my cousin says "your wife" or I say "my wife" or "Charming's sister" or D. Charming and then saying "which of all?"

Because after Dexter wrote a poem to Raven signed D. Charming we didn't let it go and we joked saying "D. Charming" and then "which one?"

Nobody knows me, or I hope so, so it's so silly to talk about the silly things I talk about with my cousin.

Yeah

[lovelyllamasblog]

Jillian Beanstalk 🫘

Daughter of Jack Beanstalk

Birthday: December 9

Star Sign: Sagittarius ♐

Jack and the Beanstalk

Rebel

[gentle-giant-swag]

Tiny propaganda masterpost

He is literally the definition of gentle giant.

straight up I remember how he is this really soft spoken character who’s so tall we don’t even see his face. He can hold an average sized character in his hand and crush them, but he would never! Because he’s nice!

Round 1 battle

Round 2 battle

[gumjester]

list of eah students that can execute a flawless death drop

briar

daring

hopper for some reason

humphrey but he can only do it once because it would kill him

justine

tiny but the casualties would be uncountable so he avoids it

duchess

sparrow because duchess taught him

lizzie

cedar

[artisgonnabeok]

Ever After High's Most Interesting Ship.

is Jillian x Tiny because unlike most not only does it have "Destined Rivals" paired up together, But it also has Rebel x Rebel (which,when both are in the same story makes it interesting.) But also ......Jillian's father killed his parents.

Also the ship could literally save Tiny's life.

[lizzieehearts]

i don't know if this has been explained in the books or not i need to reread them but

where does tiny sleep??? do they have a special room in the castle? do they sleep outside? do they just go back up the beanstalk for the night? i must know this