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tony and clint goofing around for @avengerscompound ♡
buy me a ko-fi and get a sketch!
“(CLINT GETTING REJECTED THO, RIP CLINTTONY AHAHSAKJSAKJAS)”
God how mad would ClintTony make Steve? Clint is already Steve’s annoying little brother figure, imagine!! Like, your annoying brother figure gets together with your longtime crush/maybe-ex/soulmate?!?? How could you get out of bed in the morning??? And the shenanigans ClintTony get up to and the bad luck that befalls them both. I can totally see them as like, aromantic to each other FWB, they hang out and make out sometimes while watching bad TV and then the apartment catches fire thru NO fault of their own and they have to go crash at Steve’s lol.
Please imagine a scenario of Tony proposing to Clint for purely platonic and monetary reasons because he does care about Clint and Clint needs healthcare lol, and Clint accepting cuz even when they get divorced Clint gets money, and Steve is probably dying and frothing at the mouth because how dare! You use Tony? You use Tony and do not treasure Tony when he lets you kiss him?? Jail. Jail for Clint. Also for Tony for bad taste.
Nat literally spends the 2 weeks ClintTony are “dating” stalking Steve to make sure he doesn’t go do something stupid and she tranqs him every time he gets to close
Honestly, any relationship that Tony has that isn't with Steve makes him mad, lbr (ex: the first time Tonyjan dated) but I think Clint bagging Tony would just send him snapping, even if it's mainly platonic because NO ONE CAN HAVE HIM BUT ME. And when he finds out it's all a ploy, he's just........angry (and embarrassed because he went overboard lmao). I remember I read a Stevetony fic where Steve assumes that Clint and Tony are dating and he was a jealous mess, lmfao.
Tonyclint would be cool. They'd definitely be disasters together. I feel like we don't get much of their relationship as we should (or maybe I haven't been reading the right stuff). But AA!Tonyclint's relationship is so good, especially when Clint sided with Tony during Stevetony's divorce.
But honestly, this panel will forever live rent free in my mind. Tonyclint was superior for this (the best part of it all is that this is during the Commander Rogers' era so Steve and Tony are definitely in their awkward exes/enemies era):
Also, Nat just being done with all of these idiots but having to deal with Steve's dumb ass is hilarious. But honestly, she'll probably just have Sharon drag his ass away every time his jealousy gets the better of him.
Clint and Tony shenanigans are back again
Made for @tonystarkbingo T4 - Flight [Card#3031 | Trashcanakin] & @clintbartonbingo I4 - Flying
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Demon/Angel, "Forbidden Love" AU of sorts.
Pairing: [616] IronHawk | Rating: Gen | Warnings: None
For the fluffy prompts 099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?" And Clint x Tony
“Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?” Clint asks, barging into Tony’s workshop. “I think I should’ve received an invitation!”
“I...” Tony is lost for words. “Are you serious?! Why would you be invited?”
“Because you invited everyone else!”
“Yes, because I’m expecting gifts from them. Are you going to give me a gift?”
“Ridiculous, of course not,” Clint scoffs. “Maybe a spatula.”
“We have six.”
“Then make it seven! Like the rainbow!”
“Two are yellow.”
“Then I’ll buy two and we give the second yellow to Bruce. He likes yellow.”
“I suppose you’re right,” Tony says. “But still. You’re not getting an invitation.”
“Why not?!”
Tony elects to ignore this question and instead puts away his tools for the day.
“You can’t ignore me for forever!”
“Watch me,” Tony says. “You know why you wouldn’t be invited.”
They get up to the kitchen, still bickering. Natasha and Thor look on, amused at Clint’s gestures and Tony’s pointed looks.
“What are you arguing about this time?” Thor asks. “Hopefully you’re still not on the salami question.”
“Do not bring up salami,” Clint reprimands sharply. “I cannot begin to think about that dark time in history.”
“It wasn’t history, it was two days ago,” Natasha adds. “But answer the question.”
“Tony says he obviously wouldn’t give me a wedding invitation if he was ever married,” Clint says, pouting. “And I think I deserve to go. I’m really good at parties!”
“True, he is free entertainment,” Thor adds.
“The only clown who works for free and knows about it,” Natasha solemnly states. Tony laughs.
“But why not me?” Clint whines. “Why wouldn’t I get an invitation?! You said you’d give Justin Hammer one, and you hate him!”
“The groom doesn’t get an invitation,” Tony says, giving Clint a peck on the cheek. “And as far as I know, I’m not dating anyone else besides you, am I?”
Clint nods, almost sheepishly.
“You didn’t.”
“To be completely fair, this week’s been an off week.”
“No, oh my god.”
There’s a video of Tony yelling in the kitchen as he starts making his lunch.
“I can’t believe--”
“How could you FORGET ME? YOUR BOYFRIEND?!”
“WE WENT PUMPKIN PICKING TOGETHER LAST WEEK!”
“I gave you roses last week too!”
Clint is sitting at the table, eating grapes as Tony gestures wildly, chewing some almonds.
“In my defense, your type is moron. You should’ve expected this.”
“You forgot we were dating!”
It becomes a trending video, with people doing exaggerated videos with the audio, and the kids having great fun recreating it. It doesn’t escape the teenage superheroes, who tend to recreate it while fighting. (Iron Man doesn’t appreciate it, but Hawkeye laughs every time, so it’s a win-win.)
bully
“you know, the view’s kinda nice up here, when you can see everything,” tony mumbles, a rock in his hand squeezed so tight his knuckles whiten. when it throws it, it flies all the way to the bleachers, hitting them with a loud clang.
“usually is when you’re up high,” clint says, and when he comes up behind tony it’s to hand another rock to him. “here you can get away, from... everything you need to - bullies, assignments, parents, or, y’know, dumb jocks like me.”
but tony doesn’t pull his hand away, the endzone they’re aiming at where his eyes are as he laughs a little, saying, “well, i don’t want to get away from you.”