me: nat. study. s t u d y. nat.
my brain: yeah well but WHAT if they were roonmates! and billy gets a piercing on his tongue and then on his nipple and then on his dick and steve's cool ok? he doesn't like billy (hahah no. don't look at him like that. he doesn't. they're BEST FRIENDS for god's sake!) but steve's dick? ohhh steve's dick is a completely independent entity. and steve's dick is interested. steve's dick is obsessed. and steve wouldn't. wouldn't ever. (because they're BEST FRIENDS!) but sometimes steve's dick knocks him unconscious and then takes reign and then steve's pinching billy's nipple as a joke (a BEST FRIENDS joke) and billy bats his hand away and calls him an asshole but billy flushes all over and steve's dick fucking giggles and uh. uh. steve— maybe steve's not that cool.
and so ain't i 'cause now i gotta ad this shit to the writing list












