Trace: *upside down on a couch that is somehow in the batcave* You know
Tim: *next to them, laying over the edge of the couches arm* hmmmm?
Trace: You don't even need a spleen, I don't know why everyone got all freaked out about not having one
Tim: wha-?
Trace: Like *waves hands wildly* it filters blood and fights pathogens and stuff. But the liver and other organs can do a lot of that stuff. You just need to take so many antibiotics, and you'll be fine!
Tim: ...
Trace: ...Tim
Tim: *pointedly avoiding their gaze*
Trace: You motherfucker
Duke: *has been here the whole time sitting on the other end of the couch* Tim doesn't have a spleen?
Trace and Tim: *looks at him in that combined way that only horror movie twins do*
Trace: Oh, that's right. You weren't there when everyone else found out.
Duke: Yeah, I wasn't. How do you lose a spleen?
Tim: Losing means i was able to put up a fight about it. It was taken from me.
Trace: Yeah, I like to think Ras keeps it in a jar somewhere. Probably near his bed so he can say, "Goodnight, Detective. Till we meet again."
Tim: That's freaky
Duke: You seem cooler now that you have one less organ. Maybe I should lose and organ..?
Tim: Despite popular opinion, the League of Assassin's has a pain-free operation streak. Cons: You're knocked out during it, and they keep your organ.
Trace: Don't lose an organ, Duke. It's not worth it. Tim is a horrible influence.
Jason: *has also been here the whole time. He's the one that brought the couch in* i love this, but I also hate it. I'm taking my couch, get off.
Tim, Duke, and Trace: *collective groaning*