#tsuande

[narutostale]

So if anyone says you shipping Jiraiya with Tsunade is wrong

Welp...

[leporvox]

Katsuyu the symbiotic . The slug divided to the size of a cells and merges with its host , becoming their cells. Granting their the abilities and durability of Katsuya and biological immortality.

[senjutsunade]

Now onto crack no jutsu;

Tsunade: [drunk and raging]: Your mother, once she found out about my crush on Sakumo senpai, what does she do? Being the evil creature she was, starts dating him!! Such treachery!!

Kakashi: .....

Two sake bottles later

Tsunade: [sobbing now] But that doesn't mean she should have gone off and died!!! Didn't she know how much I needed her? No one has been able to do my hair well since! How dare she abandon me!!!

30 minutes later

Kakashi: [awkwardly patting Tsunade's head, who is for some reason clinging to his leg like a Koala] Tsunade-sama please stop crying. I'll learn how she did your hair (liar - doesn't even fix is own hair). And can you let go of my leg please…I lost all feeling in it 15 minutes ago…

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When you get too deep into head canons - @konohagakurekakashi

[crows-and-cookies]

New headcacnnon: Gai is actually apart of a mlm (verging on cult) and he spent all of his jonin paychecks on the green jumpsuits (first level buy-in). He’s desperate to move up to the next level and be let in the cult, but Kakashi sees through the whole thing and fights against him trying to involves the students at every turn. Kakashi has been trying to get him out of the cult for years but Gai can only think of the 120 boxes of jumpsuits that crowd his apartment. Everyone once in a while the other jonins and students all join together and try to have an intervention. ‘This is madness’ they say, gesturing to the couch made of cardboard boxes covered with jumpsuits he’s sprawled on and the green pillows he’s made of jumpsuits. ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about’ Gai says, propping his feet up on a coffee table made of boxes full of jumpsuits. ‘Lee, don’t you agree with me?’ He asks. ‘Don’t you drag Lee any further into this!’ Sakura cries. Yamato and Sakura lead a sobbing Lee out, and Tenten stakes out his apartment and has to stop him from going back to Gai’s later. Kakashi is genuinely at his wits end until Tsuande steps in and dispatches an ANBU unit (with Kakashi pulled out of retirement, of course) to go destroy all of the jumpsuits. Yamato and Genma go and shake down the mlm contract holder, and once he agrees to let Gai free of his debt, they let Sai and Sakura run him out of town.

The mission goes perfectly and though Gai is distraught, and they can all breathe easy. Until Gai discovers essential oils 2 weeks later.

[everynarusaku]

Enter Tsunade

[teleportationmagic]

AU where the Warring States period never ended, and Sakura ends up the Senju heir because Tsunade doesn’t want the position and she wants a kid even less, so the random twelve year old she kidnaps off the streets would be fine, right?

Sakura disagrees, and disagrees strongly, but at the same time, she can’t exactly turn her down because it’s Tsunade so she spends a month trying to pull herself out of the position with politeness and requests and very many “I thank you ma’am, but - ”s and sees exactly zero success

[naruto-shipping-confessions]

[dokuhebi]

There’s a good reason why I find the Boruto fandom so much more wholesome and welcoming than the Naruto fandom and it starts with people using the tags for character fan pages to spread anti posts and hate instead of the intended purpose. 

Listen up Naruto fandom!

The Sannin in particular, have more posts in their individual tags that are merely ridiculing/mocking the characters themselves and the fans who like or ‘stan’ them, than there is content of fanart, fanwork and development ideas. Personally, I feel if you’re going to write a hate rant, don’t tag the character you’re hating on, it just means your spamming the fans dash with negativity. Seriously. If you want to vilify fictional characters as if they’re actually out there causing harm, why not tag it only with #anti-Tsunade or #anti-Orochimaru. Why not leave the actual character tags alone so that the fans can enjoy their content? We don’t need fandom wars. People have enough going on in their lives to be able to enjoy their respective faves. I keep unfollowing all the tags with my favourite characters because this blatant tomfoolery. I don’t follow Tsunade’s tag because I want to see some basement dweller tell me that her addictions make her a horrible person, or that she will never live up to Jiraiya and Orochimaru when she’s been stated to be their level. I don’t want to follow the Jiraiya tag and see some bored and delusional sleaze tell me he didn’t do enough for the orphans (Naruto and Ame), that he should have done more, or was a bad influence, or should be shamed for the comic relief role he played when we all know the series is not western and may be offish to western viewers with differing culture norms and tropes. I don’t follow the Orochimaru tag because I want someone forcing their bias opinions down my throat, telling me they’re evil or don’t deserve to reform, or that I am a heathen for liking them. That no matter how much we see regarding their ambitions stemming from a place of equal hurt to other adored fan favourites (Madara/Obito/Pein), Oro wronged the untouchable main protagonists so to hell with them. Fans follow the tags of these characters. Don’t post your anti posts here. Take it somewhere else. Or better yet, why not follow your own favourites? Why not use that time making the fandom hostile and unbearable to rather bring life and light to the ones you love? Here’s an example of another ‘love to hate’ fan favourite, I want the Sakura tag to be filled with artwork of her, I want the good of her character posted about, and where there could be improvement? Tell us your take on the story to shine a more flattering light on her and give her that justice. Don’t dismantle her. Don’t demolish her. Don’t hold her to higher expectations than the male characters and then accuse the series of making her ‘rubbish’. There’s lots to love in her. Look at those factors, take them, and help bring her character out if you feel something was lacking. Be tasteful. Be classy. Be adults. You don’t have to like any of these characters, no one gets hurt if you don’t, but there is never a need to publish your anti posts in fans faces. All it does it create a rise out of the ones who want to defend them, or forces other fans to just up and leave if the effort isn’t worth it.  It’s incredibly tiring to work up the guts to follow some of my favourite characters then unfollow the tag a mere week later because the fandom is having more fun trashing fans and the characters alike. Just enjoy it, we could really use more positivity on this site than negativity. You can express yourself, you can even express the hate if you really want to, but it becomes obvious you’re just trying to wound and shame fans of these characters when you ensure every name tag is there. It would be less effort to not tag the character, then your followers know your opinion, the anti’s know your opinion, but the fans are spared the chore of being tossed in to your courtroom as if they owe you an explanation for their interests. We don’t. We never have. Gentle reminder, these fictional characters are not hurting anyone, your actions to name and shame the very real people who seek some kind of joy from these fictional characters, is hurting someone. You could make someones day just by not spoiling it, remember that.