1A 10 year reunion
Baku: wassup bitches!
Denki: here he comes, blasty, with his rock hard boyfriend
Kiri: *shows ring* husband
Denki: you're married?
Baku: you were there at the wedding
Kiri: you were my best man.
Denki: oh yeah
Deku: hey guys!
Kiri: midoribro! How are ya!
Deku: I'm great thanks!
Mina: is it true?
Deku: is what true?
Mina: the rumours about you and Todoroki? Did you get engaged??
Deku: oh yeah we did *shows ring*
Kiri: is that a diamond?
Baku: he has no taste
Deku: Kirishima proposed to you with a ringpop..
Baku: it was romantic and cherry flavoured..
Kiri: aww thanks baby
Baku: but who cares now? I've got a gold ring on my finger to let the whole world know I'm married
Todo: I'm sure your loud mouth is doing that just fine
Deku: Shoto! There you are!
Todo: sorry I was just talking to Uraraka, apparently her and Tsu are dating? I had no idea..
Baku: They have been since 3rd year?
Todo: oh.
Deku: well it's good to see you guys again, especially you Kacchan. I haven't seen you since graduation.
Baku: 10 years and I still don't miss you.
Kiri: don't listen to him, he loves you very much. You're brothers!
Deku: I've been meaning to talk to you about that..
Baku: what?
Deku: remember how your dad sadly passed away a few years ago?
Baku: yeah, poor old man. Had a heart attack outta now where, he didn't make it. I miss him.
Kiri: aww baby..
Deku: your mom remarried, last week
Baku: she fucking what? And she didn't tell me? Who? Who is it?
Deku: my mom..
Baku: no
Deku: yes
Todo: so that means..
Kiri: Katsuki! You have a brother!
Baku: Nooooo!!!!
