Mar 6, 2022
My fav thing is providing factual information to idiots on FB and watching them scramble to make an argument… half the time it leads to them calling me a brainless skeleton which makes zero sense but it’s fine 🥰
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My fav thing is providing factual information to idiots on FB and watching them scramble to make an argument… half the time it leads to them calling me a brainless skeleton which makes zero sense but it’s fine 🥰
"Patton's weakness: tech"
have you met your birth parents?
I have met and have regular contact with my birthmom and have seen her multiple times (almost every birthday she attends and i have spent weeks with her), my birthdad, i spoke to briefly on facebook, but i have never met him in person
So was anyone gonna tell me the Elsa-Dragon movie comes out on my birthday or was I supposed to learn that on Facebook myself
* Season 1 of The Good Place. Michael gives everyone a phone *
Eleanor: *scrolls for hours when she wakes up * Wait, shirt, am I depressed?
Chidi: * accidentally reads Facebook arguments * Two good friends are fighting, who do I side with? Do I have to side? Is any side actually correct? Am I morally obligated to butt in when they're both so wrong? What if they are both right? What if I'm the one who is wrong?
Tahani: *gets left on read* Hehe, I'm *voice crack* fine! Really!
Jason: *constantly on phone running into things cuz he doesn't look where he is going* Forking shirt, that hurts!
*Michael evilly laughs in the distance*
Um no... Remus is a Reddit user, Virgil is tumblr, Janus is Twitter, Patton is Facebook, Roman is Pinterest, and Logan is LinkedIn
why would REMUS be the reddit user? how can you look at that man and NOT think he matches the chaotic nature of tumblr? and janus would obviously be instagram, your takes are bad
Last June I posted a happy pride message on Facebook to piss off my relatives, but this year facebook has removed the pride flag background :(
Ah :( fuck facebook
Wait, FACEBOOK'S a trigger?
Yep, see there's this thing called trauma, and sometimes it makes seemingly random and small things very upsetting for certain people :)))))