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Can you please do Papyrus and Sans (and their underfell and under swap versions) reacting to an so who likes to bite as a sign of affection?

I love the thought of them just trying to go about their day and then chomp

UT, UF, and US skeles with an S/O who bites to show affection

Undertale:

Sans:

PLEASE warn him before you do this the first time because he will 100% freeze up if he isn't prepared for it

After he knows why you're doing it though, Sans can't stop himself from laughing at it

He appreciates it that you get so overwhelmed by your affection for him that you can't show it in any way but biting him, but he's going to teasingly offer other, less startling ways to express it

Kisses? He can do those. Picking him up and spinning him around? He can handle that. Biting him? Now he might playfully scold you for catching you off guard

Once he's used to it a little more, he learns to pick up the signs of an incoming bite - and he'll absolutely try to make jokes and puns to throw you off

Papyrus:

After his initial shock passes, it very quickly becomes a competition to see who can out-do each other with over the top affection

Papyrus grabs your face and rubs his all over it in the best approximation of a kiss he can manage, all while laughing the entire time

He might offhandedly compare you to the royal guard dogs who have tried to take off with his bone attacks, but anyone can see the playfulness in his eyesockets

It startles him every single time that you bite him out of the blue, but every single time it ends in him gushing about how much he loves you too

Underfell:

Red:

Oh boy have you opened up a whole can of worms by doing this

Red will very quickly see it as a challenge to see who can bite harder, and believe me when I say that he will win that little battle

It gives him a good laugh every single time you chomp down on him out of the blue, and no matter when or where it is, he makes sure to return the favor with equal eagerness

His teeth are sharper than most, which usually ends in some minor accidents, but he will always always make sure to clean up any blood and make it up to you in some way or another

The go to is usually a trip to Grillby's with the promise that you'll be allowed to get everything you could possible want

However, neither of you are surprised in the slightest when he takes a good few bites of everything you get, saying that he has to make sure it's up to his standards

Edge:

The first time you do this to him, it startles him so badly that he lets out the most undignified shriek he's ever made in his life

He'll scold you while his cheekbones are practically glowing red with that flush of magic you adore

While he doesn't scream after that first time, it flusters him so so much every time you bite him

Despite how much he claims to hate it, you never see him actually try to stop you, but you do see the way he lowers himself down to your level to make it easier for you to reach whenever he picks up on the signs that you're about to bite

It isn't uncommon for him to very quickly speed off to clean or train after - his usual way to calm down after something manages to fluster him

Underswap:

Blue:

He immediately freezes up every time it happens, only to break out in a fit of muffled laughter

"IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT CUTENESS AGGRESSION? I KNOW YOU LIKE ME, BUT I DIDN'T KNOW YOU THOUGHT I WAS THAT CUTE!"

No matter how many times you do it, he somehow always knows exactly when you're planing to sneak up on him to chomp and to show him how much you love him

Blue might tease you a little bit by saying that he's not a chewtoy, and might even offer to buy you those little rubber necklaces for you chew on if you really feel need to

Stretch:

He's another one of the skeletons who audibly yelps every time you chomp down on him, but he finds it endearing

You feel so much affection for him that you can't think of any other way to show it but to bite him? Oh, he thinks it's the most adorable thing in the world

If he has the chance, he likes to flop himself on top of you like a very bony weighted blanket, saying that you're in time out

He might carefully bite back to get revenge, but it's never enough to really do anything but tickle an make you laugh

[moderatelymars]

gonna invent a new punctuation mark that's shorter than the hyphen but breaks up words into syllables without requiring as much pause in between speaking each syllable

and then im gonna call it the smouse

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How would the UF, HT(if you right for both of them), and US Bro's deal with an s/o who's really touched starved anc tends to follow them around like a lost puppy/duckling?

UF, US, and HT Brothers' with a Touch Starved S/O

Underfell:

Edge:

Please be patient with him... Edge isn't exactly someone who's accustomed to physical touch being seen as a positive thing

In his underground, the most "affection" given out was typically some kind of fight or something similar as to avoid being seen as weak

But as soon as you're able to convince him that touch doesn't have to be violent, that it doesn't make him weak for accepting and giving it, he makes it his number one goal to give you every bit of affection you want

You want to hold hands? He'll do it. You want to cuddle with him? He'll scoop you up and carry you around with him as he goes about his day, because we all know he isn't the type to sit still for long

While he may be a tad bit reluctant to do anything in public (again, everything in the underground taught him it was a good way to make both of you seem like an easy target) he'll still try to slowly warm up to the idea of holding your hand while out on your daily errands

Red:

Just like every other monster who was raised in the underground, Red is reasonably wary about touch

He's easier to convince than his brother, and as soon as it clicks in his mind that it means he gets to be close to you, he's never going to leave you be

It isn't uncommon for him to hug you from behind while you're going about your day, whether it be chores or otherwise, and you can feel the way he sags against you

Most people wouldn't expect skeletons to weigh all that much, but oh boy is he heavy when he does that. It's usually enough to make you have to stop what you're doing to pry him off of you

Red will usually snag you by the wrist or something to pull you onto the couch while he's lazing about for cuddles - even if he says he's doing it for you more than for him

Out of all of the boys on this list, he's the most smug when it comes to PDA and will show you off to anyone he can

Underswap

Blue:

This poor skeleton never, and I mean never, sits down for more than a few minutes at a time during the day, so good luck convincing him to stay for cuddles

That said, he is all for giving you the affection you're clearly starved for. It doesn't matter if he's busy or if you're both out and about doing things together

He's the type to give you little skeleton kisses all throughout the day, any time and any place

As for you following him around like a lost puppy, Blue would probably think it's the most endearing thing in the world

Even if he's doing things for the royal guard after the monsters have been freed from the underground, he'll always find a way to involve you somehow so you don't feel so awkward just kinda... standing about

After all, the more time he gets to spend with you, the better

Stretch:

Oh boy are you in for a ride, because he's in the exact same boat

While he might be a little too lazy to actually follow you around everywhere you go, he's one of the most affectionate skeles yet

He likes to drag you to the most random places for the two of you to cuddle and nap at, it doesn't matter where

More often than not, he'll be touching you in some way - whether it be by holding hands, linking arms, or even one of his hands on your knee while the two of you sit together

Stretch can and will throw himself on top of you to cuddle if he ever sees you laying down on the couch or bed on the rare chance that he isn't there first

Horrortale

Skull:

Don't get me wrong, Skull is another one of the skeles who would be thrilled to give you all of the affection you could ever wish for and more

It's just that he's afraid of hurting you in some way. He's always seen humans as fragile, no matter how true or not that might be, and ever since his head was messed up, he has a hard time gauging just how much strength he's using

It's because of that that he'd most likely have you be the one to initiate cuddling or affection. He'll say that he doesn't care when or why, and if he isn't up to it at any time, he'll let you know

It takes him a long while to trust himself to ever initiate anything without the fear of accidentally breaking you, but when he does, you'd better bet he's hooked for life

As for you following him around while he goes about his day, he might be a little bit worried that something he's doing is making you anxious, and that will make him anxious in turn

He'll more than likely turn around to look at you every few minutes to check in and make sure that everything is okay

Sweets:

Like most of other monsters who managed to survive the famine, Sweets's body is kind of twisted. He knows that he tends to tower over basically every human he's met, he knows that his bones are just a little bit more pointy than they once used to be, and he's afraid of hurting you just like Skull is

Of course, that doesn't change the fact that he would do anything and everything to keep you happy

He'll get used to just... scooping you up and carrying you around with him. It doesn't matter if he's in the middle of doing something like gardening or cooking, though it isn't uncommon for him to set you down on the counter or something similar so he can have both of his hands free

Even if he has a hard time sitting still or relaxing, it's easy to calm both of you down when he lets you sit in his lap while he plays with your hair/gives you a scalp massage

He might even joke about getting a wig, saying that he's always wanted hair

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Can I request nightmare, swap, horror, and dream with a winged s/o?

Winged characters are genuinely my favorite trope in the world

Nightmare, Blue, Skull, and Dream with a winged S/O

Nightmare:

Don't they make your back hurt? He's not even trying to make a joke by asking; he can guess that your wings aren't exactly light, he knows from experience considering his own tentacles on his back are heavy, so his first reaction is concern

Even though he never directly offers or asks, you can tell he enjoys it when you ask him to help you - whether it be with preening your feathers or giving you a back massage to loosen your muscles

Nightmare is one of those subtly caring people. He doesn't do grand gestures of affection, but he does little things here and there to show he cares if he likes you enough

He'll occasionally hold onto your wings with one of his tendrils to lessen their weight, but if you call him out on it, he's quick to drop them and give you some bad excuse to why he did it

Blue:

Is he allowed to pet them? He thinks your feathers just look so soft, and so warm...

He'll offer to help you preen the ones you have a hard time reaching whenever you're molting, and it's one of the rare times you get to see him sit down and just take a moment to rest

Blue might save some of the pretty flight feathers that fall off as souvenirs, but how can he not? It doesn't matter what color your wings are, he thinks they're the most stunning thing he's ever seen

It's so easy to fluster him when you come up behind him and wrap on of your wings around him in a hug

His face will turn a pretty baby blue, and the look on his face is so sappy that it almost seems out of place on him

Skull:

Skull is already a very cuddly person once he finally trusts someone enough, but you having wings is just another reason for him to touch you

He'll brush over the feathers, amazed at how smooth they are, and how soft it feels under his hands

It isn't all that uncommon for him to just pick you up or drag you to the nearest soft surface to take a nap together

With you laying on top of his chest and your wings resting over both of you like the world's best blanket, Skull will be the most comfortable skeleton there's ever been

When he starts to purr and rumble beneath you (can skeletons purr? maybe not, but he does), you know that he's in a good mood

Dream:

It doesn't matter how many times he sees you, Dream will always be amazed by how beautiful your wings are

The way your feathers brush against him when you're walking side by side never ceases to make him melt

For someone meant to be the guardian of positivity, he sure is always pretty tense - always on edge, always prepared for some kind of attack on the AU that he's currently residing in, but pulling him into a hug with your wings wrapped around him like a cocoon is one of the few ways to get him to actually let go

For once, he feels secure enough to just... be. It's like the whole world just fades away when he's with you like that, and he finally feels safe enough to let himself cry

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So, I just scrolled through the 'sans x reader' tag and came across your writing about a reader who covers their smile (i really liked it, btw). So I was thinking, how about UT, UF, and US skelebros reacting to a reader who usually snorts or snickers at jokes. And, like, one day one of them says or does something that causes the reader to lose it and start laughing really hard.

Ik its similar to the smile one, so you don't have to if you dont want to. Hope you have a great day/night and (if you write the request) have fun with it :D

UT, UF, and US brothers' reaction to an S/O who laughs at their jokes

Undertale:

Sans:

Just like every other sans type, he'll be so so happy to finally have someone who genuinely laughs at his jokes. Yeah, he knows that they're absolutely awful, but that doesn't stop him from making them

Every time he makes any kind of joke now, you'll notice the way he looks over to you like he's waiting to see if you laugh or not

When you eventually do, there's no wiping off the smug look from his face - or stopping him from continuing to make the worst puns you've ever heard in your life

Depending on your mood, it's pretty easy for him to pick up on when you're sad, and he'll choose those moments to pull out the best jokes he has

He can and absolutely will make you laugh until you cry just for the fun of it

Papyrus:

For as much as he likes to act as though he hates all of the puns his brother makes, there's no hiding the fact that he jokes almost as much as Sans does

His jokes are usually a bit less punny and a little more obvious in the moment, and he'll be elated every time he gets you to laugh

Hearing you laugh makes him laugh, and considering that his laugh is the most contagious thing in the world, it's normal for the two of you to end up cackling so loudly the entire house can hear you

After Papyrus sees how happy you are around him, he'll go out of his way at every chance he gets to make you snicker

Underfell:

Red:

Expect a lot, and I mean a lot of smugness from him when he gets you to laugh at every stupid joke he tells

His humor tends to be on the darker side, ranging from potty humor to poorly timed morbid jokes

Because of that, it's only that much more of a surprise when you actually laugh at one of them

From that point onward, he'll try as hard as he possibly can to see what kinds of things he can get you to cackle at

When he finally gets that belly laugh that he's been waiting for, all thanks to the worst joke yet, you'd better bet that he'll never let you live it down

Edge:

Most of Edge's jokes are complete accidents and tend to fly right over his own head

At first, it confuses him why you and Red are laughing at him, and after you explain that it isn't some kind of inside joke to make fun of him with, he may or may not give you the most withering glare when he finally realizes what he's done

It takes him a little while to get used to making the people around him happy. For someone who's so used to being feared by everyone around him, it's always a little bit strange to have someone so at ease around him

He's not exactly complaining, and might even try to do things on purpose to make you chuckle

Though it wasn't on purpose, he's made you laugh so hard you couldn't breathe before by accidentally setting the oven on fire... It's safe to say that he still isn't the best chef

Underswap:

Blue:

Blue has always been the kind of person who loves to make everyone around him happy, so it's no surprise when you find yourself laughing and like an idiot every time you see him

He'll tell you jokes, pull little tricks, entertain you with his riddles, all while keeping up a steady stream of snickers from your lips

Lightening the mood is just something he's always been a natural at and that's not going to change just because he's with his partner

It's only when he manages to make you laugh so hard that you can barely breathe that he'll finally feel accomplished, but don't think he's going to stop there

He's another one of the skeletons who aren't above acting silly for the sake of making the people around him smile

Stretch:

Even though he's somehow one of the most lazy skeles out there, Stretch is always in a good mood when he's around you

Because of that, he tends to crack jokes more often than not before looking over to you with that sleepy grin that he has in order to see your reactions

He will think that your laughter is one of the best things in the world, no matter how quiet or loud you might be about it

You have one of those quiet wheezy laughs? he'll adore it like it's the most precious thing he's ever heard

And if you have a loud and boisterous laugh? you'd better bet that he's there laughing along with you, because how could he not when it's so contagious?

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I LOVED how the last ask turned out!! You did an amazing job too!! If you are free rn i would like to send another ask :))), how would the bad sanses (+ error and cross if you can :DD) to a S/O that cracks their neck? i now it's not healthy but it feels really good lmao, have a nice day!

I don't really know too much about Cross so I probably won't write for him just yet, but I'd be happy to write for Error too! I'll probably only occasionally add him into asks with the bad sanses, so I hope that's alright! :)

Dust:

I'm not gonna lie, this probably weirds him out so much

He knew that humans' knuckles could crack, but he had no idea that necks could pop the same way

When he first hears you pop your neck he's going to freeze up and think you broke it

Once he sees that you're fine and okay, and after he's gotten onto you for scaring him, he's going to demand that you explain to him why your neck does that

It'll likely gross him out once he learns about it, and he'll likely get onto you for doing it when you tell him it's bad for your neck

He doesn't care if it feels nice, it's hurting you and he doesn't like that

Killer:

He's around enough weird people (humans included) while out and about in the multiverse, so he really wouldn't think much of it

You're hanging out with him doing who knows what and suddenly crack your neck with the loudest pop yet? The most he'll do is raise his browbones and give you a minor look of concern before going right back to what he was doing before

What he will want to do though is terrorize the others who it does gross out

Killer will drag you around to anyone and everyone bragging about the "trick" that you can do, and as soon as you have their attention, he'll gesture for you to pop your neck and watch the look of utter disgust on the poor soul he's targeted this time

It's only when he looks into it a little more and learns that it is, in fact, bad for humans' joints for you to do that that he'll reluctantly stop going out of his way to get you to gross people out

Skull:

For a long while after he hears it, he'll probably just... stare at you while trying to remember if this is normal for humans or not

After he's given you a heart attack by making you think you've broken him, and after you'd given him a very panicked explanation, he'll silently open up a new note on his phone to write down that it's a thing that you can do

He may or may not have thought that you accidentally broke yourself after hearing it for the first time

Now, if you do decide to tell him that cracking your neck isn't necessarily good for you, he'll be quick to try to stop you from doing it ever again

Even if it feels good to pop it, he knows that any kind of injury in the general head region is bad. For his and your sake, Skull will find any way possible to get you to not do that

Nightmare:

While Nightmare may have been around for long enough to know that humans can just kinda... do that, it doesn't mean it grosses him out any less

It's one of the few ways to get under his metaphorical skin, so if you ever feel like very quickly changing the topic away from something or getting him to stop hyperfocusing on one thing, that's the way

He may or may not try to grab you and stop you the second he realizes what you're trying to do, though

He would 100% be a victim of Killer's prank, and would absolutely hold a week long grudge on both of you

Error:

Disgusted is the understatement of the century for how he feels when he first watches you pop your neck

You'll notice that he's more glitchy and jumpy than usual when you do it (that's what happens when you're with a skeleton who's grossed out by the normal functions of a human) and after a while he just... crashes

The two of you could be in the middle of a normal conversation when all of the sudden he hears that disgusting crack, and you'd better believe he screeches

When in doubt, yelling about how grossed out he is will be his go-to - at least when he isn't in the middle of rebooting

He'll hold more of a grudge than anyone else depending on how often you do it on purpose, so if you want to stay on his good side, it's probably smart to avoid popping your neck around him

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Hello! I hope you are feeling well! I was just wondering if you could do the sans and papyrus(which ever ones you want) reacting to reader with resting bitch face if you haven’t done it already. Please and thank you

Also no rush ❤️👍

I've gotten so many asks for this so I figured it was finally time for me to do it! I was not expecting this style of ask to be as popular as it is but I'm glad people like it <3

Bad Sanses reaction to their S/O having a resting bitch face

Dust:

Are you... okay? Dust is a little concerned that you seem like you're going to snap an kill someone at any moment (though that isn't exactly abnormal considering his usual company)

It might unnerve him a little bit, but you don't seem angry, so he assumes that it's just normal

Expect him to make a few jokes about though, because he will (affectionately) make fun of you in situations where you should be laughing while you just sitting there like >:(

If there's ever a time that you end up crying over something small, such as the time you saw Skull smush a cute jumping spider, he'll find it funny just how contradictory you are

Overall it really doesn't bother him, especially considering that none of the people in the group are all that happy looking

Killer:

He understands how it feels to look one way and feel the exact opposite way

While he always looks like he's smiling, it's difficult for him to feel much at all, so he gets it

That doesn't mean he won't pick on you because of it though

Killer has always been a little bit of an ass, so he'll go out of his way to find things to make you laugh or cry - either is entertaining to him

He'll jokingly invite you to tag along on his missions if he ever finds you glaring for no reason in particular

Skull:

He thinks that it's so, so, cute

You look like one of those angry chihuahuas every time he sees you - all angry one second, the excited to see him the next

He'll sometimes do things to try to cheer you up even if he knows that you aren't actually angry or upset about something

His go-to is to invite you to bake something with him, which more often than not ends in you yelling at him to stop eating handfuls of raw flour to "taste test"

If you ever end up crying over something that seems insignificant to other people, he'll try his absolute hardest to comfort you

Nightmare:

Nightmare knows better than most out of this group that you looking angry doesn't reflect how you're feeling

You look like you're going to burn down an orphanage at any given moment, yes, but he doesn't get the feelings of negativity from you like he would from someone who actually wants to

He'll make offhand comments about how the two of you match - though in his case, he is upset at any given moment

It's always a little bit ironic when he catches you doing something that goes entirely against how angry you look

Like the time you and Killer brought back an entire litter of newborn kittens, then proceeded to cry and beg him to let you two keep them

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Hi hi, I haven't requested from my for a bit! I was hoping to put Inna request!

In this, can I have undertale sans, underfell sans, underswap papyrus, and horrortale sans?

In this, the bros are chilling at home when reader burst thru the door, panicked. They then ask the skeleton a hypothetical question, but it's very detailed... but the hypothetical question aren't so hypothetical. It's actually happening right now.

You can chose what every it is, make it funny, worrisome, you puck! I just want to know what they will do.

Stay safe irl and have a good morning/noon/night!

UT, UF, US, + Bonus skeles with weirdly specific hypotheticals

Undertale:

Sans:

"Completely hypothetically of course, if I happened to find two of those person-sized hamster balls.... How likely would you be to go roll around the park in one with me?"

It takes him a little bit of convincing. He'll say that he's just so comfortable on the couch, that he was just about to get some shut-eye, but he will entertain you by giving his "hypothetical" answer

"dunno... i'd probably just roll with whatever plans you got for the day."

The way he looks at you through one open eye as he feigns sleep makes it all too obvious that he's waiting for some kind of reaction for his jokes

When you instead drag him off of the couch and out to the park at the end of the block, he doesn't complain nearly as much as you thought he would - instead keeping up a constant stream of horri-ball puns

At the end of the day, all he really does is take a long nap in the giant hamster-ball, even if he did narrowly save you from rolling into the pond in the center of the park a few times

Papyrus:

"If I were to hypothetically spend an entire week setting up the perfect picnic date, dinosaur oatmeal and all of your other favorites, would you or would you not want to go with me?"

If Papyrus wasn't excited already just by seeing you before, he's downright elated to hear your question

He knows you well enough to know that it isn't really hypothetical, and he absolutely lets out the loudest and happiest squeal you've ever heard from him

While he might chide you a little bit for keeping it a secret from him, and maybe huff at his own obliviousness considering that he was there when you were getting all of the groceries for it, he's quick to run upstairs and get dressed up for the date

He is so, so, so grateful for every little thing you've set up

The blanket you've laid out on the grass is perfect, all of the food you've made and bough for the two of you are the best things he's ever had, and he's more than a little surprised to find that you brought every single one of his favorites

Underfell:

Red:

You're panting and out of breath from running for your life as you ask, "Hypothetically, if I just ran away from your brother trying to teach me self-defense, how long do I have before he catches up to me?"

Red stares at you for a few shocked seconds before he laughs. It's not the quiet chuckles you're used to from him, but instead a full belly laugh that has him wiping away tears from his eyes by the time he's done

He doesn't even get the chance to fully answer you before Edge barges in to drag you back to your sparring session, resulting in another fit of cackles from Red

He'll follow you to watch your training, occasionally offering snickers and silent thumbs up when you look over to him while being worked to death by his brother

When you're finally done (and utterly exhausted despite the monster candies and healing salves that you'd been given), Red will probably end up asking you why in the world you thought agreeing to this was a bad idea

Underswap:

Blue:

"Soooo... Hypothetically, if we happened to have an entire family of ducklings living in our bathtub because they got separated from their mom, what would you do?"

He had been just about to go into the bathroom when you'd stopped him, and it was less than a second after you were done asking that his eyes lit up

Immediately, Blue rushes into the bathroom with too much excitement to see if there really are ducklings in the bathtub, and as soon as he sees that there are, he's on a mission

Researching, calling wildlife rescues, making sure that he has anything and everything he possibly can to make sure the ducklings have the best chance of survival they possibly can until an expert comes to pick them up

"DO WE HAVE ENOUGH FOOD FOR THEM? NO, NO, NOT BREAD! THAT'S BAD, WE NEED... MEAL WORMS AND CHICK FEED!"

He takes care of them so much that by the time they finally have to leave, they're following him around like he's their mom

Stretch:

"In the very very hypothetical case that I accidentally set the house on fire while hanging out with Alphys and Blue again, how-?"

You don't even get a chance to ask your full question before Stretch is already up on his feet to check on the damage

This isn't the first time, and it certainly won't be the last, so it really shouldn't be a surprise to find out that he'd hidden extinguishers and fire blankets in quite literally every cabinet he could think of

After the panic is over and the damage has been assessed (thankfully it's not nearly as bad as the first time you and Alphys had attempted to cook together) he'll never stop teasing you for it

"you really did it again? maybe we should just go ahead and call over the fire department before you even start cooking."

He'll act all exasperated, but that won't stop him from offering to give you baking lessons from him

+ Bonus: Horrortale

Skull&Sweets:

"So, hypothetically, if one of my old friends gave me all of their farming stuff that they didn't need anymore, do you think either of you would be willing to help me start a garden?"

Sweets is already up on his feet and staring at you like you just told him he won the lottery. He won't waste even a minute before he rushes back to his room to grab all of the gardening books he's collected from the library, and it's a steady stream of facts and tips and every possible thing you could every think to know about it

Skull might be a little bit less involved with the actual labor of tilling the soil and adding the compost in, but he'll be more than happy to go out and get all of the seeds you and Sweets have decided to plant, so long as he has a list to look back at in case he forgets

After everything is set up and all of the seeds are planted, Sweets will be checking for sprouts almost obsessively

"IS THE PH OF THE SOIL CORRECT? DID THE WORMS WE RELEASED MIGRATE TO SOMEWHERE ELSE? WHAT IF THE BELL PEPPERS CROSS-BREED WITH THE HOT PEPPERS?"

It'll take both you and Skull to assure him that it can take longer than expected for things to start sprouting

And when things are finally growing, ending in the first harvest, you'd better bet that the pair are are going to make the best feast they can with their hard earned produce

Fried squash, zucchini bread, stuffed bell peppers, rhubarb pie, pickled okra... They'll make anything and everything they can