#unsc infinity

[broken-wings-and-bastard-kings]

[whattheactualhay]

UNSC AI RLD 0205-4, folks.

[kaiyescaptain]

Extraction - for the title ask game

Hi stumpy :3

fires this across your bow like a kabura-ya

Doctor Martin Serrington enters the surgical suite at 0659 hours, fully scrubbed up and prepared to get the job done as quickly as he can.

He hates this procedure.

He’s ultimately responsible for a hundred of S-deck’s Spartans, and the care and keeping thereof. He has assistants, sure, but they report to him just as he reports to the Infinity’s CMO Dr. Kelley. 

Martin would much rather that his Spartans come back unhurt, or at most mildly injured, because the part of his job that he actually likes is tinkering with the S-IV’s internal balances, working to make them more stable, more lethal, more… more, and he might be good at patching them up but he doesn’t like it, even though and especially because they treat life-threatening injuries like minor bumps and scrapes (like a certain Commander he might care to name, in fact).

But this procedure, where he and his team just… strip the dead for parts like an old car, feels wrong. 

And he hates it. Most of his staff do, too. 

The ones that don’t get quietly removed from the procedure’s roster. If he’s going to be cutting bits out of dead heroes, he wants it done quickly and by people with the appropriate distaste for the subject.

The man he can’t remove from the roster, however, is the Informatics Engineering officer hovering in the corner, accompanied by two technicians and an innocuous looking device.

“Alright, people,” he says by way of greeting, “let’s get a move on.”

[derpthingies]

UNSC Infinity shipgirl

[empresskadia]

I choose to believe that meals and rations get better after the Human-Covenant War. Mostly because the ration boxes in Halo 3 forge didn't have the names of food it was on the box, but also because it made logical sense to me. Most of the war, humanity was on the backpedal, and resources slowly dwindled with each world lost. Food would have to be made cheaply and quickly but also fill the soldier.

So, the food during the war for UNSC personnel was cheap, bland, but filling. Then you get to the post-war era where the Infinity has patty melts and fried pickels.

I agree because Fred threw hands, and this scene had me laughing.

Fred really said these hands are rated E for everyone. In my head, this is why the UNSC Infinity becomes Kelly and Fred’s favorite ship and when John tells them that’s where they’re returning too after a mission, he doesn’t understand why their moods brighten so much and are acting like overly excited dogs as they share a singular braincell. Even Linda seems to be walking faster than usual and dear lord don’t get in their way while they head to Spartan Town’s cafeteria for a meal because Kelly will shove you out of the way.

I personally headcanon that the first time they were put on the ship, Kelly ate so much she threw up. Fred and Linda don’t let her live it down.

[killer-orca-cosplay]

@dirigibletomato The hoodie in question

[dreadintrusion]

Still sad about the infinity being destroyed 😔

[oni-official]

Hey uh do you think we could set up a fireteam vs fireteam grifball tourney on s-deck? I asked Cmdr. Palmer and she just told me to get out of her office.

By all means. Register your teams and if we get enough down, we'll set it up. We'll have a chat with the Commander as well, I know exactly how "busy" s-deck is these days.

To keep things interesting, we'll enter our own team as well.

Director's Note: No ladles.