#ur dad

[teh-nos]

[dandysworldastrofan]

made this on notes 😭😳

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Mike: I'm straight

Richie: I'M STRAIGHT UP UR MOM

Boris: You're gay, Mikhail

Mike: It's Michael, but only Will could call me that

Richie: GAY

Mike: No, like in a bestfriends way

Richie: Best friends, but like how history interprets it?

Mike: ??

Richie: YOU ARE GAY AND YOUR DAD IS GAY FOR ME

Boris: I am gay for Potter

Meanwhile:

Theo: I learned Russian for Boris

Eddie: I learned Stupid for Richie

Will: I learned I'm gay because of Mike

Theo: I'M STRAIGHT

Eddie: Okay??

Will: I'm gay

Eddie: We know

Will: I'm sad

Eddie: We know

Theo: I'm sad, but in a manly straight way

Eddie and Will:

[rw-repurposed]

So Winds, is it possible to make a king vulture-leviathan hybrid with poison spines? :)

/j

[thedumb1]

[swordsammax]

Hehe

[wardback]

ur mom jokes are fine, but theres a complete lack of ur dad jokes and i feel its a damn shame

[sniper-spider]