What The Wonka Trap You’d Fall For Says About You:
Chocolate River: you are always in search of more. Nothing that brings you joy is ever satisfying enough. you will always crave something bigger, something better. the grass isn’t always greener on the other side, so they say. you disagree. go on go on stretch out your arms farther this next handful will be perfect don’t you trust me
Blueberry Gum: it’s so easy. so small. so simple to steal. a single stick of gum won’t be missed. and yet, it could change everything. you want to be the best at something, anything. first place is the only place that you want to be. you want to be remembered, by any means necessary. champions don’t give up so chew chew chew do whatever it takes to win you aren’t a quitter, are you
Golden Goose/Squirrel Pit: you want to be special. you want the things that nobody else can have. you need the coolest clothes, the coolest tech, the nicest house. you’re the coolest, the smartest, the prettiest, the fastest. you deserve this. you deserve whatever you want. snatch what you want it’s yours for the taking you deserve the world and no one can stop you
Fizzy Lifting Drink: don’t you deserve a little joy? some whimsy? you work so hard all your life, surely you deserve a chance to relax and let the wind carry you for a moment? go on. take that break. you’ve earned it. glug glug glug let your troubles float away it’ll all be over soon
The TV: wouldn’t we all like to be a part of the action? you dream of being a part of some bigger whole, some overarching story. real life is dull, but in fantasy you can be whatever you want to be. you can do whatever you want. go on. sink deeper into the story. you know you want to. being yourself is boring why do that when you can be anybody else
