☔️~Anon:
Wanderer!MC causing yet another incident that draws some folk worship, this time in Fontaine.
Why?
Because the Bathysmal Vishaps adore them.
And people think there’s a “witch” in the woods beyond the Opera Epiclese.
There’s some initial hostility from the vishaps during MC’s first few visits to Erinnyes Forest, since the vishaps immediately knew MC was different despite kind of smelling like one of them, and was also kind of intruding on their territory.
But the vishaps gradually got used to MC’s presence, especially when the latter hasn’t actively done anything to harm them, and Neuvillette would occasionally join them during his patrols. And, hey, if the Hydro Dragon’s chill with them, they’re probably not all bad.
And one day, MC’s running from Nicole’s stern talking-to about their “increasingly self-injurious recklessness” — Wanderer!MC: 💀 (Aaaaaaaaaa not Nicole too…!) — and they flee into Erinnyes Forest where the vishaps roam.
They’re just camping out underwater underneath the Weeping Willow when they suddenly hear explosions.
Neuvillette’s overseeing court trials tonight, so it’s raining.
They poke their head out of the water.
They see Treasure Hoarders fucking around with elemental potions and clearing out the vishap herds.
…Ex-fucking-scuse???
MC jumps out of the water and gets ready for a brawl.
The Treasure Hoarders?
They hear an unnatural growl.
They see a horned silhouette with scales, claws, sharp fangs, a tail and a glowing pair of snake / draconic eyes.
That silhouette is charging them with an Electro-infused polearm.
They freak the fuck out and run away screaming into the night.
It happens again, and MC has to drag one of them away back to the main roads because he passed out from sheer fright. And he may or may not need a new change of pants.
It happens a third time with investigators from the Maison Gardiennage, and now there’s a safety notice warning against venturing into the forest.
The vishaps enjoyed having MC around ever since.
An adventurer spots MC chilling with some vishaps and runs back rambling that he spotted the “witch” and the vishaps being friendly with each other.
It spawns a bunch of spooky bedtime stories parents use to scare naughty children into behaving.
Parents: “Don’t go into the woods or the witch will snatch you away!”
Neuvillette does grow a bit concerned with the increasing reports and accounts of a “witch” in the woods.
So does MC, even if they’ve never seen this witch.
It’s not until they run into Pahsiv, who excitedly greets MC as “Witch! Witch!” that they finally understand what’s happening.
Wanderer!MC: 💡😦
Neuvillette: 🤔 “You seem to have realized something. Care to tell?” <- still hasn’t caught on
Wanderer!MC: 🙂↕️ “So, a while back there was this group of Treasure Hoarders…”
It’s the first time anyone has ever seen Neuvillette actually laugh. The papers are going wild. MC must be a part-time comedian.
It doesn’t stop there. Oh no.
Mamere (one of the Melusines) has a sudden stroke of mischief and crafts one of those noh masks like in Inazuman theatre, and has MC wear that while they’re hanging around the forest at night.
They’re caught and scolded by Xiao (who was requested by Sigewinne to check on MC).
But then a Fatui agent thinking it’s just a story goes in to survey the area and possibly set up a hidden camp.
Xiao’s still wearing his yaksha mask.
MC is also still wearing the noh mask.
That Fatui agent sprints away screaming about a whole coven of angry witches in the forest.
Xiao is absolutely dumbfounded. Him? A witch?
Nicole: 🤭 “Say, Conqueror of Demons, would you be interested in joining the Hexenzirkel~?”
Xiao: 😓 “I doubt I even have time for that.”
More of those statuettes have begun appearing in Fontaine, though they seem localized to the forest where the vishaps roam.
Furina has to intervene to calm down the growing fuss, but she’s definitely going to indulge somewhat in these shenanigans.
She makes a point to dress up a bit — wears a plain dress and a cloak, something a little bit “witchy” — and leaves in broad daylight when she’s most visible, setting off towards the forest with a picnic basket.
The next day, there’s an announcement posted on the boards from Furina, claiming that the “witches” seen in the forest are old colleagues from her days as a regular Oceanid prior to her ascension to Hydro Archon, and they’re simply not happy with the rise in criminals (e.g. the Treasure Hoarders) sneaking into the forest where the vishaps roam. An increase in patrols by the Marechaussee Phantom to ward off intruders should satisfy the disgruntled parties.
Is Furina going to keep up with the witchy atmosphere?
Hell yeah~! Hexenzirkel tea party! Secrets of the Hydro Witch lesgoooooooo—
Vishap: 👀💧 “This is the successor of Hydro’s usurper…? Doesn’t exactly seem to have the strength and power to match…”
Vishap 2: 🗿 “The current Lord of Hydro (Neuvillette) doesn’t seem to mind much, so we may as well let her be…”
Oh, I LOVE the idea of the Vishaps adoring Wanderer!MC, and Wanderer!MC being protective of them! But gosh, what chaotic situation Wanderer!MC found themselves in ONCE AGAIN. I mean, first they're being mistaken a divine envoy, and now a Witch.
Maybe Nicole should get them their own witch hat made for them, hm?
And Furina! She's having a time during this Hydro Witch, let's goooo!
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