Haechan: once again, we are stuck in a gay situation
Hendery: i'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Haechan: my mom's been using MY pole? oh my god i'm gonna kill her
Chenle: haechan who is this guy
Mark: so y'all are not worried about the fact that haechan has a pole-
Jisung: nah we been knew
Jaemin: sometimes i use it, too
Taeyong: he said he was gonna kill his mom-








