Clumsy Sentence Starters
• "No, I didn't run into- okay, yeah, so maybe I did, so what?"
• "Every inanimate object is out to get me, I swear."
• "I have grown immune to the pain of stubbed toes."
• "Well, you see, when I fell I dropped [important object], which is why I don't have it."
• "Please don't trust me to walk." / (flirty) "I don't trust myself to walk, so could you carry me?"
• "I, uh, tripped on the air."
• "You may ask-- "Who trips on their own feet?" Me. I do."
• "I am quite the unique person--I find a way to trip on anything, everywhere."
• "If I could just stop tripping, don't you think I would have done that already?!"
• "This is the reason why I don't work out."
• "You'd think I'd earn not to be embarrassed by myself anymore by now."
• "Ohmygod I've only ran into something twice today--That's gotta be a record for me!"
• "Just because you say I'm not allowed to be clumsy doesn't mean I'll just magically stop being clumsy."
• "If I had three wishes, I'd use them all to stop being clumsy. Just in case, y'know?"
• "If I found a magic genie lamp, I'd probably trip and accidentally let go of it and break it."
• "I am legitimately my own worst enemy."
• "Ha! I bet I could manage to fall before you even push me."
• "Why do I always run into that corner?! Why?!"
• "Oh God-!"
• "No! My phone!" / "No! My [food item]!"
• "What do you mean "You're not allowed to come because it's too dangerous and you're too clumsy"?!"
• "Why did you trust me to do this in the first place?!"
• "You really thought that I wouldn't accidentally break it? Really."
• "Why, out of all things, did you force me to go to a dancing class?"
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