More Lu incorrect quotes based off stuff i've said + heard
Fable: Hey, can I have some smoothie if there's extra?
Echo: You can lick the blender
Hyrule, holding up a bandaged finger: and THAT is how I learned to never test the blade of a knife with your finger!
Legend: Who left the gummy vitanain container open? was that me?
Hyrule (truthfully): yeah you just took some, remember?
Wind: I'm IMMUNE to pain! *Holds out arm* here, hit me!
Tetra: *slaps him full across the face* i've always wanted to do that to someone
Wild: It was an HONEST mistake!
Warriors: We don't have time for honest mistakes!!!!
Wild: FINE i'll make a DIShonest mistake then!!
Legend, using baking soda and industrial vinegar to inflate a balloon: WITCHCRAFT!!!
Hyrule: What's wrong with being a goober? :((
Wind, holding a hand chainsaw: do I need eye protection or something?
Time: yeah thats probably a good idea. I never wear it though because I'm dumb
Wind: good thing I'm dumb too!! :D
Wind: so it either ran out of battery, or I broke it
Sky at an intersection: Oh Legend just ran that light
Wind holding up a tax form: so this is grown up homework?
Twilight: except you go to jail if you don't do it
Time: always do your homework
Wild: thinking is overrated