#witcher asks

[definitely-not-iorveth]

roche is the kind of guy that snores really loud but completely denies it

WHY ON ANON

IS THIS TAKE REALLY SO CONTROVERSIAL

[thewolvesandtheirbard]

Could you please write a snuggling head cannons for the wolves and maybe jaskier if you have time? I love your work

Certainly!

So first we have Eskel & Geralt giving a grumpy Lamb some snuggles because they do that. That’s their job as big brothers. Annoy & Love the baby wolf in equal measure ❤️ But they do have to be careful cause he bites!

Next we have the wolf bros after a bit too much white gull when they’re feeling all lovey dovey and often pass out with eachother in a pile in front of the fireplace in the great hall. Uncoordinated smooches and snuggles galore.

Now one of my favorites. Wolf pups all ganging up on Papa Ves for “We’re sorry” snuggles after they got into a wrestling match or a race and broke something important.

Now of course Papa isn’t always that grouchy with his boys, so here’s Vesemir with Eskel & Geralt, his well behaved puppies who welcome cuddles from Dad without question.

And then Lambert who throws fits at Papa Ves in public…

But when in the privacy of their keep, on those bad nights when terrible dreams haunt him, Lambert always goes to Papa Ves first for cuddles. And as always, Vesemir loves his littlest puppy more than he could ever say. Much more than Lambert would ever believe.

Okay, now the angst is done. Let’s have some silliness from the Kaer Morons! I give you, Geralt‘s attempts to be a comforting big brother and Lambert is a little troll.

And of course the two drops of water, so much alike and so close together, always finding some reason to be close and snuggle ❤️

Then we have Eskel when he tries to show affection to Lambert, who always is a bit slow to trust in any form of affection, but welcomes it with open arms eventually, even if he’s blushing and pretending not to care. Unlike with Geralt, Eskel is not harassed when he tries to cuddle the baby wolf XD

And finally, we have Geraskier. A wolf and his little songbird. Jaskier is always quick to close the space between them and Geralt still can’t believe how wonderful he is, how he is so unafraid and unbothered by him and all of his witcherness.

I hope you enjoyed this little take on the wolf family :) Thank you for the request! This was fun to do!

[geraltanswers]

If you'd keep a pet (except roach) what kind and what name would it get?

I would get a dog. His name would be Roach 2. In honour of Roach.

-G

[thesevenumbrellas]

I'm imagining Yennefer with Allison and Klaus just rocking it as magic family and going "Yes." For Geralt, Jaskier, Luther, Diego and Ben? I think they'll do stuff like fishing and helping little old ladies down the street. I don't know why. I'm guessing Jaskier is showing off Vanya and going "Hear my daughter play! She is awesome!!!"

Vanya still has her powers but Jaskier keeps trying to sneak her out so she can play. Ans Geralt keeps catching them and being like “she *will* destroy an entire tavern if you let her.”

And Jaskier is just like “the price we pay for beautiful music.”

[sargassostories]

For the Witcher-y asks: Axii & Geralt of Rivia? ☺️

Axii: If you could influence someone’s mind, what would you make them do/say?

I’d get a promotion and a raise to reflect the work I actually do at work :)

Geralt of Riva: Thoughts on Geralt

I love this dumbass so fucking much. Terrible at communicating. Broken-down body. Loves his horse. Self-loathing but gathers an accidental family around him. Trying very hard but has very rotten luck and also fucks up, but is doing his best. Sapko gives him so many lovely characters to bounce all these traits off of (and its just my delight that I think they also interplay really well without him). Definitely my way into the series.

[witcher-not-quitter]

The amazing @advena87 has tagged me for the Witcher asks! Answer, I shall!

Skellige isles or the continent?

Continent, cause I dread sirens and trying to do map completion in Skellige frustrated me to no end

Velen or Toussaint?

Toussaint! I love the colors and of course Regis and Dettlaff are there!! 

Novigrad or Beauclair?

I really like both so much D=!! But I guess Beauclair, especially the lower parts of it, like the harbor. 

Sleeping at Corvo Bianco or meditating under a tree?

Sleeping at Corvo Bianco. I like the thought of Geralt waking up refreshed and him having an actual bed. 

Inns or Brothels?

Brothels, especially the one in Beauclair. More so that I would just have Geralt talk to the peeps there but never sleep with them.

Caves or Ruins?

Another hard one. But Ruins are a lot nicer and are fun to explore

High or low difficulty?

Low since I like the ease of it and i’m a chicken for higher difficulty. Havn’t tried higher but one day maybe.

Going back to old save: yay or nay?

Like..when you choose a wrong dialogue and go back before the convo? then yes?

Mods: yay or nay?

i’m not technically competent to use mods so I have no idea 

Mini-map or no mini-map?

mini map cause I get so lost at times and I like the ease of it

Roach or Fast travel?

Roach, I will ride her everywhere

Roads or Boats?

Roads.... boats get annoying cause I suck with them

Specters or Relics?

Relics, I just like fighting them better. Specters are a bit too easy for me

Beasts or Hybrids?

Hybrids

Necrophages or Vampires?

Vampires for sure, *slaps neck* Come get your juice!!!

Orgroids or Elementa?

Elemanta since they are a challenge to fight.

Dracanoids or Cursed Ones?

Draconoids cause they are fun and pretty

The Caretaker or the Crones?

Caretaker. That thing had a awesome reveal and a tough fight. 

Botchlings or spotted Wights?

Spotted Wights

Godlings or Trolls?

Godlings. they are so cute and wild

Sirens or Harpies?

I hate harpies so Sirens it is

Killing or sparing?

Sparing. I like to punch

Dijkstra or Roche?

Always with Roche

Vesemir or Crach an Craite?

Vesemir, I like my witcher gramps

Eskel or Lambert?

Lambert, I like my pricks

Keira or Philippa?

Keira, I don’t know why but her

Cerys or Hjalmar?

Ceryse, She is badass

Syanna or Anarietta?

As much as I dislike Syanna, I choose her. I would have like to have more in her backstory. 

Yen or Triss?

Yen, for sure. Triss always gave me weird vibes from even before I really knew much, played witcher 1 first and she just made me cringe so much.

Ciri or Geralt?

I can’t choose with that. 

Regis or Dettlaff?

Regis. He got me into the witcher fandom with all the fanart. I learned about him more and saw Geralt/Regis stuff and fell in love. I love you dettlaff but sorry

Though I did answer Dettlaff the last time 

Olgierd von Everec or Gaunter O’Dimm?

Olgierd, he does try to live his life if you spare him.

Olgierd von Everec or Iris von Everec?

Iris, I so wish there could have been something happy for her

Shani or Dandelion?

Dandelion

Johnny or Sarah?

Johnny

Sorceresses or Witchers?

Witchers, without a doubt

Druids or the local holy man?

Druids, I just like them

Food or Swallow?

Food, all the raw meat

Decoctions or Potions?

potions (fiend decoction for when i’m carrying to much stuff but being really stubborn)

Hunting for diagrams or finding them per chance?

I will hunt the diagrams down. Every Singe One.

Saving coin or spending coin?

Save cause i’m a hoarder

Looting or buying?

Loot cause then more coins

Upsetting the guards or following the rules?

sksks, I should make a post how I lured so many guards in the toussaint arena and had a thunderdome experience with them. but i rather follow the rules

Igni or Axii?

Igni, I like my fire

Yrden or Aard?

Aard--YEET

Signs or blade oils?

Signs, i feel so much more badass with them..also got them tatted on my hand

Crossbow or fists?

Crossbow.  I got pretty good with it

Settling down or staying on the path?

settle down. old man needs a break

Gwent Cards or Swords?

uh...Both of course, I hoard ALL THE THINGS!!!

Beard or no beard?

beard

“Puss Peepers” or “Mutant”?

mutant.

[shadowy-dumbo-octopus]

What’s your least favourite monster??? and why?(hi friend =D)

Hi friend!

Dunno what they're called in English, but the stinky ones that explode when you kill them.

Also archespores, fucking asshole plant shitheads. Hate them so much.

The Frog Prince was a bastard, too, even with the potions.

I like arachas but they're a nuisance to fight because they keep running away from me.

Ygherns/scolopendromorphs were nasty too because they kept disappearing underground and I had to chase after them.

[vvitchering]

10, 18 & 35 for witcher game asks

10 has been answered~

18. What’s your combat style? Depends what I’m walking into. If I know its a boss fight or something harder than usual, I’ll use some oils and MAYBE a potion (I hate using them fhdsjkfhd), cast quen, and then charge in mashing quick attack lmao I’ve always been a “offense is the best defense” type of player, but I use my quen shield and dodge button quite a bit in tw3. I’m not good with strategy. If I can’t win by running at whatever it is and whacking it until it dies, I’m gonna have a tough time. 

35. Did you get the ending you wanted? Which one is it? I did!!! Thank god!!!!! ***Spoilers for the end***, BUT I got the “Ciri lives and becomes a witcher” ending which is the best I could have hoped for :’) I read through what all the possible endings were afterwards and I am SO glad I got what I did. I don’t think I could have emotionally handled one of the bad ones, but I never would have made the choices that land you there anyway.