okay but jaskier getting into mild forms of danger (lets himself get locked up for a day or two by an angry spouse, kidnapped by people who want money but aren’t too rough) so geralt can come rescue him and jaskier can thank him with some world shattering sex, but it keeps getting fucked up bc the WRONG FUCKING WITCHER KEEPS SAVING HIM
the witchers all know about jaskier. his songs do a lot for them, so the second they hear he’s in trouble they immediately rush off to help him
it’s flattering and jaskier is touched, but he also has a very specific vision for this roleplay he’s setting up that keeps getting RUINED












